novelhk Chapter 223: A “Quite Funny” Tragedy
Chapter 223: A “Quite Funny” Tragedy
Yu Yu drove the more than two-hour return journey from Wuchang to Bingcheng, while Wang Zhengliang moved to the back seat.
When Su Xing got on the car and suddenly realized that today's driver was Xiao Yu instead of Lao Wang, it was too late. Wang Zhengliang had already sat next to him and said to him cheerfully, "Oh, what a coincidence, we are sitting together again."
"Haha, what a coincidence. I'm not happy to see you." Su Xing snorted with a fake smile, and then immediately leaned on Wang Zhengliang's shoulder to shield himself. "I feel honored to have such a great artist like Professor Wang sitting next to me. Just don't say clichés."
Wang Yuexin on the other end immediately shook her head: "That's impossible. Our brother Liang's great artist is still the artist who makes bad jokes."
"It's obvious that you have more bad jokes this season than me, okay?" Wang Zhengliang complained. Why do everyone dislike his bad jokes? It's true, his output of bad jokes this season is obviously not that great.
"Brother Liang, do you know that sometimes being too modest is a kind of Versailles, or are you telling some high-level joke? Then I'll laugh first as a sign of respect." Yu Yu, who was driving in front, frowned as he listened, and raised his hand to give Wang Zhengliang a thumbs up.
"Being too modest is Versailles. Are you talking about me?" Wang Zhengliang asked back. How dare you tease him? This sentence is obviously tailor-made for you, okay? Q God, I don't know who was playing the pig and eating the tiger and was having so much fun before.
Zhang Yuan didn't know that Wang Zhengliang was saying something with a hidden meaning, and thought he was pretending to be innocent, so he immediately supported Yu Yu: "Of course, I can only blame you, Brother Liang. There is no one in our car who knows more bad jokes than you, okay? You are the King of Bad Jokes, no one can compare to you."
"Yuanyuan, what are you saying? Obviously, every time I see you guys this season until now, I want to reach out and say hello, Hi man."
Wang Zhengliang sighed deliberately, but perhaps when he thought about what would happen next, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but begin to curl up.
Zhang Yuan, who was unarmed and defenseless, did not realize the danger. He also did not understand what Wang Zhengliang was talking about: "Ah? What do you mean?"
"Because you guys are (Hi) quite (manly) funny." Wang Zhengliang patted Zhang Yuan's shoulder with a smile.
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"Ahhhhhh help! Ah!" Zhang Yuan let out a loud scream.
Lu Hu held his head with both hands and covered his ears. It was not known whether it was because Zhang Yuan’s screams were too harsh or he did not want to face Wang Zhengliang’s annoying jokes. In any case, he frowned and looked very painful and aggrieved.
"Who is so funny here? Liang Guo, do you think your bad jokes are funny?" Wang Yuexin almost hit the ground with her head on the ground on the spot.
Su Xing had already begun to silently wrap the curtain around his neck. He couldn't get over it. He really couldn't get over it. In this cold winter in Northeast China, the heater was on in the car, but he couldn't feel the slightest warmth.
Even Chen Tansheng, who was sitting in the passenger seat, frowned and shook his head, probably because he was seriously injured.
"Maybe," Yu Yu looked at the road ahead with a vicissitudes of life on his face, "We are indeed quite funny. Our reactions after hearing the bad jokes are quite funny."
"But I can't laugh." Zhang Yuan might cry again.
"I don't understand, why???" Su Xing buried himself in the curtains.
As Wang Zhengliang was extremely satisfied, Chen Qisheng frowned and suddenly said, "Brother Liang, that's not right. It could be a conger eel. It's pretty funny."
Wang Zhengliang's smile froze for a moment, and even the screams and howls of ghosts and wolves in the car were interrupted.
Yu Yu stared into the distance with a dead look in his eyes, and even asked the post-production teacher to add a stubble finger with a cigarette between his fingers. "I guess I'm not going to win. I can't be happy anyway. I frowned while driving. This sadness has no reason. I looked at the two big brothers in the car sadly. One is the king of bad memes, and the other is also an assassin who picks up memes."
Zhang Yuan clapped his hands soullessly: "Teacher Zhou Shuren never lied to me."
Their original plan for today was to use the tour guide vouchers they had obtained earlier and ask the program team to help arrange a tour guide to take them around the Ice City. The program team took back the vouchers, gave them a location, and asked them to drive directly to the designated location, where a tour guide would meet them.
However, the estimated arrival time was a bit awkward. It was lunchtime. Yu Yu looked at the gradually increasing number of houses and buildings around him, and then looked at the driving distance and time. He estimated that they were almost at their destination. Thinking that the corn cobs and boiled eggs in the morning might not be enough for these grown men, he casually asked his brothers:
"Shall we just go directly to the destination to find a tour guide?"
"Do you have any other plans?" Wang Yuexin poked her head out from the back row.
Lu Hu was silent for a while and then he said, "Actually, I still miss the thin-skinned and big-stuffed meat buns that Yu Yu brought back from the breakfast stall yesterday morning, as well as the crispy-skinned sesame cakes, frozen pears, fried cakes, donkey rolls, grilled cold noodles, black bread, pot-fried buns with meat sauce, bone ribs, and three delicacies stewed in an iron pot..."
Wang Yuexin nodded repeatedly when he heard the first part, but then Lu Hu kept talking nonsense, reading out the dishes very quickly. Wang Yuexin looked at him in confusion, "No, did Xiaoyu really bring you so many things for breakfast yesterday morning? Did you really eat them?"
"No, but that doesn't stop me from missing them." Land Rover pursed his lips.
It seems that Huji is really hungry.
"Brothers, we still have 980 yuan left. The program group paid for our tour guide fee in the afternoon, so there is basically not much expense. How about we find a place to eat first? It would be so inhumane to arrive at the destination at mealtime and ask others to be our tour guide." Su Xing joked.
"Why don't we ask the director team and tell them?" Wang Zhengliang said, looking at Chen Qiansheng, because the walkie-talkie had been placed in the co-pilot's seat and was kept by Chen Qiansheng.
Chen Qisheng looked at the intercom and had no intention of using it: "They haven't responded to this intercom since yesterday."
Since the production team didn't respond to their request to carry out the self-guided tour to the end, Chen Kesheng was also a little angry. He pointed to the fork in the road ahead and said, "Then let's get off the elevated road from the front. It looks quite prosperous over there, and there should be many restaurants."
"Okay, brother." Yu Yu changed lanes to the right at the last minute without saying a word. If he had been a little later, he would not have been able to change lanes. It was unknown whether he waited for a few seconds before changing lanes because he was observing the car coming from the right rear, or if he did it on purpose because he relied on his superb driving skills.
The car of the program crew behind them failed to turn around.
They had no idea how these guys who were clearly driving according to the navigation suddenly deviated from the route and missed the exit to get off the elevated road. They could only continue driving straight in a panic to find the next exit and hope that at least one of the other cars from the program crews behind them would catch up.
Zhao Hao, who passed by his brothers getting off the elevated road, hurriedly picked up the intercom and said, "What are you doing?"
"Hey, isn't this our great Director Zhao? He's willing to use the intercom?" Chen Tansheng's smiling voice came from the intercom, and the more Zhao Hao listened to it, the more sinister it sounded.
"...Brothers, why didn't you tell me in advance that you wanted to change the route?" Zhao Hao rubbed his temples with a headache.
"Hello? ... Too far away... Signal... Hello hello... Bye bye, hang up." The voice pretending to have a bad signal was Yu Yu. As for why Zhao Hao was sure it was fake, firstly, the distance of the walkie-talkie they purchased was the longest, and secondly... the voice that said she hung up was too clear and fast. Hello! You have to pretend from the beginning to the end!
When Zhao Hao and Dalin Linsheng met up with the other car that had caught up with Lao Beibei and the others with no hope, the seven people were sitting at the round table in the small restaurant waiting for their food to be served.
When he met the two leaders of the program group, Yu Yu smiled and waved at them as if nothing had happened, indicating that they should find a seat and order their own food. He also said that it was time to eat, and that the cameramen and staff in the group had worked so hard, so he let them eat first and then go back to work after the meal.
"That's right, just put the camera there and go eat." Wang Yuexin signaled the cameraman to just put the camera in front of them without staring at them.
Su Xing added: "Let me make it clear in advance that your expenses will be paid for by our director and producer. Although we love you very much, our lives are also very tight."
Indeed, they had 980 yuan in their hands, but a meal for seven people would cost at least yuan at the most economical restaurant. There was also the issue of accommodation for tonight. The older brothers, who were prepared to work things out when the time came, and the younger brothers, who were prepared to have their older brothers to support them, had not yet started to think about where to stay.
Therefore, they never looked for those restaurants that looked expensive from the looks of their decoration for lunch, but specifically went to small street stalls for the sake of affordability.
Now that things have come to this, let’s eat first.
Zhao Hao asked someone to contact the tour guide and ask him to go have dinner and gather later, and then he sat at another table with Dalinlin and other staff members.
After a nice meal and a short rest, we set out again and met up with the tour guide at our destination.
The other party had arranged a small bus to take the seven people to visit the main scenic spots of the Ice City. There were also many Russian-style buildings along the way. Every time the minibus passed a place, tour guide Jia would introduce them to some of the local cultural, historical and architectural backgrounds. It was obvious that he knew the cultural history of the streets and alleys of the Ice City like the back of his hand.
After the car toured a short circle, everyone got off outside the Hagia Sophia.
Yu Yu was half a foreigner and flew around the world all the time, so she had seen many churches and did not have any special feelings. However, the other brothers, since there were not many churches in China, saw such a magnificent Byzantine church and immediately stuffed their phones into Yu Yu's arms excitedly.
OK, photographer Xiao Yu is not happy to serve you.