novelhk Chapter 256: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 31
Chapter 256: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 31
256, the cannon fodder who was confiscated and exiled at the beginning 31
The emperor refused, "No, I'm not hungry."
Xiao Liuliu looked at the emperor with tears in her eyes, "Brother Emperor, you have been busy for so long, how can you not be hungry?
Would you like to eat something?"
The emperor simply said, "Leave it there. I will eat it later."
Xiao Liuliu approached the emperor and said delicately, "Brother Emperor, do you dislike Liuliu?..."
He hadn't finished speaking and was about to lean towards the emperor.
When the emperor saw Xiao Liuliu coming over, he stood up and walked away without waiting to hear what she said.
"I still have something to do."
He hurriedly walked out of the palace.
The emperor walked out of the imperial study, very angry.
Now that he has ascended the throne and become emperor, he still needs to be afraid of a woman.
This is outrageous. It's really bad luck to meet Xiao Liuliu.
The Queen Mother insisted that he marry Xiao Liuliu. If the Queen Mother hadn't insisted, he wouldn't have married a big-nosed girl.
The emperor flicked his sleeves and walked away.
Jin Xiuxiu has been looking at this side through the little cutie.
After hearing the conversation between the emperor and Xiao Liuliu, it seems that the emperor still wants to marry Xiao Liuliu, which is not acceptable.
We can’t let Xiao Liuliu become the queen.
He simply used the spell of words on Xiao Liuliu, cursing her to have the loud fart of a firecracker.
Xiao Liuliu was crying because the emperor ran away.
He kept crying in the imperial study and refused to leave.
Suddenly a gas rose from the stomach and rushed backwards.
Xiao Liuliu didn't notice it. She was angry and felt a surge of anger. She thought it would be good to let it out.
Puff—a loud fart rose into the sky.
Xiao Liuliu was so frightened that she started to ask, "Who, who is setting off firecrackers?"
The eunuch next to him stood there, speechless.
This is the future queen. If he covers his nose now, will he offend the future queen?
But Xiao Liuliu’s farts really stink.
The eunuch clenched his fists firmly, afraid that he would lose control, and raised his hands to cover his nose.
Xiao Liuliu farted and continued crying without coming to her senses.
Sobbing, he asked the eunuch next to him, "Where did the firecrackers go off just now?"
The eunuch twitched his lips and said, "I don't know either."
Xiao Liuliu glared at the eunuch and said, "What's the use of you?"
Xiao Liuliu glared, and a wave of anger came out of her stomach, and she rushed backwards.
She felt something was wrong and quickly clamped her buttocks.
Unfortunately, his energy was too strong and he broke through the back gate and rushed out.
Puff—another loud fart was released with a bang.
Xiao Liuliu was surprised for a moment and her little face turned red with embarrassment.
So I farted? Oh my god.
Xiao Liuliu reflexively looked at the eunuch.
The eunuch immediately looked away, as if it was a nice day today.
Xiao Liuliu breathed a sigh of relief, luckily the eunuch didn't notice.
The eunuch observed Xiao Liuliu's expression out of the corner of his eye and saw that Xiao Liuliu looked relieved that no one noticed her.
I thought to myself, Miss Xiao Liuliu, it was such a loud fart, and I’m not deaf, how could I not hear it?
I am trying not to cover my nose. It's very hard to endure, isn't it?
Xiao Liuliu was thinking whether to continue crying and waiting for the emperor or to leave.
Before she could figure it out, a wave of anger came out of her stomach again, and she squeezed it hard.
It was completely impossible to hold it in, and the energy rushed backwards with great force.
Puff—the rear gate was lost and another loud fart was let out.
Xiao Liuliu decided instantly that it was better to leave first.
I can't afford to lose face standing here.
She is not as thick-skinned as her brother the Emperor, who can remain calm even when farting loudly.
Thinking of this, she suddenly realized something was wrong. Was she infected by her brother, the Emperor?
The emperor's brother kept farting loudly.
Xiao Liuliu farted loudly like firecrackers all the way and left the palace under the watch of others.
The news that Xiao Liuliu farted loudly and left the palace spread throughout the palace.
When the emperor heard the news, he was furious.
He wanted to marry a girl like Xiao Liuliu, who had made him lose all face.
No, I have to talk to my mother about this.
……
Xiao Liuliu hurried back home to find the Prince of Xiao.
Ran all the way to the study of the Prince of Xiao.
Seeing the figure of the prince of Xiaoguo, he said anxiously, "Dad, I was infected by the emperor brother."
At this point, a loud fart like a firecracker sounded.
Xiao Liuliu's face flushed, "That's it."
The prince of Xiaoguo asked in surprise, "? This loud fart is not contagious, right?
Liu Liu, what did you do to the Emperor just now? You were also infected with the loud fart."
Xiao Liuliu explained, “Dad, I just went to deliver cakes to my brother the emperor.
I didn't have time to do anything because my brother the emperor had to go out for something."
As Xiao Liuliu spoke, she farted loudly again.
The prince of Xiao Guogong looked at Xiao Liuliu in silence, "Maybe you have been in contact with the emperor too much."
At this time, the Queen Mother sent someone to summon Xiao Liuliu into the palace.
The prince of Xiaoguo brought Xiao Liuliu into the palace.
Xiao Liuliu farted as loudly as a firecracker.
The Queen Mother looked at Xiao Liuliu, "Did Liuliu fart too?"
The prince of Duke Xiao was silent for a moment, then said, "It is said that if you are not from the same family, you will not enter the same house.
Liu Liu has been in contact with the emperor more and more, and she has also started to fart."
The emperor was not happy, "Why wasn't it like this before?"
Xiao Liuliu said with tears in her eyes, "Brother Emperor, when you started to fart, Liuliu wanted to...
The emperor's farts are also very handsome. Now Liu Liu also has the same loud farts as the emperor.
Liu Liu is proud of it. "
The Queen Mother looked at Xiao Liuliu in shock, "Oh, Liuliu's little mouth."
The emperor retorted, "Why haven't I heard you say that before?"
Xiao Liuliu lowered her head shyly, "Liuliu is quite shy, this time I have no choice but to do it.
Otherwise, it would be difficult for Liu Liu to say it out loud. "
The prince of Xiaoguo nodded beside him, "That's right."
The emperor was speechless, "…………"
The Queen Mother was speechless, "…………"
After a moment of silence, the Queen Mother said, "Summon the Imperial Physician to come and see Liu Liu."
The imperial physician came to diagnose Xiao Liuliu and asked some questions.
Imperial Physician: "I don't know why Miss Xiao Liuliu is like this for the time being."
Xiao Liuliu asked with a red face, "Do I have the same symptoms as my brother the emperor?"
The doctor nodded, "That's roughly the case."
Xiao Liuliu let out another loud fart and said excitedly, "I finally have the same loud fart as my brother the emperor."
The emperor also let out a loud fart unconsciously, and looked at Xiao Liuliu with an indescribable expression, "......"
The Queen Mother: “…………”
The prince of Xiaoguo, "......"
Jin Xiuxiu said to the little white dog of the Wheel of Time, "Kongkong, it's different.
The emperor took the pills. Xiao Liuliu used the Word Spirit Spell.
If you look closely, the symptoms are different.”
The little white dog from the Wheel of Time answered, "Xiu'er, the effect is the same. The farts are all equally loud."
Jin Xiuxiu nodded, "The effect looks similar."