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Chapter 142 The story of 7 men and 1 woman!



Chapter 142 The story of 7 men and 1 woman!

"Master, you are back!"

When Lanzhi saw Li Changsheng coming back, she hurried to greet him.

Li Changsheng nodded slightly and said, "How is Miss Xiao now?"

Lanzhi said: "I am not in good condition. I don't eat or drink. I have nightmares when I fall asleep and cry in my bed when I wake up!"

After listening to Lanzhi's description, Li Changsheng couldn't help but frown.

It looks like this should be post-traumatic stress disorder!

"Lanzhi, go to the kitchen and ask them to make some light tonic. I'll go in and take a look!"

Lanzhi nodded obediently and got up to go to the kitchen.

When Li Changsheng came into the room, he saw Xiao Ziyan curled up in the quilt, her delicate body trembling uncontrollably.

"Miss, Miss Xiao, Zi Yan..."

Li Changsheng called out several times, but Xiao Ziyan hid under the quilt and ignored him.

Seeing this, Li Changsheng was worried about the girl and wanted to lift the quilt to check if something happened again.

But before his hand could touch the quilt, Xiao Ziyan suddenly raised her legs and kicked him hard.

Fortunately, Li Changsheng was quick-witted and quick-handed.

With a flirtatious move, he dodged it cleverly.

"Miss, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Ziyan's eyes were red as she glared at Li Changsheng fiercely.

"Do not touch me!"

Li Changsheng: "..."

"Miss, you haven't eaten anything all day. If you continue like this, you'll starve to death. You'd better eat something!"

Xiao Ziyan didn't give him any face and refused directly.

"I don't want to eat. I have no appetite!"

Li Changsheng pondered for a moment and said, "How about I tell you a story?"

"No, no!"

Xiao Ziyan covered her ears with both hands, as if saying, "I don't want to listen, you idiot."

Just at this moment, Lanzhi came over with a bowl of bird's nest and lotus seed soup.

Seeing this, Li Changsheng came up with a plan.

"Lanzhi, do you want to hear a story?"

Lanzhi was delighted to hear this and asked curiously, "Think about it, Master. What story do you want to tell me?"

Li Changsheng pondered for a moment and said, "Let's tell you a story about a beautiful woman who fainted and was dragged into the forest by seven men!"

"Ah, is it so exciting?"

After listening to Li Changsheng's story, Lanzhi stared with her big watery eyes, which were filled with ripples of excitement.

When Xiao Ziyan saw Li Changsheng telling such an embarrassing story, she snorted angrily.

"Hmph, men are not good at all!"

Li Changsheng glanced at Xiao Ziyan.

Xiao Ziyan's eyes immediately widened and she started to retort angrily.

"What are you looking at? Even if you're not a man, you're not a good person!"

When Lanzhi heard that Xiao Ziyan dared to call her master a bad person, she responded directly without caring about the other party's identity.

"Xiao Ziyan, my master was so kind as to save you and let me take care of you. It would be fine if you weren't grateful, but why are you cursing at me?"

Xiao Ziyan was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to refute.

After all, what Lanzhi said was true.

But she was born into a noble family and has been arrogant since childhood.

Even if you know you are wrong, you will never admit your mistake.

What's more, the other party was the eunuch she once hated the most.

"Humph, your kindness is truly taken for granted!"

Seeing Xiao Ziyan speechless after being rebuked by her, Lanzhi snorted triumphantly.

In her eyes, Master Li Changsheng is the sky, and she will never allow anyone to slander him.

"Master, don't worry about her, just tell me the story!"

"What did these seven men do after dragging that fainted beauty into the forest?"

When she was asked the last question, she was still rubbing her hands excitedly.

Even Xiao Ziyan, who had been full of disgust just now, secretly relaxed her hands that were covering her ears and held her breath to listen.

Naturally, her subtle movements could not escape Li Changsheng's sharp eyes.

Girls really do say one thing and mean another!

Although you say no with your mouth, your body is very honest.

Thinking of this, he cleared his throat and told the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

After hearing the plot, I found that it was not as evil as I had imagined, but rather very pure.

Lanzhi, the dirty little girl, was quite disappointed.

"Master, that's it!"

"This story doesn't sound exciting at all. It's not what I expected!"

Li Changsheng smiled mischievously and asked, "Lanzhi, what kind of story do you want?"

Lanzhi thought about the harmonious scene she had just imagined.

Her jade-white cheeks immediately flushed again.

Xiao Ziyan, who was standing next to her, also had a slightly blushing face.

It can be seen that her thoughts seem a bit inappropriate for children.

“Master, are there any other stories?”

Lanzhi felt that this story was not enough, so she pestered Li Changsheng to tell her another one.

"Lanzhi, since you think that story just now wasn't exciting enough, let me tell you a more exciting story this time!"

Having said that, Li Changsheng paused for a moment and cleared his throat.

"This episode tells the story of seven young men who take turns breaking into a couple's home, only to be caught one by one."

"But in the end, there is a shocking reversal. The husband is brutally murdered, and the beautiful wife also falls into the clutches of these seven men!"

After hearing the outline of this story, the little dirty girl Lanzhi became even more excited.

"Master, this story is great. It sounds very exciting!"

Even Xiao Ziyan was very interested in this story.

It's just that, due to the sake of face, she couldn't express it.

The little hands that were pretending to cover their ears just now have now been put down.

Li Changsheng glanced towards Xiao Ziyan out of the corner of his eye.

He began to tell the wonderful story of "Calabash Brothers" in a rhythmic voice.

After hearing this, Lanzhi curled her lips again and protested with dissatisfaction.

"Master, why is the style of this story different from the ones you just told me?"

Li Changsheng spread his hands and said, "What's the difference? Aren't there seven young men?"

"Did they take turns breaking into that couple's home and killing their husband?"

Lanzhi tilted her head and thought about it, and it seemed to be true.

Although the style of this story is somewhat different from what I imagined, it is still wonderful and gripping.

So she pestered Li Changsheng again and continued telling stories.

"Master, I want to hear more. Please tell me another one!"

Li Changsheng glanced at Xiao Ziyan and said deliberately:

"Lanzhi, there's definitely no problem telling you a story."

"However, it's already late, so we should go out and talk so as not to disturb Miss Xiao's rest!"

Lanzhi responded obediently and was about to leave with Li Changsheng.

Xiao Ziyan had already been piqued by Li Changsheng's story.

Now seeing him and Lanzhi about to leave, he hurriedly shouted:

"You guys can talk here. I slept too much during the day and I'm not sleepy now!"

Li Changsheng said: "Since you are not sleepy, you must be hungry!"

Xiao Ziyan looked at the bowl of bird's nest and lotus seed soup, then looked at Li Changsheng.

Li Changsheng struck while the iron was hot and said, "Finish this bowl of lotus seed soup, and I'll continue telling you a story!"

"This time, I'll tell you a lively, interesting, and serious love story!"

Hearing Li Changsheng say this, Xiao Ziyan bit her lip lightly.

After a little hesitation, he nodded obediently.

Li Changsheng said: "Let me feed you!"

"Come on, open your mouth, ahhhh!"

After saying this, he didn't wait for Xiao Ziyan to agree.

He picked up the lotus seed soup and scooped a spoonful with a spoon.

Seeing that there was still steam on it, he blew on it considerately to avoid burning her mouth, and then handed it to Xiao Ziyan's lips.

Xiao Ziyan glanced at the gentle and considerate Li Changsheng.

Seeing the other person smiling at me.

She avoided his gaze, not daring to look him in the eye.

Immediately, she obediently opened her cherry lips and took a sip.

After Xiao Zi Yan finished the whole bowl of lotus seed soup.

Li Changsheng praised her lovingly as if he was coaxing a child.

"Wow, that's amazing! He actually drank it all!"

This made Xiao Ziyan feel a little embarrassed.

Lanzhi, who was standing next to them, saw this scene and felt inexplicably sour in her heart, as if she had been jealous.

"Master, are you still going to tell this story?"

Li Changsheng said, "Of course. This time we are telling the story of a stone. The name is 'The Story of the Stone'!"

Lanzhi curled her lips and said somewhat unhappily:

"Master, what is there to say about this stone?"

Li Changsheng rolled his eyes at her.

You little dirty girl, if I don’t tell you about The Story of the Stone, am I going to tell you about The Plum in the Golden Vase?

"Lanzhi, please listen carefully, it will surely be very exciting!"

Seeing Li Changsheng's confident words, Lanzhi and Xiao Ziyan both looked expectant.

Just like primary school students listening attentively in class, they all sit upright.

"It is said that in ancient times, Gong Gong crashed into Mount Buzhou, causing a flood that submerged the nine provinces."

"To save the people of Kyushu, the great goddess Nuwa began to refine stones to mend the sky, but one stubborn stone remained unused."

"This stone has become spiritual, and often blames itself for not being chosen to repair the sky."

"After Master Mangmang and Taoist Miaomiao learned of this, they decided to take him to the human world, to a land of wealth and comfort, to experience some good training."

"Next to this stubborn stone, there is a Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass. She has transformed into a female body. Out of gratitude for the stubborn stone's protection from wind and rain and its kindness in watering her with nectar, she wants to repay its kindness with all her tears in her life..."

Li Changsheng recounted the story of the first five chapters of "Dream of Red Mansions" in one breath.

Xiao Ziyan and Lanzhi were both attracted by this wonderful and eventful story.

However, when they heard in the fifth chapter that Jia Baoyu dreamt of Taixu and had sex with Qin Keqing under the guidance of the fairy Jinghuan, their cheeks turned red with shame.

Xiao Ziyan blushed, suppressing her inner shyness and asked:

"Isn't Jia Baoyu Qin Keqing's uncle? How could they have a relationship? Isn't this... incest?"

Just now, Li Changsheng was very considerate and fed Xiao Ziyan lotus seed soup, which made Lanzhi a little jealous.

I immediately raised different opinions to refute it.

"This is a relationship that happened in a dream, not in reality. How can it be called incest? At best, it can only be called sexual fantasy."

"I used to often dream about Master..."


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