novelhk Chapter 653 Friends - My Internet Thick Rice (11) [Update Notice]
Chapter 653 Friends - My Internet Thick Rice (11) [Update Notice]
Lu Hu's eyes were darting around in fear. He couldn't do that. He couldn't do that.
He shook his head desperately to refuse, his shoulders shrank in shock, and he was stunned by what Su Xing said.
Xu Xuan's eyes lit up: "Master Tiger!"
Lu Hu was even more horrified: "No no no, Sister Xuan, Sister Xuan!"
Xu Xuan was stunned, and after thinking about the title, he seriously suggested: "Brother Hu doesn't want to be the eldest brother, I want to be the eldest sister!"
They turned their heads in disbelief: Wait, what the hell are you talking about? ?
“??? Hahahahahahahahaha, look at Allen’s expression. I’m dying of laughter.”
"Hahahahaha sister you are so brave, who gave you the courage to say such a thing?"
"Brothers: The proposal is good, but we reject it"
"Brothers: Sister, you are brave, you are really brave"
"We're just saying that we're looking forward to something for some reason..."
"Hahahahaha looking forward to it +1"
After Xu Xuan's shocking words, she looked at them expectantly.
however……
Su Xing: "Come on brothers, how about we all call Hu Zi "big brother"?
They clasped their fists, and at Su Xing's command, they bowed and shouted loudly: "Big Brother!"
Lu Hu's body trembled, he was so scared that even his hands were numb from hearing everyone calling him "Big Brother" in unison.
A few people continued with the previous topic without paying any attention to her.
Completely and willfully ignored.
Xu Xuan: ? ?
She ran to the camera in the corner and complained: "See, this is how I am treated normally. I am used to it."
JPG of vicissitudes of life lighting a cigarette.
No, the more I think about it, the more aggrieved I feel.
Xu Xuan was indignant, and said, "Who is willing to live in my place? I will pay you 666 yuan a day!"
Fans: Is there such a good thing? ?
"Me, me, me! Let me do it. I don't need to pay for it. Sister, let's add a green bubble and talk in detail!"
"I signed up first! I'll do it!"
“No, wait… If I heard correctly, my sister said 666, which is negative. According to Archimedean principle… I want to come too!!”
"Hahahahaha upstairs, you are so nice."
"Listen to me! She said she's giving her negative 666. Based on the principle of negative times negative equals positive, we know we have to give her 666. Over!"
“She was just trying to cheat me out of money.”
"The one above, you are like an Einstein!"
Xu Xuan: They are really smart~
The camera turns to the eldest brother Hu Zi.
Lu Hu desperately refused and gave an example.
“Brother Sheng said: This is a house that breathes.”
"My question is: What are we having for lunch today?"
Everyone: “Hahahahahahahahahahahaha”
Hu Zi is simply amazing, he can imitate Chen Chusheng so well.
Su Xing encouraged him: "You are the big brother now, throw away your sense of service, from now on, all the first-term brothers are gone, you have to pull yourself up, let everyone care about you, serve you, and take care of you!
"Master Tiger! Show off your style!
Lu Hu's body trembled again.
Amid everyone's expectations, Lu Hu cleared his throat. Since that was what he said, he would...
"It's getting better and better. Let's go to the Spring Festival Gala!"
He started speaking in the student's usual accent, which he had learned from somewhere.
But that cute, innocent and somewhat ignorant tiger face really doesn't match!
It makes me want to die of laughter.
Such a strong sense of contrast hahahahahaha
“SpongeBob!”
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha” Wang Yuexin couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore and fell on Zhang Yuan’s shoulder.