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What about "resurrecting in the light, rising in hope"? "At the pinnacle of light, I reign supreme in the world. With me, Tiga, there is heaven!" "Even if I have to carry the celestial ship on my back and hold up the Jianmu Divine Tree with one hand, I, the Galaxy Baseball Man, am still invincible in the world!" Ah.

His eyes twitched as he listened, trying to maintain his general's dignity while painstakingly unraveling the incessant chatter of these two gray-haired abstract masters, removing the bizarre adjectives and nonsensical jokes in an attempt to restore the true nature of the event.

After discussing the entire system for a long time, Fei Xiao finally managed to grasp the overall picture, and the tension in his heart finally eased.

"Okay, that concludes my questions."

She picked up her teacup, moistened her throat which had become a little dry from talking, and her cheerful smile returned to her face.

"Although I am here on the duty of inspection and questioning, it would be impolite for me to keep asking questions. Do you have any questions for me? Please feel free to ask."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Just as March 7th was about to shake his head, he saw Xing raise his hand and ask:

"Why don't you speak as eloquently and in circles as Jing Yuan? Is it because the level of education in Yaoqing is not as high as in Luofu?"

"You must be the least educated person here."

March 7th instinctively starts complaining. A star core spirit, a little raccoon, who is less than a year old and has never been to school.

Feixiao laughed heartily:

"I prefer to speak plainly and directly rather than being pretentious and pedantic, so as to avoid communication breakdowns and misunderstandings."

Jing Yuan's way of speaking meant that even if he directly gave Su Chang a task, she might not understand it.

Can I take it that you think General Jingyuan is not good at communication?

As Qiong took out her phone to film, she also took out a microphone to record the event, just like a reporter.

Jiaoqiu, Feixiao's trusted advisor, suddenly narrowed his already squinted eyes by a fraction of a millimeter, and his lips twitched almost imperceptibly.

Was this anonymous guest... originally from an interstellar gossip tabloid?

"How could that be?"

Fei Xiao had experience dealing with reporters. “General Shence has his own great wisdom. I am not good at strategy and cannot keep up with his thinking.”

"Oh~"

Qiong nodded as if he understood: "So you mean that General Jingyuan's words and actions make you feel inferior?"

Feixiao: "..."

Jing Yuan: "..."

Danheng & Jiaoqiu: "..."

“That… General Feixiao.”

Seeing Fei Xiao's slightly stiff smile, March 7th cautiously broke the silence and offered a friendly reminder.

"If you really can't stand it... actually... you can just take action, and we promise we won't stop you."

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Volume 1: Chapter 688 The Diviner Arrives

"Seven days off! Seven days off! No more 9-to-5 workdays and being stuck in jail! I can dream of playing with the Jade Emperor forever! Ahhh—bang!"

"I can't take it anymore! — Eat!"

"Old Qiong, why didn't you say so sooner!"

"If I had known that Pinocchio had this kind of paradise for slacking off, I would have fought tooth and nail to apply for a business trip there—damn!"

In the elegant room of the Imperial Jade Pavilion in Changletian, the aroma of tea wafted through the air, and the sound of mahjong tiles clattered crisply.

The cute girl in the blue dress went crazy, her fingers deftly swiping across the deck of cards, her face filled with the heartbreak of missing out on a hundred billion.

"I don't have the ability to predict the future, how was I supposed to know that such a big commotion would happen ahead of time—eating?"

Qiong's sharp eyes swept across the cards, his brain rapidly calculating the hands of each player.

"Besides, didn't I send you a message right away, bro?"

"Ugh……"

Qingque sighed deeply, her little face drooping like a little sparrow wilted by frost.

"But the Primordial Heaven created by Pinocchio was so explosive that it went straight to the top of the interstellar trending list, and the Diviner naturally knew about it as well."

She imitated Fu Xuan's unique accent perfectly.

"'Hmph~ Qingque, don't think I don't know what you're up to. Trying to slack off at Pinocchio? No way!' Rejected!"

"It also comes with a bonus ideological education class."

The girl exaggeratedly clutched her chest, "My dream of paid slacking off! Kurushi..."

"Even if you can't take paid breaks, you can still do it yourself."

Sitting opposite Qiong, Xing frowned, staring intently at the cards in front of him with a wise look that seemed to be pondering the ultimate question of the universe. After thinking hard for a long time, he carefully played a card.

"Using your annual leave can't compare to the sheer joy of paid slacking off."

"Besides, the Grand Diviner has really gone too far!"

"They kept stuffing me with work projects that required regular maintenance, all of which were the kind of jobs that required me to stay at my workstation. It was obvious they were trying to prevent me from sneaking off to Pinocchio!"

The little sparrow poured out its grievances and angrily complained.

"To be fair, Fu Xuan really went too far."

Qiong nodded with deep sympathy.

To be honest, the risk of sending the Bluebird to the Primordial Paradise was indeed very high, even greater than throwing a meat bun to a dog.

With Qingque's level of intelligence, she would never indulge in daydreams. She has a very strong sense of self-control and will make a decisive move if she crosses the line. It's just that her bottom line is a little lower when it comes to being lazy and slacking off.

"Right, right~?"

"Yes, yes, brother, we won."

Qiong pushed the cards forward and chuckled.

"...Old Qiong, have you opened it yet?"

Qingque looked at the cards Qiong had knocked over, her face instantly fell even more, and her fair little hand reached for the snacks that were the stakes.

"Oh, I accidentally ate them all."

"Hey~ Old Qiong, can we try a different prize?"

The little sparrow clenched its fist, tilted its head, and winked mischievously, trying to look cute.

Sure!

Before Qiong could speak, Xing agreed for him, smiling as she pointed to her little one's face.

"It's like this again... Okay, fine."

A blush crept across Qingque's face as she tiptoed, like a light and graceful little bird.

Soft, warm lips pressed against Qiong's cheek with a soft "pop," and then she deftly slid away from Qiong.

"Alright, alright, pay the bet, let's move on to the next round!"

Haitu stared silently at this sickening scene with dead fish eyes, frantically tagging Brownie in the mind channel. If this continued, she wouldn't be able to resist using the Ether Editor to open it up!

The group chatted about all sorts of things while playing cards.

This was already the second day since everyone returned to the Immortal Ship. Of course, they couldn't forget Little Sparrow after returning to the Immortal Ship, as Qiong had taken over Blue Sparrow's nest last night.

Today, the girl immediately switched to "slacking off mode" and dragged everyone to fight Emperor Yuan Qiongyu.

The story begins with their encounter with the Star-level True Stinger on their journey from leaving the Immortal Ship to Pinocene, and continues until they reach the Primordial Heaven of Pinocene and return to the Immortal Ship to participate in the Martial Arts Ceremony.

And the interesting things that happened yesterday.

When the spirit sand was mentioned, Qingque's face fell.

"Lord Siding is so annoying!"

"What's up with her?"

Xing asked, puzzled.

"Several times!"

Qingque raised a finger, speaking vividly.

"As we were chatting, her expression suddenly changed. She lowered her voice and said to me with a serious look, 'The diviner is here.'"

"So you've come?"

Haitu and Qingque also became familiar with each other.

Given Qingque's lazy and outgoing personality, it would only take half an hour for anyone with a normal personality to be captivated by the girl's charm.

That's so down-to-earth.

"He didn't come."

Qingque's pink lips were so pouty, they could hang an oil bottle on them:

"But I was so scared that I dove right behind her."

"You weren't slacking off while playing cards, so why were you hiding?"

Qiong shook the empty milk tea cup in her hand, quietly took the milk tea next to Xing, and put her own empty bottle there.

"Hehe~"

Qingque scratched her fluffy tea-colored hair, smiling a little embarrassedly, yet with a touch of self-righteous laziness.

"I'm just used to it~"

"Tsk tsk, I didn't realize Ling Sha had so many bad intentions."

Xing reached for the milk tea, then her face froze when she touched it.

Ok?

Why is it empty?

She looked at Qiong suspiciously, while Qiong looked up at the sky with an innocent expression.

“I remember she said yesterday that after returning to Luofu, she was overwhelmed with worldly affairs and only had three pleasures left—eating, perfumery, and playing with bluebirds.”

Incidentally, eating and playing with the bluebird are also two of Qiong's favorite things to do.

"Ah~!"

Xing let out a strange cry, sat up straight, and made exaggerated movements.

Qingque was startled and blinked her big eyes: "What's wrong?"

"The diviner has arrived!"

Qiong immediately adopted a serious expression and said in a deep voice in perfect harmony.

"Great job, you guys!"

Instead of panicking, Qingque proudly waved the jade token between her fingers and pointed at Xingqiong and the other person.

"It's not easy to learn good things, but it's easy to learn bad things. You don't really think this will scare me, do you?"

Qingque proudly pouted her cat-like mouth.

"I'm not stupid."

Did you think she was from March 7th or Su Chang?

"But she really came."

Xing put one hand on his hip and said in a nonchalant tone.

I don't believe it!

Qingque spread out her little hands and confidently whistled a cheerful tune.


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