novelhk Chapter 377 Clown Alert
Chapter 377 Clown Alert
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Osel: As long as I can disgust Morax, I don't care]
[Vendy: Fortunately, we don't have such a demon in Mondstadt...right?]
[Dicarapian: If you want to be beaten, just say so.]
[Ding, reward! 36 ways to eat Osel seafood]
Xiangling: @Osel, would you mind showing it to me?
[Osel: OK, I'll break the seal right away]
Zhongli: Heaven Moves All Things
[Osel: Morax, you are a fairy]
[True Lord Liuyunjifeng:?]
[True Lord of Water and Mountain:?]
【True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang:?】
[Orobus: No, buddy, please stop firing map cannons]
【Osel: Fighting, cool】
[Ding, reward: Yan Fei's legal consultation button]
[Just press a button and the system will help you resolve some civil disputes]
[Yan Fei: Great! I’m the worst at resolving civil disputes.]
(Warm tip: for better effect, open the music app and play "That Girl" while reading this novel)
[Ding, the video is about to play, the clown is actually me]
【Ying: Guess who is in the video】
【Luo Yu: I am not included in the package】
[Ying: Aren’t the three biggest clowns in Teyvat you, Nibelungen, and Phanes?]
Nibelungen: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It’s obviously just the two of them.
【Fanes:Hehe】
[Luo Yu: No, buddy, have you ever been beaten?]
【Ying: Fight, fight】
Video starts
In the dormitory, there is a fight, but no one is playing cards.
"A pair of kings"
"One-to-Two"
"I explode"
Kaiya, lying on the bed, strongly condemned his roommate's wasteful behavior.
"Stop arguing. The final exam is tomorrow. Can you guys get up?"
Hearing this, the three of them looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Didn't the exam end today?"
The scene changes to Kaia wearing clown makeup and sitting on the subway, showing the classic clown smile
The camera turns to the examination site
Kong turned the test paper over and over. Ikto, who was sitting on Kong's left, looked up at Kong, and Kong immediately covered the test paper with his hands.
The soldier sitting on Kong's right whispered to him, "Hey, Kong, can I borrow your..."
Sora covered the test paper with one hand and raised the other hand: "Teacher, someone is peeking at my test paper."
The scattered soldiers looked at the sky in confusion.
Three days later——
The teacher of the fairy bird class walked up to the stage and said: "Only one point will be missed in this exam, so you will fail. 35 points."
[Ying: This is the most realistic episode. My brother used to be a poor student and usually relied on me.]
Luo Yu: Anyway, your brother is not here now, so whatever you say is what counts.
The scene turns to Kong, who is also wearing clown makeup and showing the same classic smile, sitting next to Kaia.
The exam is over, and now comes the much-loved answer checking session.
Yidou: "Which one do you choose for this last question?"
"I choose D."
“I also chose D.”
"I chose D too, so I'm safe now."
After the three of them finished speaking, they asked Keqing, who was sitting next to them: "Hey, Keqing, what did you choose?"
Keqing: "I chose C."
Keqing's answer was met with laughter from the three of them.
Yidou said: "Why did you choose C? The teacher talked about the key points. Didn't you listen? You are a clown."
When the teacher commented: "For the last question, choose C"
At the end of the picture, Sora, Sanbei, Ikto, Kaeya, and Heizo are dressed up as clowns, sitting together with their classic clown smiles.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: This school is a crash course for clowns, right?]
[Nibelungen: No Phanes, bad review]
[Fanes: Do you dare to challenge me?]
[Ding, reward for Skirmishers, Ichito, Kaeya, and Heizo Clown Siren]
[Clown alarm, reminds you whenever you are about to do something clownish]
[Kujo Sara: I'm sure this thing will be useful to stupid ghosts.]
[Ding, reward: Master Liuyunjiefeng's passive skill, class teacher's aura]
[The class teacher's aura, just standing behind others, will make people feel a chill down their spine]
[Hu Tao: This reward is also useful for demons]
Luo Yu: Damn, this reward is also useful for world-class players.
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Really?]
[Luo Yu: Fake, I have a passive that makes me immune to all negative states]
[Ding, reward: Keqing's secret recipe for exploding beef offal]
[As the name suggests, the beef offal made with this secret recipe is so delicious that it's bursting with flavor]
Keqing: This is useless to me, @Xiangling, I’m sending it to you.
Xiangling: Okay, I'll try it right away.
five minutes later
[Xiangling: This will really make your clothes explode.]
【Ying: Who did the experiment?】
[Nibelungen: This thing is really delicious]
[Yan Fei: @Nibelungen, streaking in Liyue is illegal]
【Luo Yu: Is this true or false?】
【Luo Yu: Really】
[Ding, the video is about to play, I have read the random reply]
【Luo Yu: I have read the random replies and you still have to look at me】
【Fanes: What are you proud of?】
Video starts
Ningguang asked Sora and Ying beside her, "What is the largest island in Teyvat?"
Ying: "Leader!"
Xingqiu: What the traveler said is correct.
[Walnut: Then why do my guest officials keep sending me bills?]
Zhongli: Speaking from a common sense perspective, all my recent expenses have been reimbursed by North Country Bank.
[Walnut: Then who sent it?]
【Luo Yu: I sent it】
[Hu Tao: But they said it was sent by Zhongli]
[Luo Yu: You don’t think that changing my appearance is difficult for me, do you?]
Ningguang: "Next question, what river separates the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"
Sora: "We have different personalities!"
Ningguang: "What do you think is the most powerful strategy among the 36 strategies?"
Ying: "Food additives!"
【Ying: I think what I said is correct】
【Xiangling: What are food additives】
Luo Yu: Just think of it as adding the doctor's experimental drug to the food.
[Fanes: We like to call this thing technology and hard work]
Xiangling: How can we eat it then?
Ningguang: "What's the point of building a towering building?"
Ying: “I can’t afford it!”
[Ying: Really, my family, I am the richest man in Teyvat, that’s fine.]
Ningguang: "Nothing is difficult in this world, only people are afraid of it."
Empty: "Father-in-law"
[Fanes: Congratulations, you got the answer right]
[Ying: You should be the mother-in-law]
[Fanes: Don’t worry about who I am, he got the answer right anyway]
Ningguang: "Didn't you guys graduate from a second-tier university in another world? Which second-tier university?"
Ying: "In our elementary school in another world, one is for Chinese, one for math, and two for...!"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: I graduated from a 985 university]
【Luo Yu: Half】
【Ying: What is your degree?】
Luo Yu: Let me put it this way, our world history exam is based on my quotations.
【Ying: I forgot your omniscience and omnipotence】
【Luo Yu: Hey】
[Ding, reward: Condensed Blood Jade]
[Blood Jade, an extremely precious gem in the Jueyuan Realm. Wearing it year-round can prolong life and maintain eternal youth.]