novelhk Chapter 83 Roasted Celery, What a "Famous Dish"!
Chapter 83 Roasted Celery, What a "Famous Dish"!
Chapter 83 Roasted Celery, What a "Famous Dish"!
"What? You're saying the Empire sent a major general to inspect the border corps?"
Lieutenant General McHallwell, a high-ranking officer in the Frontier Legion, is also a marquess of the Empire.
As a high-ranking nobleman who was transferred to the border legion ten years ago.
At first, McHale thought it was a tough job.
However, as the Spirit Hall grew stronger, the two empires entered a period of peace.
Over the past decade, McHale has lived a more comfortable life than he did when he lived in Sky City.
As a high-ranking nobleman in the empire, he differed from those high-ranking generals who rose from humble beginnings; he didn't treat his soldiers as human beings.
If he doesn't take 90% of the monthly military pay, it's considered extremely merciful of him.
Therefore, upon hearing that the empire had dispatched a major general, who was also a pro-commoner, they were surprised.
McHall panicked.
Moreover, I've heard that recently, a princess consort from Xingluo died on the border of the Tiandou Empire.
The empire dispatched such a high-ranking general at this time.
It seems there's an intention to reorganize the border corps.
As the biggest scourge in the military at present. (McHaller was at least aware of this.)
In order not to be used as a target for this imperial major general to establish his authority.
McHall decided to serve his guest a famous dish: "Braised Celery," one of the world's most famous dishes.
Yes, of course, this method should not be used unless the situation is at its most critical.
McHale's first thought, and the one he felt was most feasible, was the "honey trap."
……
at the same time,
As Bai Ran conducted his initial inspection of the military camp's interior,
This youngest general in the empire was utterly disillusioned with the empire's army.
To put it simply, it seems like you could just recruit some able-bodied young men from the villages, give them equipment and weapons, and they wouldn't need much training.
If they were given a certain amount of military pay in advance, their combat effectiveness would probably be much stronger than the current group of soldiers.
There was no routine training, and officers rarely gave instructions. Physical training was even less of a concern. They would probably be exhausted after just a few kilometers of long-distance march and then sit down.
The only things he ever talks about are drinking and which club in the city has the prettiest girls.
Bai Ran: Terrible, absolutely terrible. They think they can compete with a Title Douluo? I feel like these million bear soldiers wouldn't even be able to defeat a Soul Douluo.
"Take me to the commander's tent. I want to ask him how he manages this army."
After sighing for a while, Bai Ran spoke to Karen, who was leading the way.
"Yes, sir."
Karen took Bai Ran to Lieutenant General McHallwell's residence.
……
A dozen minutes later
Looking at this noble manor located within the small town, which occupied almost half of the city,
Bai Ran clenched her fists.
Bai Ran: These bloodthirsty nobles should all be hanged from streetlights.
In the manor
Facing the major general dispatched by the Imperial Military Command
Despite having a higher rank than the other man, McHale still personally came out to greet him warmly.
After all, one of them came from the imperial army and had a powerful backing.
McHallwell's rank of lieutenant general was solely due to his soul power level of over seventy and his noble title of marquis.
Furthermore, at that time, many noble lords were unwilling to come because they felt the border conditions were poor.
McHall got lucky.
"You must be Major General Bai Ran, sent by the Empire. It's a pleasure to meet you."
As the saying goes, one cannot hit a smiling face.
Bai Ran temporarily suppressed the urge to break off relations and directly attack the other party.
Bai Ran: I'm not sure which faction this person belongs to. If he's an old comrade of Uncle Feng, it would be awkward to take action. Low probability doesn't mean no probability; we can't wait for the formula to be used.
……
After entering the manor
As a long-established nobleman in Tiandou City, McHale naturally had a fondness for drinking tea.
There was still quite some time before the banquet officially began.
"Young friend, I recently acquired a batch of royal tribute tea, but I'm unsure of its authenticity. You've come from Tiandou City, so you must have tasted quite a bit. Why don't you help me evaluate it?"
To shorten the distance, the way they addressed each other was changed to "little friend".
However, it's clear that Bai Ran isn't buying it.
"Lieutenant General Howell, I don't like drinking tea."
As mentioned before, Bai Ran doesn't like drinking tea.
I think that stuff is not as good as piggy milk tea.
It can only be said that tea was something that upper-class nobles, who were living too comfortably, created to show off their status and taste when they had nothing better to do.
"No problem, besides tea, I also have local specialty fruit drinks here, you should definitely try them."
As he spoke, McHale clapped his hands, signaling the maid to bring the food over.
……
A girl dressed as a schoolgirl came up carrying a tea set.
However, when passing by Bai Ran,
For some unknown reason, the female student suddenly fell down.
The tea set was all smashed on the ground.
The splashed tea slightly dampened Bai Ran's trouser legs.
"You good-for-nothing! This is my master's most beloved tea set, and you actually broke it! Outrageous! Guards, take it away..."
After seeing the girl spill the tea set,
McHall first flew into a rage, then reached out to slap the maid across the face.
Just as they were about to continue fighting,
McHall couldn't help but glance at Bai Ran.
But they found that the boy was sitting in his seat, showing no sign of wanting to get involved.
McHall: Hey, why is this different from the script I had in mind? I mean, these impulsive young people love the hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress thing, so why isn't he doing anything?
In response, Bai Ran said: Having already been betrayed once and witnessed the ability of my friends to love others, I have come to understand one thing—let go of the desire to help others and respect the fate of others.
"Master, I was wrong. Please don't send Hua Hua away."
Hua Hua has a sick mother and a younger brother who is still in school; she can't afford to lose this job.
To be fair, this maid is quite the actress.
Seeing that there was a problem with the script, she quickly added scenes for herself, trying to create a tragic female lead image so that the young officer would feel sympathy for her.
"Go and apologize to my young friend Bai Ran."
Look at how clumsy you are! You even managed to get my young friend's pants legs wet.
Go wipe him clean—no, lick him clean.
To be honest, that little bit of tea that splashed on Bai Ran's trouser leg would probably dry on its own in a little while.
"No need."
Upon seeing this maidservant actually crawling on the ground like a dog, trying to lick the tea stains off Bai Ran's trousers with her tongue, they were astonished.
Bai Ran felt a wave of nausea involuntarily wash over her.
"The flowers also need to be wiped clean for the guests."
Perhaps sensing the guest's "shyness" and inability to accept such perverse pleasures enjoyed by aristocratic gentlemen.
The maid Hua Hua took out a clean handkerchief with a girlish fragrance, placed it on Bai Ran's trousers, and slowly began to wipe him.
(End of this chapter)