novelhk Chapter 6 The fear of being dominated by big and small kings
Chapter 6 The fear of being dominated by big and small kings
In the morning, Liu Jin woke up, washed up, and sat up on the bed.
For such a sacred thing as signing in, there must be a sense of ceremony.
"System, sign in!"
"Ding! Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for getting a Dragon Elephant Pill!"
"Haha, let me just say, you have to have a sense of ceremony, and this bad thing will come." Liu Jin was excited for a while.
He took out the Dragon Elephant Pill, chewed it up and swallowed it directly. Feeling the energy coming from his stomach, Liu Jin's strength increased by another thousand catties, reaching [-] catties.
"Dancing the Panlonghalberd should be like an arm ordering now." Liu Jin shook his hands, feeling the strength of his arms.
After breakfast, I started the task assigned by my master. I swung the halberd with all my strength, a thousand strokes each.
Don't say it, it sounds simple, and it almost made Liu Jin tired.
Swinging it with all its strength, with a force of more than 3000 catties, the terrifying sound of the eucalyptus breaking through the air woke up Li Dan who was sleeping late.
Looking at Liu Jin who was practicing the halberd, Li Dan looked shocked. This movement was bigger than his senior brother and his father combined. From now on, who is going to cover who?
In the afternoon, after rinsing, Liu Jin started the cultural class in the afternoon, continuing to read and practice calligraphy.
In the evening, Liu Jin planned to use it to practice calligraphy in the future, but he didn't believe it. He couldn't handle a brush.
However, Li Dan came to him and asked him to tell a story.
Liu Jin was helpless, so naive, but worried that the big devil would punish him in the future, so he thought hard and told a story about Little Red Riding Hood.
Li Dan was happy, the story was novel and different from what he had heard before, so he came to him to listen to the story after saying a word, and left contentedly.
Liu Jin was frowning, it seemed that he had fallen into a pit.
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Lu Bu heard that Liu Jin was making great progress, so he came to Li's house after leaving his job, and tried a few tricks with Liu Jin in the name of mentoring his younger brother.
As a result, the first move, the two of them head-on, Lu Bu's tiger's mouth opened directly, and Fang Tian almost lost his grip on the painted halberd.
Lu Bu was horrified, this junior was so young, and his strange strength was outrageous.
Then he stopped head-to-head with Liu Jin, and with his rich experience, he directly pressed Liu Jin to fight.What he thought in his heart was that at this speed, he would no longer be an opponent of his junior in a few years. It seemed that he had to fight his junior as early as possible.
For the next month, Lu Bu came every day, and he was able to beat Liu Jin in front of him. However, with Liu Jin's proficiency in basic halberd techniques and his rich experience in combat, until now, without a hundred rounds, Lu Bu could not take Liu Jin down at all.
Lu Bu didn't use the unique move taught by his master. On the one hand, he couldn't afford to lose that person; A bloody head.
As for Liu Jin, when he wakes up every morning, he has an unshakable sense of ritual.
In the end, if I talk too much, it will be tears, and it will be toilet paper...
Get rid of the sense of ritual, don't care, lie flat, love it.
Now Li Yan's whole family is using toilet paper. It was the first time they used it, and they were almost frightened. What would such white paper be used for?
Liu Jin explained that this paper cannot be used for writing, the ink will melt, and the Li family will accept it.Asked his origin, Liu Jin was speechless, and only said that the ancestors gave him food.
And Lu Bu doesn't want Bilian. After using the toilet paper once, he said it smells really good.He found Liu Jin with a big box and asked him to fill it up.
Liu Jin scolded his mother angrily, threw him ten rolls of toilet paper, and told him to get out.
Lu Bu was not angry either, he happily left with the box on his shoulders, saying that he would come back to get it when it was used up, um, prostitution for nothing makes me happy.
After Lu Bu left, it was the king's turn.
Li Dan took the stories he heard from Liu Jin to Lu Lingqi to show off, and it turned out that Lu Lingqi often ran here.
The two of them pulled Liu Jin to tell stories every day, and the dry goods in Liu Jin's stomach were almost emptied, so he had to divide a story into several paragraphs.
Li Yan and his wife looked at Liu Jin being tossed about by the big and small kings, smiling all over their faces. The two beasts finally came to their senses, so they should catch this sheep and squeeze it hard, otherwise they will die from headaches.
After dismissing the prince and prince, Liu Jin sat on the bed and shed two lines of tears.
孽 孽!
When are you headed these days!
If it goes on like this, it won't be long before I'm going to be bald!