novelhk Chapter 51 Jiang Wei and Deng Ai? They were delivered so soon?
Chapter 51 Jiang Wei and Deng Ai? They were delivered so soon?
Qin Feng returned to the building where he lived in a daze.
Tonight was such a dream, and before I even started trying to persuade him, Zhou Yu had already become irreconcilable with Boss Cao?
And it was inexplicably involved. What was the story that Boss Cao and Sun Shiwan had to tell?
Isn’t this too exciting?
The problem is, I didn’t ask Brother Dafei to write it?
Could it be that Brother Dafei had stabbed me in the back?
Hearing the deafening snoring coming from the next room, Qin Feng hesitated for a moment and pushed the door open.
As a result, as soon as he entered, he saw Zhang Fei staring at him with his big eyes.
Qin Feng was immediately frightened. Why was he still sleeping with his eyes open?
Are you so insecure? Are you keeping your eyes apart?
Zhang Fei, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt something was wrong.
It’s not that his intuition is so sharp. If it were really sharp, he wouldn’t have been hit on the head by Fan Jiang and Zhang Da.
It’s because two big bitches are fighting each other and no one can withstand it!
"Ah? Hmm? What are you doing? It's so late and you're not sleeping. What are you doing sitting on my bed?"
After being beaten twice, Brother Dafei finally woke up in a daze.
Looking at Qin Feng who was sitting at the head of his bed, he muttered:
"Old man, what are you doing?
Are you afraid of the dark or do you prefer men? Let me make it clear first, I am not interested in you."
Qin Feng said calmly:
"So you just dreamed about a beautiful woman?"
Zhang Fei's face turned red, and he said righteously:
"A graceful lady is a good match for a gentleman.
So, how did you know that?"
Qin Feng looked at his pants, stretched out his hand and gestured, saying disdainfully:
“When he challenged me to a duel on the boat before, he was showing off, and I almost believed him.
As a result, you are only half as tall as me.
I'll take out my 28cm Kun and scare you to death!"
Zhang Fei snorted coldly, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, looked Qin Feng up and down, and said vigilantly:
"You haven't told me what you're doing here? You're not sleeping in the middle of the night, breaking into other people's rooms, you look a bit perverted."
It is necessary to be vigilant. In Zhang Fei's opinion, Qin Feng is a man of unparalleled combat power and his attacks are "vicious".
If you fight one-on-one, there is a high probability that you will be suppressed.
What's more, she was in her "boudoir" and on the bed, so she was no match for him.
Whenever Pi Yanzi thought about the last battle, she felt a dull pain.
What should I do if Qin Feng's brain disease suddenly flares up, he becomes abnormal, and forces himself on me?
Seeing Da Fei's horrified look, Qin Feng rolled his eyes and cursed:
"What the hell are you thinking about? You have a scruffy beard, and you don't know how to fix it.
When your wife kisses you, what's the difference between that and a horse kissing a cactus?"
Zhang Fei stiffened his neck and said:
"Kissing a cactus is better than being a pervert!"
Qin Feng was immediately happy and said thoughtfully:
"Da Fei, I treat you as a brother, but you're messing with me behind my back, right?"
Unexpectedly, when these words came out, Zhang Fei's face was filled with horror and he said:
"I didn't do it behind your back! You're so perverted, I only do it behind my wife's back..."
"Stop, stop, stop! What a mess!"
Qin Feng quickly stopped him from continuing, and said angrily:
"What kind of unhealthy things are you thinking about all the time?
There are so many people watching in the live broadcast room, maybe there are children. How embarrassing it would be if they heard you driving like this?"
Zhang Fei asked cautiously:
"Laonian, are you sick again?"
Qin Feng waved his hand impatiently, too lazy to play guessing games with him.
The main thing is that with the condition of Brother Dafei's brain, even if you ask him to backstab someone, he can't think of such a sophisticated method!
"Did you write in the letter that Cao Cao wanted to kill Sun Quan?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Fei jumped up from the bed.
His eyes widened and he said in shock:
"What? Cao Cao wants to kill Sun Quan?
I am innocent! Only you, Lao Nian, can do such a perverted thing!"
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about! I want to see my lawyer!" Qin Feng said angrily, "Don't slander me. I am a pure, honest and kind person. I am introverted and not good at speaking."
Zhang Fei sighed, sat down, and said helplessly:
“I wrote whatever you asked me to write.
I didn’t write about “The Queen Mother is Locked Up in Tongque during the Deep Spring” and the eighteen steamed buns that came after that. I didn’t write about anything else.
By the way, Lao Nian, how do you know so many tricks?
It’s that Guanyin or something, the old man or something, can you teach me a few more moves? "
Qin Feng immediately shouted in horror:
"Slander! I warn you not to slander me! Today's live broadcast ends here, see you tomorrow!"
[Fuck! Zhao Laonian! I'm going to complain about you! ]
[You don't let me watch at the critical moment, right? I want to learn a few moves from you. I'm very hot now. 】
[What's hot? Is it hot in the east? Brother, can you lend me a movie to talk? ]
After turning off the live broadcast, Qin Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking at Brother Dafei who was full of expectation, Qin Feng sighed, waved his hand, and went out.
As soon as he went out, the deafening snoring sounded again.
Obviously, the gay relationship between Boss Cao and Sun Shiwan has nothing to do with Brother Dafei.
If he could come up with such a plan, he would more or less be ranked as a counselor.
What about Crouching Dragon, Phoenix Chu, Young Lin, and Zhonghu? By then, maybe Brother Dafei will also be respectfully called "dog der".
"Well, Crouching Dragon, Phoenix, Young Lin, Tiger, Dog, that rhymes quite well."
Anyway, it’s not a bad thing. Looking at Lu Su’s expression, he believed it.
The feud between Cao Cao and Jiangdong has become one that cannot be resolved.
After all, Qin Feng didn't believe that they would send Sun Shiwan away to marry for the sake of peace...
Oh, this thing really is a bit perverted.
Just when Qin Feng was about to go back to his room to sleep, he found that he could still hear Mr. Wolong's sigh.
What's going on? My insomnia is pretty serious.
In the future, when I am in trouble, I will have to rely on Liangzi to work like a slave, so I can't let him get too exhausted now!
Thinking of this, Qin Feng knocked on Kong Ming's room enthusiastically, wondering whether he should "physically coax him to sleep".
"Are you old and listless? You didn't lock the door."
Qin Feng went in and was shocked:
"Your dark circles... look a bit like a giant panda."
Kong Ming asked calmly:
“What is a panda?”
"It was the one Chi You rode on, with big dark circles under its eyes. It was seduced away by something delicious, and Chi You was killed as a result."
"......"
Qin Feng looked at Kong Ming, who was still waving his feather fan with a melancholy face, and asked curiously:
"Military Advisor, why aren't you sleeping yet?"
Kong Ming shook his head and said expressionlessly:
"Yide is snoring too loudly."
Qin Feng scratched his head and said:
"No, maybe you are too sensitive. I can't hear it when I fall asleep."
"Well, that's because you snort no less loudly than he does."
"........."