Quick Wear Koi

Chapter 261: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 36

261, the cannon fodder who was confiscated and exiled at the beginning 36

The Queen Mother said, "Someone, quickly pull Xiao Liuliu away from me. Ugh—"

Xiao Liuliu hugged the Empress Dowager tightly and refused to let go. "Aunt Empress Dowager, as long as you promise to give Liuliu some luck to comfort Liuliu, Liuliu will stay away from you."

The Queen Mother felt dizzy from the smell of Xiao Liuliu and was about to agree.

Jin Xiuxiu arrived just in time and quickly used a word spell on the Empress Dowager.

He gathered the power of his spirit and soul, using words, spirits, and magic to make the Empress Dowager vomit non-stop.

The Queen Mother opened her mouth and was about to speak, but she couldn't control the urge to vomit. She vomited all the food in her stomach and vomited all over Xiao Liuliu's face.

Xiao Liuliu was vomited all over her face. She couldn't stand the smell of food fermenting in her stomach. Ugh - she vomited all over the Empress Dowager's arms.

The two of them vomited together, and the stench overlapped.

The Empress Dowager felt even more like vomiting. Ugh—she kept vomiting.

Xiao Liuliu was so dizzy from the smoke that she was also urged by the divine instrument of destiny in her mind. She screamed, "Aunt Empress Dowager, you love Liuliu the most. Please give your luck to Liuliu, okay?"

The Queen Mother was furious. She just pulled Xiao Liuliu with her hands, "Come on, ou——, man, ou——, quick, ou——, pull, ou——, open, ..."

Jin Xiuxiu was afraid that the Empress Dowager would agree to borrow Xiao Liuliu's luck, so she rushed forward, raised her huge sword and knocked both the Empress Dowager and Xiao Liuliu unconscious with one blow.

She didn't want to hold Xiao Liuliu anymore, so she found a rope from her storage ring.

He raised his hand, grabbed Xiao Liuliu, and ran out dragging Xiao Liuliu.

……

Jin Xiuxiu dragged Xiao Liuliu to a deserted place and slapped another invisibility talisman on Xiao Liuliu.

I planned to take Xiao Liuliu away and throw her into the deep mountains and forests like the previous small world.

Jin Xiuxiu said to the little white dog of the Wheel of Time, "Kongkong, wait for me to release Xiao Liuliu into the deep mountains and old forests, and you stay there and watch over her."

The little white dog on the wheel of time was unwilling, "Xiu'er, just let the little cutie watch there. I want to follow you."

Jin Xiuxiu shook her head and said, "Kong Kong, this artifact of destiny can teleport, and I'm afraid that my little cutie won't be able to keep an eye on it.

If it runs away with Xiao Liuliu, what will we do if we can't find them? We still have to rely on you to keep an eye on them."

The little white dog of the Time and Space Wheel also knew what was going on and agreed reluctantly.

Jin Xiuxiu held Xiao Liuliu and ran towards the deep mountains and forests closest to Kyoto.

She wanted to put Xiao Liuliu in a deserted place and let the artifact of destiny steal the luck of the pheasants and rabbits.

Jin Xiuxiu placed Xiao Liuliu deep in the mountains and asked the little white dog of the Wheel of Time to watch over her there.

……

Xiao Liuliu woke up and found herself in a deep forest. She walked very far but could not find the end.

After a lot of effort, she saw someone's shadow, but she didn't even wait for him to go up and say hello.

You will be suddenly knocked unconscious, and when you wake up you will find yourself back in the mountains.

It must be that old woman's ghost that is still lingering around, hiding in the dark and watching her.

She wanted the Artifact of Destiny to help her go back, and the Artifact of Destiny asked her for luck.

She didn't want to give it, so she could only remain in the stalemate.

Xiao Liuliu questioned, "I really doubt whether you are the artifact of destiny. Aren't you here to help me? Why don't you teleport me out?"

The Destiny Artifact felt that Xiao Liuliu could only rely on it now, so he showed it a bad face and gave it face. He pinched his waist and said, "I don't have energy. If you want me to help you, you have to convert your luck into energy for me."

Xiao Liuliu cursed angrily, "You are a worthless destiny artifact. I asked you to help me with a little favor, teleport, but you still want to ask for more. You are a piece of trash."

The Destiny Artifact cursed angrily, "You are the loser, who are you calling loser?

Look at you, you have made yourself into this state again. You are the loser who played a good hand badly. "

Xiao Liuliu said sharply, “I can’t beat that old woman, you are the artifact of destiny, go beat that old woman.

If you kill her and bring me back, I will acknowledge you as the artifact of destiny."

The Artifact of Destiny curled its lips. It was not that it had no other choice, but it was reluctant to give away the energy it had accumulated with great difficulty. That was its capital, and it could not give it to Xiao Liuliu for free.

Artifact of Destiny, "I don't have any energy, but if you don't give me luck, I can't work for you for nothing."

Xiao Liuliu was reluctant to give up her luck, and quarreled with the artifact of destiny again, and parted unhappily.

……

The emperor kept pulling at his trouser pockets and could only go to court wrapped in a diaper like a baby.

Because the court session lasted too long, he had to let the court officials leave first after the court was adjourned before he dared to stand up.

There is no way. No matter how thick the diaper is, it can’t hold his poop.

The court officials were also puzzled because the emperor's farts had become more smelly recently.

The taste is so sour and refreshing, almost like taking a shit.

Now when going to court, people have to stuff cotton balls into their noses and bow their heads as much as possible.

In case the emperor finds out that there is something stuffed in their noses and punishes them.

When adjourning court, the emperor is now more considerate of his ministers and always lets them leave first.

Some old ministers have already been thinking about submitting memorials to the emperor, telling him that this is inappropriate and goes against the dignity of the royal family.

No matter how considerate the emperor is to his subjects, he shouldn't do this.

It is a custom for court officials to respectfully see the emperor off when he leaves court, which shows that the court is the emperor's court and the emperor's majesty in the court will last forever.

The emperor frowned when he received the memorial from the old minister. It was not good enough for me to be considerate to the ministers, but I have to submit another memorial. This is just looking for trouble.

The emperor went to the empress dowager angrily to complain that the ministers had to submit memorials about this matter.

The Empress Dowager stepped back and gave some advice after being intimidated by the Emperor. She began to ask, "Have you found Xiao Liuliu?

How come he suddenly appeared and disappeared that day?

Could it be that the martial arts master could come and go freely in the palace?

That would be serious.

We need to strengthen the guard of the palace."

The emperor got annoyed when he mentioned Xiao Liuliu, and said angrily, "It's all Xiao Liuliu's fault. She didn't go and mess with the eldest son of the second uncle's family of that old woman. I heard that she made the eldest son almost die. How could that old woman catch Xiao Liuliu?"

The Queen Mother frowned and said, "Beauty has always been a disaster. Xiao Liuliu has provoked someone she shouldn't have provoked. But what should we do if we can't find Xiao Liuliu?"

The emperor waved his hand and said, "Xiao Liuliu is just a woman. There are many women in the world."

The Queen Mother disagreed, "Xiao Liuliu is the daughter of your uncle, Duke Xiao's Mansion. Duke Xiao's Mansion has always supported us. We cannot forget our roots."

The emperor frowned, "I can't find Xiao Liuliu, mother, what do you say we should do?"

The Queen Mother frowned, “Then I have to apologize to your uncle first, and then I can choose a good marriage for you.

I see that Marquis Lu Bei is still making trouble in the northern border. Marquis Lu Bei finally had a daughter, and I heard that he dotes on her very much.

Otherwise, my son, you will have to bear some grievances. When choosing the queen, you can also make the daughter of Marquis Lu Bei a concubine.

In this way, the Marquis Lu Bei should be grateful and stop making trouble."

The Emperor heard this and said, "Marquis Lu Bei also has a daughter? This is a very good idea, mother."