novelhk 131. Have They Been Mind-Controlled? (2/8)
131. Have They Been Mind-Controlled? (2/8)
Mandrill didn't make a sound, and stood on the spot watching the two secretly. The more he watched, the more strange he felt, and he couldn't help frowning.
It's okay for these two people to talk to the stone cube, and their faces still show excitement and joy from time to time.
"It seems to be under some kind of mind control..."
Mandrill thought about it.
"You two, what are you doing?!"
Mandrill clenched the spear in his hand, if something happened to the two of them, he could only do it.
"Huh? Great Sage Conquering Demons, you're here!"
Crane Immortal raised his head, and only then did he notice that Mandrill had already arrived.
"Sorry, the two of us were just surfing the Internet, and we were too serious for a while to notice the surrounding environment.'
Immortal Crane explained apologetically.
This Liyue is not like Jiang Heng's previous life, there are no cars or anything on the street, and even if there are, as the immortal "fifty masters"|people, this Shikang Yihe is not afraid at all.
So these two, even when they are walking, take out their mobile phones, watch the live broadcast on the forum, and chat with everyone in the Internet cafe, what a joy!
Surfing the web is really fun!
On weekdays, Immortal Deer and Immortal Crane have completely abandoned face-to-face communication. Even if they are so close at hand like this moment, they will still pick up their mobile phones and talk to each other through private messages, just like two snakes.
"What net... what surf?"
Mandrill was at a loss, and Tian Fen couldn't understand.
Internet? Where is this Internet?
Does Surfing Need Water?!
What the hell are these two talking about!
And Mandrill remembers that these two don't like human form, so why are they showing people in human form now, judging by their breath, they have maintained their human form for a long time.
In addition, is this so-called surfing the Internet a game that the two want to introduce to him?
Hmph, so boring!
Mandrill felt a little disdainful.
He is entangled in karma, and he is not interested in all kinds of fun. His mantra in battle is "boring, boring!", not to mention the so-called surfing the Internet, which seems inexplicable!
"Surfing the Internet, this is a long story! This surfing the Internet is..."
Immortal Deer sighed, his eyes flashed with the meaning of "If you say this, I won't be sleepy", and he was about to talk endlessly.
"Don't worry, Old Lu, let's go to the store first and play games first. It's not too late to teach him how to surf the Internet in the future!"
The Crane Immortal stopped the old deer from chattering.
"Old deer?!"
Mandrill became even more depressed. I haven't seen you for a while. These two real monarchs seem to be different people. Old deer? This kind of address is not acceptable to them in the past!
Obviously, this is also the credit of Boss Jiang.
Who made their names so long and difficult to pronounce, Jiang Heng didn't call them poultry meat or animal meat, so it would be good, so he called them old deer and old crane.
At first, the two were very dissatisfied, but after a long time, they got used to it, and even called each other that way.
"Listen to them, this so-called new game is not surfing the Internet... What the hell is it?"
Mandrill was a little curious, the mysterious appearance of these two people made him want to see what tricks they were up to.
"Hey, I know you must be confused now, it's okay, just come with us!"
The Deer Immortal smiled, and walked deep into the alley with the mandrill.
After a while, Mandrill's expression suddenly changed.
"This mist is..."
He was very vigilant in his heart, but he still didn't realize how he suddenly appeared in another place, it was really incomparably weird!
"Don't be nervous, put down the weapon quickly, if something happens, how can Boss Jiang return it?"
Immortal Deer reached out and held Mandrill's spear, "Relax, the next thing you are going to is the happiest place in the world, where you can find everything you want!"
"The happiest place to have everything I want?"
Mandrill became even more suspicious when he heard this.
Why does it feel so wrong!
He always felt that the two True Monarchs today were full of weirdness, making it difficult for people to understand.
"I'm sorry, old deer, don't say such suspicious things, can you? After a while, Mandrill is scared away, what should we do if he has 886 with us!"
Immortal Crane said depressedly.
Needless to say, Jiang Heng deliberately taught this Crane Immortal to speak so anciently. These words are all ancient words that people liked to use when the Internet first appeared.
Old He naturally didn't notice Boss Jiang's bad taste, he thought it was some fashionable word and was proud of it.
"I'm down? Eighty-eight six?"
Mandrill felt even more dizzy, what was going on with these two people, he couldn't quite understand what they were saying...
"Those are surfing terms!"
Immortal Deer explained a little bit.
Finally, Mandrill with a head full of question marks came to the small shop.
A door to a new world slowly opened towards him.
"This is....."
Mandrill looked around the internet cafe, feeling the shock in his heart beyond words.
First of all, in this Internet cafe, there is an ancient atmosphere that makes him feel comfortable, and makes the karma that is no longer entangled in him all the time much quieter!
Only later did Mandrill know that this was the effect of the ancient silver tree.
Secondly, the people in this store are more special than the other, such as exotic dragons and knights, Liyue Qixing, travelers from beyond the star sea, and immortals living in seclusion in the mountains...these seem to have nothing to do with each other. People who have no intersection, but they all gathered in this small shop, shouting at each other, sharing food, chatting nonsense, the relationship is extremely close!
Like friends for many years!
"What the hell is this place?!"
A deep doubt rose in Xiao's heart.
"Welcome, Great Sage of Conquering Demons, I am Jiang Heng, the boss here."
A warm and mysterious voice rang in his ears.
Mandrill looked back, but saw a mysterious man in black, looking at him calmly, his eyes were as deep as stars!
"This person......"
Mandrill was taken aback, and couldn't help taking a step back. At first glance, Jiang Heng looked like a mortal, but Mandrill had a keen sense, and clearly sensed the extremely strong pressure of 1.1 from the other party.
Even if it was the emperor, the feeling he gave him was not as strong as it is now.
"Is this person stronger than Dijun?! How is this possible!"
Mandrill fell silent.
"Haha, Mandrill, you're finally here. Hurry up, there's a cabin over there, go and grab it, and I'll teach you how to play games!"
Zhenjun Liuyun noticed him, and he was pleasantly surprised.
She stays in the cloud, she likes to bring Mengxin the most!
"Grab a seat and play games?!"
Mandrill shook his head lightly, "No need, I'm not interested in any games! Master Liuyun, put down this boring game and take me to see Dijun!"
"Another one who isn't interested in games?"
When everyone in the Internet cafe heard this, they immediately got excited. The last one who said this was the old deer and the old crane!.