novelhk Chapter 159 The title was fired by me
Chapter 159 The title was fired by me
"What are you doing? Are you not looking at the road when you walk? Do you have hemorrhoids on your eyes?"
Fufu was obviously unhappy.
"Tell me what you want, name your price"
"Huh, what do you mean?"
Upon hearing this, the servant smiled a half-smile, with three parts of sarcasm, three parts of disdain and four parts of indifference in his eyes.
“Stop pretending”
"Didn't you recognize my identity [Lei Aotian] and deliberately try to get close to me, dreaming of joining a wealthy family?"
"Woman, your acting is so poor"
"Quickly give me a price, how much will it cost to stop bothering me?"
Fu Fu sneered.
"Haha, are you sick, uncle? If you are sick, go get treated and take a good look at your brain."
Fu Fu said and walked away.
"You approached me not to seduce me. Are there really such innocent girls in this world?"
“She is so ordinary, yet so confident”
"Very good, woman, you have successfully caught my attention"
"Five minutes, I want all the information about this girl"
The servant stood on the roof of a 10,000-story building, drinking red wine that cost three million yuan a bottle, and casually threw out a photo of Fu Fu.
"Okay, Ms. Lei, I'll do it right away."
The yellow-haired butler left after saying this.
The scene changed, and the yellow-haired butler brought Funina to the servants.
"Boss Lei, I brought Miss Funina to you. You two can chat slowly."
After saying this, the yellow-haired butler left.
"Hello, President, I am the new secretary"
“Although I am still young”
“But I’ve attended [a training course on governance] before.”
“That’s 500 years of work experience.”
“Therefore, I believe that my work ability will satisfy you.”
Hearing this, the servant who had been facing away from Fa turned around and spoke with a look of three parts sarcasm, three parts disdain and four parts indifference in his eyes.
“Oh, how satisfying it is for me.”
"Uncle... why is it you?"
"Of course it's me. In the entire Teyvat, besides me [Lei Aotian], who else has the ability to give you [six days on, one day off], [five social insurances and one housing fund], and [the work of thirteen spices at the end of the year]?"
"Haha, I can't say if you have the ability, but you must have a lot of medical records."
Hearing this, the servant smiled evilly.
“I understand.”
"You're playing hard to get, aren't you?"
"very good"
"Woman, I'm officially informing you"
“You have successfully touched my heart”
"From now on, you will be my [Lei Aotian] woman"
"You...you have to show some respect to me"
“Otherwise I will call the police.”
Upon hearing this, the servant smiled evilly again.
"The woman who dares to reject me"
"You are the first one, interesting, really interesting"
"Go out to dinner with me tonight"
"Remember, this is not a negotiation, it's an order"
"But the power of true love (little cake) made them fall in love"
"Uncle, why does your cake taste weird?"
"It's Mora, I added Mora, I don't allow my woman to eat cheap little cakes"
"We specially sent someone to Liyue to transfer a few Moraxes to the kitchen and asked them to put some dandruff in the cake."
"Only this kind of noble taste can match your noble and distinguished status"
After listening to the servant's incredible speech, Funina slowly asked a question.
"If you don't like it, I'll ask the kitchen to prepare some Baalzebub or Buyer next time."
“Let them add the aroma of grass and the numbness of flavor to your cakes.”
“Ah, that…that…”
"However, fate played a huge joke on them."
Behind the voices beside him were Lini and the servant.
"Father, the marriage examination report is out."
“It’s a pity”
"Your genetic match with Miss Funina is as high as 0.1%."
"That is to say"
"She is your half-sister"
"According to the laws of Teyvat, you two cannot be together"
Upon hearing this, the servant's lips curled up into an evil smile.
"Five minutes"
"I want you to take over Teyvat"
“Then delete this law for me.”
"But, we found the [Little Cake Virus] in Miss Funina's body."
"This virus causes [cake leukemia]"
"I'm afraid she doesn't have much time left."
Upon hearing this, the servant's eyes were filled with three parts of sarcasm, three parts of disdain, and four parts of indifference.
"Then go tell them what this virus is called."
"I command it to leave my woman's body within three seconds"
"If Fernina loses a hair"
"I want all nine of its clans to be buried with it."
Linnie shook his head.
“It’s too late”
"The cake virus caused Miss Funina to fall into a deep coma and become a vegetable."
"The doctor said she would never wake up."
"Go get this doctor and give him a blank check with any number you want."
"But he must change his words and say that my woman, Lei Aotian, will wake up soon, otherwise I will make him die with me."
"But she will also lose her memory when she wakes up, and then she won't remember you at all. Why are you doing this?"
The servant showed a smile that was three parts sarcasm, three parts disdain, and four parts indifference.
"Linette, you are overstepping your bounds. I told you to go, so you have to go. This is an order."
“I…I understand.”
"What is love in this world? It makes people pledge to be together through life and death."
"Linnet, my feelings for Furninna"
"How can you understand it?"
The servant said this and walked away, and then seven big words appeared on the screen.
The Domineering Servant Falls in Love with Me
There is also a line of small words below.
Starring:Fernina,Alechino
Production: Seven Gods Films
Random black screen.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
……
[Ding, the ban has been lifted]
After a long period of silence, the system remembered that it had muted all players.
[Funina: What the hell is this?]
Linny: Father wouldn't always ask for someone to be buried with him.
[Ying: Such a familiar script]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: There is no line: I haven't seen the young master laugh so happily in a long time, bad review]
Wendy: It’s still a bit ahead of our time.
[Yaejinko: But it is indeed a good subject, it should be a big hit]
[Ding, rewarding servant Alechino with a copy of the Domineering CEO's Quotes.]
[Servant Alechino: What's the use of this?]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I already have a picture.]
[Ding, rewarding Furninna with a chance to draw a weapon from the Heavenly Treasure House]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Ah, I don't remember having this thing.]
Zhongli: The Heavenly Treasure House belongs to the Lord of the Wilderness.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: The Lord of the Wasteland's treasure house is called the Heaven's Treasure House?]
Wendy: To be honest, I used to think you and the Lord of the Wasteland were the same person.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Come on, forget it! He's nothing like me.]
[Ding, congratulations to Funina for obtaining the weapon Tong Linxue]
As the system voice fell, a one-handed sword decorated with plum blossoms appeared on the screen.
[Funina: Hahaha, nice decoration]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: My evaluation is that it is not as good as my collection]
[Ding, the remaining participants will be rewarded with 5000 Mora]
【Ying: Is this so perfunctory?】
[Navilette: I don’t mind.]
Linny: Me too.
Linnet: Me too.
Wendy: Hey, someone's plan is about to hit me in the face.
【Ying: Nonsense (righteous and confident.jpg)】
[Ding, In the Name of the People is about to play]