I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

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Clear the table in one shot.

"..."

Yinzhi stared at Qiong, who had transformed back into her variant form, looking humble and admitting she had made a fool of herself, and remained speechless.

Even he wouldn't want to play pool with this rat.

There was absolutely no gaming experience.

"Potti is the most loving person I have ever met."

Yinzhi concluded sincerely.

"I just absolutely loved yesterday~?"

Qiong whistled in agreement and began to sing.

"...I love you so much, my darling!"

Potio was so enraged by Silver Branch's words and Sora's song that his shark teeth cracked open, his blood pressure surged, and then he let out a heavy sigh.

"Fine, I won't swear at people anymore!"

"!"

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Xingqiong was stunned upon hearing this, his face filled with shock.

"Why the sudden change of heart? Did you discover the true goodness and beauty of the world?"

"First of all, many people don't realize that I'm criticizing him!"

Potio's tone was calm, but it carried a hint of despair.

"Secondly, there are genuinely people who might think I love him."

He glanced resentfully at the silver branch beside him, which was still radiating a pure and beautiful glow.

It was one thing for Danheng to mistake him for a male ketone before.

Being mistaken for a male prostitute by Yinzhi and then receiving a response from her, he really couldn't take it anymore!

They exchanged a glance.

"I love you," Qiong said tenderly.

"Say that again!" Potio snapped and pulled out his gun.

"Actually, there is a solution."

Qiong crossed her arms, looking completely unperturbed.

"Really?"

Upon hearing this, Potio's expression immediately changed. He put away his pistol and put his arm around Sora's shoulder like a good brother.

"Hey buddy, give me some advice."

Not to mention Black Tower and Ruan Mei, even Haha Rabbit could take some time to change Potio's synesthetic beacon back, but Qiong has a faster way.

"Did you know? The human brain is amazing. You just need to replace the words 'baby' and 'cute' with a specific sound effect, like 'beep'."

"Even if you don't say anything, the person who hears it will automatically imagine the dirtiest words."

Qiong looked at Potio, who seemed to be deep in thought, and said, "Try it if you don't believe me."

"Damn it!"

"I bet—you bet—the bet—!"

"Hey, holy crap, it really is true!"

Potio seemed to have discovered something amazing, his face beaming with delight.

He can swear now!

"As expected of you, you always have so many ideas!"

"What a fierce and ruthless aura! Your Highness, Silver Spear Asura, has your seal on speech been broken?"

Accompanied by the sound, a pink-haired ninja girl with a colorful flame scarf appeared as if by teleportation, holding a soft object in her hand.

"Hey, thanks to my buddy's idea, uh..."

When Potio saw what was in Ranpo's hand, he stammered and his expression became extremely strange.

He patted Qiong's shoulder forcefully and lowered his voice:

"Dude, you're not actually interested in messing things up, are you?"

Potio has always been a man of his word.

Although Ranpo always strictly adheres to her own ninja way on matters of principle, never wavering on anything, to ordinary people she's just a silly idiot who talks nonsense every day.

Well, Qiong isn't exactly a normal person either; maybe she's just a jerk.

"Dude, let me warn you first, most people can't handle that guy..."

Potio knew just how abnormal Ranpo's physical abilities were.

"Be careful not to get crushed."

The chivalrous spirit of the sea patrol knights is something those who know, understand.

"Your Highness, Silver Spear Shura, I have formed an Immaculate Ninja Pact with Pineapple Ninja, a precious and tacit understanding of ninja affection. What we are doing now is the sacred ninja technique, the Ring of Friendship!"

Amidst Hoshino's envious gaze, Ranpo casually handed over his panties, which were large enough to hug his waist, to Qiong without any sign of embarrassment.

"That's right, it's the magic of friendship."

Qiong accepted the still-warm panties with a straight face, and the treasure chest was in her hands.

turn on.

Wow, there are 39 crystals! Not bad at all!

However, to those outside of Xing, Qiong's action of opening the treasure chest seemed rather abnormal.

He held the tattered, original item and stroked it as if it were a gemstone or crystal, which made Portio and even Silver Branch fall silent.

Even Luanpo's expression gradually became strange; she wasn't completely ignorant of such matters.

"This is a tool of the ninja heart, forged with ninja techniques, infused with the spirit of ninja, controlled with ninjutsu, and imbued with the way of ninja."

However, Qiong's words were enough to clear away all the chaotic thoughts in Luanpo's mind.

The "Galaxy Ninja Scroll" states: "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form; form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form."

"The Pineapple Ninja borrowed my ninja robe, presumably only to seek the true path of ninja, but all appearances are illusions."

He understood the chaos.

Potio: "..."

He translated only the parts he could understand.

It's just that Sora used her underwear—oh well!

This is a huge problem!

Where do you plan to go next?

When Xing used her sweet, cloying, and nauseatingly cutesy words to act coquettishly, Qiong was defeated and threw two crystals at her to stop the goosebumps that were rising all over her body.

"Exorcise all evils, never give up until death, remain steadfast in your mind, break through evil and reveal righteousness, until the end of the Dharma-ending Age."

Luan Po's face was stern.

"Damn it, now that we've caught the original doctor by the tail, of course we have to chase after him and give that 'beep beep beep beep'!"

Potio bared his shark teeth.

In the universe, wherever there is evil and injustice, there are seafaring knights.

Although the wandering knights admire Lan's violent and decisive nature, this gives them a romantic veneer.

When the law fails to bring justice, personal revenge through violence becomes sacred.

There are many people in the galaxy who dislike chivalrous heroes, but even more are attracted by that romantic spirit of chivalry.

"How about spending more time in Pinocchio?"

Qiong leaned against the pool table, revealing a sunny and cheerful young man's smile:

"If we leave now, we'll miss a fantastic show."

"Oh? What big show? This run-down place is really full of surprises."

The Grand Ceremony of Harmony, the Meme Virus—Potio has been to so many dangerous places in the galaxy, but few places are as exciting as this.

"Here."

Qiong caught the fruit drink Xing threw to her, opened the can, tilted her head back and drank it down, while raising her chin toward the giant TV screen on the wall.

"In the vast universe, amidst endless legends, seekers embark on arduous journeys, all in pursuit of a miracle that can turn their wishes into reality!"

The host's passionate voice was broadcast live on television to Pinocchio and even to civilizations in other galaxies.

This is a live online broadcast.

"But very few people are fortunate enough to witness its existence. Now, dear viewers, you will witness the arrival of a miracle!"

"The eternal paradise of mankind, the blissful land, the primordial heaven, which itself is a miracle, gave birth to a second miracle—the Holy Grail!"

"The omnipotent wish-granting machine; whoever obtains the Holy Grail will be able to grant their wish."

"Whether you are an unknown nobody or a successful big shot, as long as you have regrets or unfulfilled ideals, you can come to Pinocchio and pursue your dreams!"

"The Holy Grail War?"

"A super ninja wish-granting machine that can grant any wish?"

"real or fake?"

Potio, Silver Branch, and Luanpo were all surprised and uncertain.

As seafaring rangers and knights of pure beauty, they roamed the galaxy, upholding justice and promoting purity, while hearing all sorts of strange and wonderful legends.

On some planets with less advanced civilizations, similar things are not unheard of.

For example, Potio once visited a primitive civilization that had never left the earth's surface, where the people worshipped an omnipotent god, and their wishes could be fulfilled by offering sacrifices to the god.

The results of it?

The so-called gods are just synthetic machines left behind by some unknown guy.

As for fulfilling one's wishes?

People in the primitive era only wanted to eat their fill. They could make food by throwing things into that thing, and their wish was fulfilled.

But this is Pinocchio, a place with top-notch technology in interstellar space.

"No, Silver Spear Shura, Rose Ninja, look at the Ninja Release in the lower right corner."

With his exceptionally sharp eyesight, Luanpo spotted a line of semi-transparent text, the size of an ant, on the promotional image for the Holy Grail War, almost blending into the background.

"【Any wish refers to any wish that is understood by the native inhabitants of a universal D-level civilization. It may not be possible to achieve any wish that is understood by citizens of C-level or higher civilizations. Please refer to the actual artifact for the specific scope of the Holy Grail wish. For more information, please log in——】"

"【This Holy Grail War is generously sponsored by Sulta™.】"

"Well, there's nothing I can do about it."

Qiong shook his head and sighed.

"After all, we can't engage in false advertising."

Even though the Holy Grail's destiny system, which was connected to Aha, received unprecedented enhancements, not every wish could be fulfilled.

Ask anyone in the debate circle to make a wish: "Give me the power to destroy the Index Tower multiverse."

Forget about the Holy Grail; even if you drained the Tree of Imaginary Numbers dry and summoned a super dragon, you still couldn't do it.

Within the worldview of the native inhabitants of a D-level civilization, they are virtually omnipotent.

Just because there's a disclaimer in small print doesn't mean it's completely fake. The Holy Grail is actually quite valuable, at least several times more valuable than the Great Grail powered by the ley lines in Fuyuki City during the Type-Moon era.

It can even be of great help to research projects by geniuses.