Gensokyo Population Revitalization Plan

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(Wow, I didn't know Mu Tou had such a good physique... I haven't seen him since middle school, but he's an actor... a good physique is a basic requirement, it's normal.)

Mu Huai's bathing speed exceeded Banami Anna's expectations. The two steps of washing his hair and body took no more than five minutes, and then he soaked in the bathtub.

(I haven't seen enough yet!!)

She groaned inwardly, but there was nothing she could do. The increasing steam restricted her movements, and she figured the only way to avoid being exposed was to stay crouched in the corner.

However, Anna Hanami overlooked the wall behind her. Because part of her body was pressed against the tiles, that part of the wall was completely free of water vapor, leaving a distinct peach-shaped imprint on the blue tiles.

Mu Huai caught a glimpse of this strange phenomenon out of the corner of his eye. At first, he thought it was a coincidence, but when he closed his eyes to relax, he suddenly smelled a pudding scent that didn't belong in the bathroom.

He opened his eyes instantly and said to Shinobu in his mind: "Look in the corner, is there something strange there?"

It's quite strange; it feels like an invisible person is squatting there.

【transparent?】

After a moment's thought, Mu Huai immediately associated the aroma of the pudding with the food machine Lala had made that day.

[Is the side effect of that pudding that it makes you transparent?]

[Didn't you say you had absolutely no problems?]

[People's constitutions differ. Sanae was cooking outside, Lala had just taken a shower... and the one squatting in the corner still smelled of pudding... could only be apricot.]

What are your plans?

Pretend you don't know; it won't hurt you to see it anyway.

Knowing that Banami was peeping at him, Mu Huai gave up on continuing to soak in the bath and quickly got out of the tub, dried himself off, and prepared to leave.

Because she had been squatting for a long time, her legs were not circulating properly and were a little numb. When she was walking, she accidentally tripped over her own feet and knocked Mu Huai, who was still wiping his body, to the ground.

"Pfft!"

(Spicy!!)

Seeing that Anzu was so embarrassed she wanted to dig a hole and crawl into it, and that she had accidentally tackled her childhood friend while peeping at him, would she be arrested by the police?

"I was just going to pretend I didn't know anything, but you still took the initiative to ambush me..." Mu Huai muttered to himself as he moved her off him with a dark expression. The slippery touch in his palm made him freeze in place.

Because the texture didn't feel like he was wearing clothes at all, his lips twitched twice, and he covered himself with the towel, speechless as he looked at the imprinted, prominent valley.

"Xingcai...you're not wearing any clothes?"

"You...you've mistaken me for someone else...I'm an Invisible Alien!"

Seeing that she was still stubbornly denying it, Mu Huai laughed: "Then I'll have Lala contact the Space Garrison to arrest you. You dared to trespass on private property and spy on people. You'll be locked up in jail for at least ten years, right?"

"No, no, no, I was wrong, Mr. Wooden Head, it was me, it was me!"

"Am I a fraudster?"

"No! I'm your lovely childhood friend, Anna Hanami!"

He deliberately teased her, frowning and feigning complete disbelief: "Impossible! I'm certain that Anja is not an invisible alien!"

Seeing that Anzu was so anxious that she was in tears, she had no idea that the race she had casually mentioned actually existed. However, she couldn't actively deactivate her transparent state to verify her identity. Helpless, she could only push him down again.

The towel slipped off and was draped over Mu Huai again.

“Dong〡|] YiVII Shi? Wu? Jiu Jiu Ba Dong!”

"Mu Huai, I can hear voices coming from the bathroom..."

As soon as Sanae opened the door and looked down, she saw Mu Huai lying flat on the ground, looking like a pervert trying to peek under a girl's skirt. She subconsciously took two steps back and asked with a dark face, "What kind of position is that?"

"You might not believe it, but I'm currently being pinned to the ground by a transparent apricot vegetable."

"transparent?"

Anzu is caught in a dilemma. If she goes along with what Mu Huai says, she can avoid being captured by the Space Garrison, but she will be left with the dark history of spying on Mu Huai naked.

If I keep quiet, at least I can maintain my image in front of Sanae and avoid becoming a voyeur or something similar later.

Before she could come up with an answer, Sanae "saw" a transparent person pressing down on Mu Huai through her sense of wind. Based on the hair and body shape, it was indeed Anna Hachimi.

(But...why isn't she wearing clothes? Is this some kind of novel activity?)

"Since there's nothing else, I won't bother you any longer."

With a gentle smile, Sanae closed the bathroom door again and left.

"Are you sure you want to keep pinning me down, Akane Nami?"

After being struck twice by the suddenly erected spear, Banai saw Anja shudder and immediately get up.

Volume 3, "The Loser, the Alien Sisters, and Gensokyo High School": Chapter 18, Old Eight's Parents: Don't Let It Get Utterly Dead

Mu Huai and the dressed Hachimi Anzu sat facing each other in the room. He crossed his arms and asked in a stern interrogation tone, "Old Hachi, do you admit to your crimes of illegal intrusion and voyeurism?"

"I admit... but I don't like being called 'Old Eight,' could you please stop calling me that?"

"You have no idea how great this title is. It can change people's impression of 'Old Eight' from Snow Eater to a gluttonous sea otter like you!"

"Is the way you address me getting weirder and weirder?"

"I don't think there's a problem." Mu Huai's seemingly calm smile sent a chill down Banai's spine. She then gently placed her hand on Anzu's shoulder and asked, "What do you think, Anzu the Spying Demon?"

"Pfft!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!!" Bana saw Anja immediately bow down and apologize loudly, completely unlike her stubborn attitude in the bathroom.

"Okay, then let's just leave it at that."

"Hey?"

Although he couldn't see her current expression, Mu Huai could imagine her wide-eyed, incredulous look.

He reached out and pinched the tip of her nose, gently shaking it twice. He chuckled and said, "Well, that's what happens when I'm your childhood sweetheart. You can peek all you want, but don't do this to other people, not even if they're girls."

"I would never do that to anyone else, only..."

"only?"

"N-nothing." Bana was glad that Anja was invisible, otherwise she would have had a hard time explaining to Mu Huai why her face was so red.

You can't exactly say that he made her heart flutter and couldn't help but confess to A because of his phrase "childhood sweethearts," right?

"Then I'll go find Lala to take a look at you."

Just as Mu Huai stood up, he was stopped by Banami Anna.

"Don't, don't let Lala know about this."

"Why?" He frowned, puzzled. "Do you intend to remain completely transparent forever?"

"No... I just don't want her to lose confidence in her invention because of this."

Hanami Anzu had seen Lala's enthusiasm and joy in making the food machine these past few days, especially when everyone was enjoying the pudding together; the joy in her eyes seemed to light up the entire room.

"This machine was made so that everyone could enjoy their food, but it still caused side effects. If she knew about this, it would be a huge blow to her, so... I can't tell her."

Mu Huai gently stroked the top of her head: "I understand. You can sleep in my room tonight, just in case anything else happens."

"Really...really?"

Happiness came too suddenly. When Banami saw Anina, she felt like she had been hit by an inflatable hammer, and her head was a little dizzy.

"Okay, I'll send a message to my uncle and aunt."

"Okay, okay!"

Just after Mu Huai sent the message, Banai saw that Xingcai's phone started vibrating wildly in her pocket, and she nervously took it out to check.

She thought her parents would tell her to come home quickly, but to her surprise, both her father and mother sent more than a dozen messages, all of which conveyed the same message.

Take safety precautions to avoid causing fatalities.

She was both amused and exasperated. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't possibly maintain this state, not to mention that Lala and Sanae were at Mu Huai's house. Making any noise at night would definitely wake them up.

The two slept on the floor and the bed respectively, spending an ordinary night together.

......

While eating breakfast, Mu Huai asked Lala: What should we do if she accidentally gets sick on Earth?

The other party said that there are actually aliens disguised as humans living on Earth, so there are also special alien doctors, and they are located in the infirmary of Gensokyo High School.

After receiving this information, he sent Sanae and Lala to school first, while he took Hanami Anna, who was wearing a thick trench coat, hat, sunglasses, and mask and was completely covered from head to toe, and bypassed the two of them to go to the school clinic.

"Dong dong!"

"Please come in!"

As you open the door to the medical room, the air filled with the smell of disinfectant hits you.

A mature woman sitting in an office chair slowly turned around. Her figure was as full as a ripe peach. Her green eyes glanced at Mu Huai with a half-smile, and her fiery red lips were slightly upturned.

"So it's Mu Huai, the dazzling star of the school. Are you feeling unwell and would like your teacher to give you a thorough check-up?"

"Mr. Mikado, I am in good health. The problem is with the person next to me."

When Banai saw Anza take off her trench coat, Mikado Ryoko, who had been staring intently at Mu Huai like a female leopard, immediately shifted her gaze to her, raising her eyebrows in surprise: "This is really interesting... Could it be that this female classmate whose name I don't know brought you to find me?"

"Lala told me that I no longer need to hide my identity. I am the world-renowned underground doctor—Ryoko Mikado."

"Oh dear, revealing someone's hidden identity so hastily can easily make girls dislike you~"

The old woman acted as if she were a virgin.

Mu Huai originally wanted to complain like this, but he knew that saying it might anger the mature female doctor and make Lao Ba's condition incurable, so he had no choice but to patiently continue communicating with her.

"Don't trouble yourself with that, doctor. Please check on her physical condition first."

Seeing his stern face, Mikado Ryoko pouted in boredom: "This female student, sit down in front of me and tell me how you ended up like this. If you don't know why you ended up like this, then tell me what you've been doing these past two days."

"Okay... okay."

While marveling at the alien doctor's incredibly voluptuous figure, which was barely contained by his clothes, Hanami Anzu recounted how she had flaunted her pudding only to become invisible.

"Princess Lala's invention... Can that pudding still be made?"

"No problem, I'll go to the club activity room."

In just three minutes, Mu Huai brought the caramel pudding made by the food machine back and placed it in front of Mikado Ryoko. She first brought it close and smelled it, then scooped off a small piece with a spoon and put it in her mouth.

"Hmm... It really is Tru powder... In that case, it's easy to handle."

"Trul powder?"

Ryoko Mikado then explained to the two that this "Tru Powder," unique to aliens and capable of making food more delicious, would cause some organisms to become transparent after being absorbed by it, and humans happened to be among them.

The solution is simple: vigorous exercise to sweat and accelerate blood circulation will gradually restore normal function.

"Approximately to what extent?"

"For you... running around the track twenty times should be enough, right?"

"Huh??" Seeing that Anja almost fainted from fright, Bana asked pitifully, "Mikado-sensei, isn't there any other way?"

“Of course.” Mikado Ryoko looked at Mu Huai with a teasing expression: “Doing that kind of thing can also accelerate blood circulation, and even have a better effect, provided that Mu Huai is willing to cooperate.”

Volume 3, "The Loser, the Alien Sisters, and Gensokyo High School": Chapter 19 Marisa: Itchy, Can't Sleep

"Dr. Yumen, is this considered harassing a student?" Mu Huai stared expressionlessly at the mature woman who was giving him a flirtatious look.

"I'm just concerned about the students' mental health~" She winked playfully, and added under the regretful look in Anna's eyes, "Just kidding. The best way to get rid of this transparent state is to run around the playground."

"Wooden Man... I feel like I can't do it at all. Will I ever be able to turn back into my original form in this lifetime?"

"Uh..." Mu Huai scratched his head awkwardly, "How about... you try running a few laps first?"

"No way, I'll definitely die from exhaustion!!"

No sooner had she finished speaking than hurried footsteps echoed down the corridor, followed by a loud bang as the infirmary door was flung open. Lala rushed in, her face full of anxiety, and called out, "Kyoko, are you alright?!"

"Lala?? What brings you here?"

She looked in the direction of the sound and saw a school uniform adorned with four small bows floating opposite Ryoko Mikado. She immediately stepped forward and asked with concern, "Are you feeling unwell anywhere? Why didn't you tell me about the side effects?"

Mu Huai stood up, took her restless little hand, and gently comforted her, "Lala, don't worry, Xingcai just needs to exercise for a while and run twenty laps to recover."

"That's great..." Hearing this, Lala finally breathed a sigh of relief, pouting her upper lip and complaining, "Mu Huai, why did you keep this from me?"