Genius Baby: Mr. Zhan's wife is a big shot

Chapter 739 Zhan Yuxiao, I had a very strange dream

The next morning, Jiang Yueqing was lying on the bed with back pain, and said lazily.

"Zhan Yuxiao, I had a very strange dream?"

"What dream?"

"I was given a sapling by a tree spirit...!"

Zhan Yuxiao: "I am that tree spirit!"

Jiang Yueqing: “…”

Jiang Yueqing's head was full of confusion and he was shocked for a moment, almost jumping out.

She looked at Zhan Yuxiao and said in disbelief: "What are you talking about?"

Zhan Yuxiao supported his chin with one hand, half lying on the bed and spoke calmly.

"I said... I am the tree spirit."

After hearing this, Jiang Yueqing paused, then laughed so hard that he almost choked.

"Zhan Yuxiao, when did you become so cooperative? I just had a dream. What era is this? You still think it's from Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. You are a tree spirit and I am a fox spirit."

"Yes, yesterday a vixen climbed up the tree and flirted with her, and then the tree couldn't control itself."

Jiang Yueqing: “…”

"By the way, was that vixen a drunk vixen?"

Jiang Yueqing: “…” Awkward, socially awkward.

In fact, getting drunk is not scary. What is scary is that someone helps you remember the next morning.

The drunken vixen climbed up the tree, and the tree could no longer hold back.

So what she meant was that what she had done last night was not a dream, but something that really happened.

So...she was really struck by the sapling last night.

Jiang Yueqing said angrily: "You knew that the little fox was drunk, but you didn't try to avoid suspicion and said you couldn't control yourself. You are so shameless! Where did such a shameless tree come from? You should chop it into firewood and burn it."

Zhan Yuxiao: “…” She even wanted to chop him into firewood and burn him. Fortunately, he had a good physique, otherwise his waist would have been broken by her.

"Trees are plants that can't move. But you want to swing on a tree. Do you know how much weight the tree bears?"

Playing in a tree... swinging on a tree?

What does Zhan Yuxiao mean?

Jiang Yueqing's face turned red.

Otherwise, can she apply to leave the world first?

Zhan Yuxiao looked at Jiang Yueqing and her ears turned red. He deliberately moved closer, and she said with a smile.

"The little fox is drunk and may have blacked out. Do you need my services to recreate the situation? I'm the best at being a big tree."

Jiang Yueqing: "..." Do you want to hit someone now? She wants to chop down trees now!

"Does your family want to eat firewood rice? Do you need me to cook you a pot of authentic firewood rice? I am also good at chopping wood."

Zhan Yuxiao found it really funny to see Jiang Yueqing looking angry and embarrassed.

This woman now wants to chop him up.

"The rice has already been cooked, so there is no need to cook it again. Otherwise it would be a waste of... trees."

Zhan Yuxiao's calm, nonchalant, harmless expression drove Jiang Yueqing crazy.

Her forehead twitched, and she looked at Zhan Yuxiao and said, "Come with me to the hospital today. Our hospital offers a 50% discount on surgeries!"

"The hospital is offering a 50% discount? Are you going to be a guinea pig for new doctors to practice with?"

"I'm not a novice doctor, I just used to do brain surgery and never performed male sterilization. I need to practice!"

Jiang Yueqing imitated Zhan Yuxiao's calm, nonchalant and harmless expression.

Zhan Yuxiao was almost angry to death. This woman actually wanted him to get a sterilization!

And what she meant was to perform the vasectomy on him herself!

Zhan Yuxiao suddenly threw Jiang Yueqing under him and said with a grim look in his eyes, "What a heartless woman. She abandons me after using me. Isn't that too irresponsible?"

Jiang Yueqing was speechless. This guy actually had the nerve to say that she was heartless.

Taking advantage of her and calling her heartless.

And the most important thing is... he had no safety measures.

What if I win the bid?

Jiang Yueqing's soul questioned: "Who is irresponsible? If you are pregnant, will you give birth to the child?"

Zhan Yuxiao: “…”

Jiang Yueqing pushed Zhan Yuxiao away and said, "Don't get too close to me. It's not good when you're pregnant."

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

The three treasures walked in together, and Yuntian came in with honey water.

"Morning, Mommy. I made some honey water for you. Honey water contains special fructose that can promote the decomposition of alcohol, reduce the damage to the stomach, and also relieve the symptoms of headaches after drinking."

Yunya came in with millet porridge.

"Mommy, good morning. I prepared millet porridge for you. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, millet porridge has a soothing effect on the stomach. Drinking millet porridge after being drunk can help relieve symptoms such as stomach pain, nausea, and vomiting, and can also nourish the spleen and stomach."

Little Ruibao said with a smile: "Mommy, my brothers prepared millet porridge and honey water. I prepared a super comfortable shoulder massage service for Mommy."

Little Ruibao climbed onto the bed with a smile and massaged Jiang Yueqing's shoulders.

It's really nice to get a shoulder massage after a hangover.

Zhan Yuxiao watched from the side as Jiang Yueqing enjoyed Xiao Ruibao's shoulder massage service, while Yun Tian and Yun Ya were on her left and right, serving her honey water and millet porridge respectively.

This treatment simply makes him, as a father, jealous.

Jiang Yueqing suddenly looked at Zhan Yuxiao meaningfully.

Zhan Yuxiao said coldly: "I know you hold a high position in Sanbao's heart. You don't need to show off. I understand."

Jiang Yueqing said calmly: "Isn't this known to everyone? What's there to brag about? I'm just saying I'm in need of a foot massager!"

Zhan Yuxiao: “…”

Jiang Yueqing said seriously: "Proper foot massage can promote blood circulation in the feet, thereby eliminating fatigue, accelerating blood circulation, and promoting alcohol metabolism. So... thank you for your help."

Zhan Yuxiao's eyes darkened. This woman actually asked him to massage her feet!

Little Ruibao looked at his father and said in a baby voice, "Daddy, foot massage has so many benefits. Mommy drank last night, so you can massage Mommy."

Looking at the expressions of Yuntian and Yunya, Zhan Yuxiao knew that he was under siege by his three treasures.

"Okay, I'll help you press it."

Zhan Yuxiao's smile was extremely forced, but it contained a hint of cunning.

When Jiang Yueqing decided to enjoy Zhan Yuxiao's service, she suddenly felt so itchy that she couldn't stand it.

“Zhan… Zhan… No, haha, you… you let go…”

"What did you say?"

"I...I ask you...haha, let me go. Let me go."

"Why can't you hold on? Look at how the kids are trying to help you get rid of the alcohol. You said massaging the soles of your feet can promote blood circulation and speed up the decomposition of alcohol. Just hold on."

Jiang Yueqing was shocked. What does it mean to shoot oneself in the foot?

"Mommy, bear with it."

"Mommy, a massage can solve it."

Jiang Yueqing was speechless.

Finally, Sanbao stood on his side for once. It was not easy, although he was doing it for Jiang Yueqing's own good.

However, he was happy.

"Kids, you are right. You just need your mommy to...be patient."

Jiang Yueqing was speechless.

"Zhan Yuxiao, you better remember this!"

Jiang Yueqing tried to break free while saying awkwardly, "My dears, I just said the right amount. The right amount is enough."

Zhan Yuxiao said nervously, "The right amount, but I only pressed it five times, it must not be enough."

"Zhan Yuxiao, you are the president of Zhan Group, it is not appropriate for you to massage someone's feet."

Zhan Yuxiao's eyes were shining brightly: "What's inappropriate? You are my most beloved wife."

Sanbao looked at his father with approval.

Daddy, you're making rapid progress now!

……

The author's words:

The store was flooded, so we were processing the goods and preparing for renovation.

I bought a truckload of shelves yesterday, and they were loaded on by porters.

I thought it wasn't much so I unloaded it myself, but I ended up unloading it from around 9pm to after 12am.

After dinner, I went to bed at around 2 o'clock.

I was exhausted from moving stuff and thought I would fall asleep quickly. But when I thought about not updating, I couldn't fall asleep until 4am and got up to write.

It's 7:13 a.m. Good night.