novelhk Chapter 21 Qin's big knife does not kill the old or the young, but Qin also has a small knife
Chapter 21 Qin's big knife does not kill the old or the young, but Qin also has a small knife
"Brother Dafei, stop hiding. I can see you."
Qin Feng said helplessly.
"My hidden power is so amazing, and you discovered it?
As expected of MC Zhao Laonian, the man who can defeat me! "
"What the hell are you hiding? You look like a pumpkin. If you squat like that, I'd have to be blind to not see you!"
Zhang Fei's dark face showed no embarrassment. He sat down on the ground, took back the spicy fish hidden behind him, and muttered:
"Just now you said that we are close friends, brothers and sisters, but now you have something delicious to eat and you don't want to invite me?"
Seeing him open his mouth wide and eat half of the fish in one bite, Qin Feng couldn't help but scream and snatched it away:
"Are you really not afraid of thorns? I'll stab you to death!"
Zhang Fei curled his lips, picked up Qin Feng's clothes and wiped his mouth, humming:
"Stingy guy, just eat a bite of fish, is it that important?"
Qin Feng finally understood that Brother Dafei's measurement units were different from others.
Others eat with one chopstick, but he takes one bite.
The problem is, he took one bite and half of the fish was gone!
Zhang Fei squeezed closer to Qin Feng, picked his teeth, and said:
“It’s OK, it’s fancy, and it’s pretty tasty.
Can you make twenty more? I just tried something new and it got stuck in my teeth.
Twenty more and I'll just be full."
Qin Feng said unhappily:
"Twenty? Eating too much of this stuff would be a torture for you, Piyanzi."
Zhang Fei couldn't bear to hear these three words. He immediately tightened his buttocks, opened his eyes wide, and said in a hurry:
"What the hell? What does such a delicious food have to do with my butt?"
"If you eat too much of Sichuan pepper and cornel, your butt will hurt a lot."
"......Then I won't eat it."
Zhang Fei looked at the pepper and sesame fish with regret and reached out to grab the sweet and sour pork.
Qin Feng knocked his hand away, handed him a pair of chopsticks, and shouted:
"Use the fucking chopsticks! Don't force me to use the Thousand Year Kill!"
"How stingy..."
Although Zhang Fei grumbled in dissatisfaction, he was intimidated by Qin Feng's strength, so he had to take the chopsticks and start using them.
But his big hand, like a palm-leaf fan, holding the small and exquisite chopsticks looked like a toy.
I saw him carefully pick up a piece of sweet and sour pork, put it in his mouth, and just chewed it twice, he was stunned.
The sweet and sour taste, combined with the crispy and caramelized meat, instantly made him unable to stop.
"It's delicious, isn't it? Lao Nian, I didn't expect you to have such a skill!"
The next moment, he ate three pieces in an instant with his chopsticks flying.
Qin Feng's eyes widened and he was stunned.
Is this a starving ghost?
But before he could open his mouth to stop it, a gentle voice next to him scolded:
"Yide, how can you behave like this?
Lao Nian hasn't even started eating yet, but you're already eating happily?"
"Oh......"
Zhang Fei lowered his head and looked ashamed, and suddenly became dispirited.
Qin Feng understood instantly that the only person who could make Zhang Fei do this was Liu Bei.
He immediately stood up and saluted:
"I have met my lord."
Liu Bei held him tightly and said with a smile:
"No need to be so polite, I am being too formal.
I happened to be passing by the city while patrolling, and seeing Yide acting like this was simply embarrassing."
Qin Feng was also sincerely grateful. Fortunately, you came to patrol the city, otherwise I would not be able to have this meal tonight.
Liu Bei swallowed his saliva without leaving a trace and said:
"Well, I'll leave first if I have nothing else to do. I haven't inspected the east wall yet."
Qin Feng said politely:
"Would you like to eat something too?"
Liu Bei said seriously:
"How can that be so embarrassing... Then just eat something."
"?????"
Having said that, he sat down on the ground without any hesitation, picked up his chopsticks and started eating, moving them very quickly.
Zhang Fei became anxious upon seeing this, and the two of them started fighting over it!
"Brother, you have no moral principles!"
"What are you talking about! Yide, what are you talking about!"
Qin Feng was completely stunned. He should have thought of bringing his personal guards with him when patrolling the city.
But Boss Liu came here alone, obviously he came here because of the smell, right?
In just a moment, half a fish and half a plate of sweet and sour pork were eaten up by the two brothers.
Zhang Fei was still picking his teeth with great interest, and said incoherently:
"Brother, you can't eat too much of this fish. It will hurt your butt if you eat too much."
"Stop talking nonsense all the time! How can eating too much fish cause a buttache?"
As he spoke, Liu Bei took a sip of the soup from the pepper and sesame fish, then stood up with a reluctant look on his face, took out a pair of straw sandals from behind his waist, handed them to Qin Feng, and said with a smile:
“Oh, this meal is so delicious, so tasty.
Lao Ni, I just made this pair of straw sandals for you. "
After saying this, he hummed a little tune from Zhuo County and was about to leave in a rare happy mood.
Qin Feng quickly stood up and stopped him:
"My lord, I have an unwelcome request."
Liu Bei was stunned for a moment and said:
"We are all family, don't be polite, just say it."
Qin Feng pointed at Zhang Fei who was picking his teeth and said:
“Only the military advisor and I will be traveling together to Jiangdong this time.
However, the people of Jiangdong are the most fickle.
If someone wants to murder the military advisor, I'm afraid I can't protect myself.
So I hope you can let Yide go with me so that I can take care of him."
Liu Bei looked a little solemn. He put his hands behind his back, thought for a moment, and said:
"Not appropriate, now Yunchang is guarding Xiakou, Yide and Zilong are guarding Jiangxia.
Your military advisor is not with you, and the only generals I can use are Yide and Zilong.
If Yide goes with you, if something goes wrong, it will be a disaster."
Qin Feng patiently persuaded:
"My lord, this time when we go, my military advisor and I will do our best to persuade Jiangdong to attack Cao's army in the north.
Jiangxia is remote, so Cao's army must have ignored it.
Therefore, there was no war in Jiangxia before Jiangdong was defeated.
Yide stays here just to train the army."
Liu Bei thought for a long time, then shook his head and said:
"How can we treat military and national affairs as a joke?
If Jiangxia is lost, we are all finished!
I have no more words to say, the consequences of this matter are immeasurable."
My goodness, what the hell is this about military and national affairs!
Brother, you have been running for so many years. Even if Jiang Xia is really lost, you just keep running.
Seeing that Qin Feng was a little disappointed, Liu Bei patted Qin Feng's shoulder gently and said in a deep voice:
"Old Nian, some things are not as simple as you think.
You are still young, you need to learn more and do more. "
Qin Feng sighed deeply and handed the food box prepared for Zhao Yun to Liu Bei.
Liu Bei hesitated and opened the food box, was stunned for a moment, and then put the half plate of steaming sweet and sour pork back.
Holding the basket in his hand, he glanced at Qin Feng in a reproachful manner and said:
"Don't do this again next time! Yide, you must protect Lao Nian, do you hear me?
Get your paws out of my basket! It’s my meat!!!”
"......"