novelhk Chapter 402: Pig 8's Journey to Find Love
Chapter 402: Pig 8's Journey to Find Love
Chapter 402 Zhu Bajie's Journey to Find Love
"Miss, why don't you talk to me?" Zhu Bajie shamelessly approached Qiangwei. Seeing Qiangwei's heroic appearance, his pupils turned pink: "Are you shy?"
"Don't be shy. I'm naturally handsome. It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we sit outside, drink some tea, and chat about the philosophy of life?"
"Second brother, stop picking up girls and come over here to help." Sha Seng was surrounded and beaten by two foreign gods. Seeing that his second brother completely ignored him and was still on the battlefield, his face turned as black as charcoal.
Zhu Bajie turned around and said loudly, "Come on, Lao Sha, hold on, Lao Sha, wait a few more minutes until this beautiful lady finishes answering, then I'll go over and help you."
"Damn it Zhu Bajie, I can't hold on any longer, come over here and help me." Sha Seng's face became even darker.
Qiangwei finally took a look at Zhu Bajie at this time. His bulging belly was really an eyesore. She said helplessly, "Brother Zhu, don't waste your time here. I don't like racial infatuation. You should go help your third junior brother quickly!"
"Miss, this is where you're wrong. Back when I was Marshal of the Sky Canopy, I was also a handsome and elegant man."
"well...."
"It's a pity that I took some wrong medicine back then and flirted with the fairy Chang'e, which is why I ended up like this."
Zhu Bajie completely ignored Sha Seng who was still shouting for support and was deeply immersed in his memories. When he came to his senses, he used a rake to tidy up his few remaining hairs.
"Miss, don't look at me as a little fat now, but I am still as strong as ever..."
"Roar--"
"You ugly bastard, get out of here and don't get in the way of me pursuing love."
Zhu Bajie blasted the charging Mystic to death with a rake and continued narcissistically, "Besides, I'm not fat, but plump. Miss, look at Tianzun, isn't he also a little fat?"
"Old Pig, I only have a bigger nose than Tianzun now, but please don't worry, the nose won't prevent us from kissing."
Qiangwei really wanted to kill Zhu Bajie with a hammer after hearing all this chatter. She caught sight of a figure on the battlefield and paid attention: "Brother Zhu, look over there. I'm just an ordinary girl, not worthy of a heroic and extraordinary god like you. Look at that girl, she's a perfect match for you."
"Yes?"
"Let me see."
Zhu Bajie looked in the direction that Qiangwei pointed, and the girl who came into his sight shot an arrow through his heart in an instant.
"Beautiful, so beautiful, even more beautiful than Chang'e and Miss Gao."
Zhu Bajie ran out with a sly smile, and as he ran he turned back and shouted, "Miss, I, the old pig, am going to look for true love. When I succeed, I will definitely give you a big red envelope."
Qiangwei let out a long sigh and said to herself, "Meiyue, I'm sorry, I really can't stand Zhu Bajie anymore, so I have to use you to divert his attention."
After secretly saying sorry to Mei Yue, Qiangwei immediately left in the opposite direction. She was really afraid that Zhu Bajie would make a surprise attack.
Sha Seng's face couldn't be any darker. He watched Zhu Bajie drooling as he walked away from his sight. At this moment, he wanted to nail his second brother into the ground.
"Stop." Sha Seng raised his hand to pause the action. "Two against one, what kind of heroism is that?"
"Let's have a one-on-one fight."
The two Outer Gods twitched their lips fiercely.
"One on one, you're going to die."
"Don't be afraid, little Shasha. I'm here to help you."
At the critical moment, Roaring Sky Dog descended from the sky and aimed at the two outer gods, wanting to sit on them to death.
But these two Outer Gods were not pushovers and dodged in an instant.
"Howling Sky Dog, you're still loyal. Second Senior Brother, that jerk, doesn't even care about me when he sees a woman." Sha Seng finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Howling Sky Dog, let's go together and kill them."
"Okay, little brother, I'll help you take care of them all."
"No, what little brother?"
"I saved your life, Xiaosha, shouldn't you be my little brother?"
"Damn it! So that's what you were planning. Roaring Sky Dog, get out of here!"
"Hehehe, just kidding. Become their little brother or not? We'll talk about it later after we kill them."
"Dry."
The man and the dog fought the two outer gods with full firepower.
At this time, Zhu Bajie finally fought his way to Mei Yue's side. Feeling the charm that Mei Yue exuded all the time, his mouth watered like a river. "Hello, beautiful lady, let me introduce myself. I am the Marshal Tianpeng in the mythology of Daxia. What is your name, lady?"
Charming Moon? ? ?
When she saw Zhu Bajie's pig-like face, all the hair on her body stood up instantly.
“That…that…”
Mei Yue stammered, not knowing what to do, and looked at Wu Ji for help.
Wu Ji simply ignored it, keeping his eyes and ears open, but he just didn't look at Mei Yue.
"Marshal Tianpeng of Daxia Mythology, how about we make a deal?"
Zhu Bajie looked up and saw Yue Huai transformed into a human-dragon standing in mid-air. He scratched his butt and said, "If you have something to say, say it. If you have to fart, fart quickly. Don't disturb me from pursuing love."
Yue Huai didn't care either: "Marshal Tianpeng, please help us this time. After the battle is over, I will bring you and Meiyue together. Whatever you want, Marshal Tianpeng, I can give it to you."
A cold light flashed in the depths of Mei Yue's pupils. Yue Huai, this old man, was using her as a commodity to lure Zhu Bajie into the camp. He really had a good plan.
endure.
The moon is coming out soon...
whoosh-
boom--
"You ugly thing, love is sacred and cannot be polluted. What kind of love is it if it's bought through a transaction?" Zhu Bajie punched Yue Huai in the face. "I may be lustful, but I'm not a scumbag."
"Wait a minute, little sister. I'll tear the dragon's head off first. Then we can talk about romance."
Relieve anger.
It's so refreshing.
At this moment, Mei Yue looked at Zhu Bajie with much more favor. When she saw Zhu Bajie pinning Yue Huai down and beating him up, she even wanted to shout "wonderful".
Above the clouds.
Li Shaoming and Jinian were half lying on the edge of the cloud. When they saw Zhu Bajie running back and forth, they burst out laughing.
"As expected of Zhu Bajie, he has a really good personality." Jinyi threw a peanut into his mouth.
"Little Ji Nian, you say that because you like Zhu Bajie?" Li Shaoming chuckled and said, "I can help you find a match."
Ji Nian rolled his eyes. "I don't hate Zhu Bajie, but if I dare to bring a pig home, my old man will definitely beat me again. If I bring handsome Li home, my old man will not lose his temper."
"Tsk, if I really go home with you, what does it matter if I lose my temper? I can't beat me anyway."
"If you don't like Zhu Bajie, I'll introduce you to Sun Wukong. Then you'll be surrounded by a bunch of monkey cubs. Isn't it a happy thought?"