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Two breathtakingly vibrant and alluring sights brazenly dominated every inch of his vision, trembling and swaying incessantly before his eyes and nose...
intelligence?
The words on the intelligence report were already obscured by those two swaying, snowy waves!
"..."
Can't we just look at the intelligence in peace?!
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Chapter Fifteen: New Intelligence – Time to Snag a Loot!
Crash-!
After waiting for two incredibly sexy beauties with extremely low "boundaries" to finish showering.
Li Pu finally had some long-awaited time alone in the bathroom!
You can't just barge in while I'm taking a shower!
It's a good opportunity to wash away yesterday's filth.
But to be fair, a woman's bathwater is so hot it could kill a pig!
He couldn't help but wonder, were these two women blanching in water?
That's it,
Tifa and the White Queen repeatedly told him not to adjust the water temperature.
Transfer it!
If we don't adjust it, won't we be scalded to death by this little laborer?!
But the adjustment handle of this old water heater...
Turn it one degree to the left and it can be used to make steel! Turn it one degree to the right and it can be used to make frost!
It's even harder to control than love!
Just as he was battling the water temperature, a mechanical notification sound suddenly rang in his ears:
[Gain new skills]
[Precision Control lv.0 (Beginner): You are attempting to operate a "precision instrument" and have gained relevant skills and experience.]
"..."
This isn't cheating!
This is well-deserved!
Now, he finally adjusted the water temperature and, enjoying a comfortable bath, began to check the latest intelligence.
[Daily intelligence has been updated.]
[Current intelligence clearance: Level D.]
A message has arrived from the distant sea of flowers...
"A sea of flowers? Red!"
"It's so long!"
[Red Rank D! You and Tifa have decided to participate in the upcoming "Rank 9 Cleaner" trial and have obtained information—]
The task of this trial is to thoroughly investigate and clean up all unknown contamination within the R-zone resort hotel.
Since you fled yesterday, the pollution centered on the hotel has continued to expand, and has now spread to the vicinity of River Valley Town.
For reasons unknown, the leaders of the various districts of Eagle City are finding this unknown threat difficult to handle and have internally raised its disaster level from C to the highest level, S.
They decided to make use of the "waste" and use the "mice" with dreams as guinea pigs.
Each group of "rats" participating in the trial will be forced to wear a bomb collar that cannot be removed.
The bomb detonator was in the hands of the "overseer" who had entered the hotel with him.
Li Pu frowned as he watched. "That's ruthless."
The highest level of pollution is Class S.
Let the lowest-ranking ninth-level people, no, those who are not ninth-level, risk their lives to fill the gaps...
Investigating means death, not investigating and running away also means death.
He continued to look down, searching for a turning point.
There's a new development in the intelligence.
[Since you have already unlocked the hotel's red intelligence and successfully escaped, you will receive three additional intelligence tips as compensation.]
[Compensation Hint 1: Locate the three stargazers on the fifth, eighth, and tenth floors of the hotel.]
[Compensation Tip 2: Dongzhou's poem "The Short Day"]
[Compensation Tip 3: After all monsters in the hotel undergo severe mutation again...]
Their tightly closed eyes are their only Achilles' heel.
Once you lure it to open its eyes, you can easily kill it.
This feels a bit like a walkthrough guide, doesn't it?
"The Day Is Too Short"?
Flying light, flying light...
I'll ask the White Queen later and use her terminal to check the information. Hopefully, it's the same poem I remember.
Having learned some of the hotel's secrets, he felt more confident and continued reading.
[A message came from the falling petals...]
[Blue Rank D: You and Tifa have decided to participate in the upcoming "Rank 9 Cleaner" trial and have obtained information—]
In the underground black market of River Valley Town, there is a catgirl who sets up a stall in the northwest corner to sell stolen goods.
Claim that your master is Chun-Li, then choose and buy an item from the stall. You will randomly receive a high-quality item and the method to unlock the neck bomb in the trial.
Li Pu's mouth twisted into a smirk.
Here it comes, here it comes, the classic bargain-hunting moment!
If you have a cheat and don't take advantage of it, then you've wasted your time using it!
It starts with a strategy guide and a high-quality item, and it even defuses the neck bomb.
D-rank is much stronger than E-rank! It was worth risking anemia to upgrade.
These two intelligence reports, one red and one blue, are like winning the grand prize.
He didn't think much about Chun-Li's situation, only assuming that she was probably just popular.
After all, the first thing they saw was her teaching the thugs a lesson.
Never mind, let's see if the remaining two scandalous secrets bring any surprises.
[Pink Rank D: You spent a night with the White Queen, the "Otherworldly Witch," in her bedroom and obtained a risqué secret—]
The White Queen is in a great mood today because she got your first kiss, so she can grant you any request except for sleeping together.
"It's okay, if I lose my first kiss today, I'll have another one tomorrow. My first kiss is refreshed every day!"
He considered it for a moment and decided that when he went to the black market, he would ask the White Queen to help him buy a "cell phone" terminal like the one she had.
...It feels like I've gone back to junior high school, begging my parents to buy me a cell phone.
The second scandalous secret.
[Pink D-rank: You arrived in River Valley Town, R District yesterday and obtained a pink-themed secret—]
If needed, you may enter Apartment 91.
"..."
"Mr. Li from '91,' right?"
With two beautiful women at home, why is he going out to find used and dissolute women to mess around with?
Divine gold...
The second scandalous secret is now useless; it's a waste of an intelligence slot.
It seems that not all scandalous secrets are helpful to me...
"Knock, knock, knock." A knocking sound came from the bathroom door.
"Are you done showering? It's been half an hour, time to eat!" It was Tifa.
He quickly replied, "Hey, I know, I know, what's the rush?"
After hastily wiping his little horse body clean, he struck a pose in front of the dressing mirror, showing off his muscles, and was quite satisfied.
Only then did he put on his original clothes and walk refreshed to the door of the washroom.
Although the information was rather vague, he was in a great mood because he had found solutions to all the difficulties.
As I pushed open the door, I suddenly felt a surge of interest and jumped up, wanting to touch the high door frame with my hand.
Hmm, I didn't feel it...
Hmph, what a slutty door frame!
The door frame is so flashy!
Sooner or later I'll use my big hands to thrust into you hard! To touch you!
It'll make your frame rattle when you touch it!
I strolled along the path to the dining table in the living room.
At this moment, the White Queen held a slice of bread in one hand and a terminal in the other, checking the report documents that Chun-Li had prepared yesterday, as well as the latest official announcement from Eagle City on the terminal.
However, she was unaware that the hotel's threat level had been internally raised from C to S.
It was the fact that the hotel had been turned into a training ground that made her clearly feel something was wrong!
Her brows furrowed and relaxed at times, her facial expressions as unpredictable as the weather in June, making it impossible to guess what she was thinking.
The White Queen, seated in the main seat, already possessed an aura that was impossible to ignore. Now, as she was about to make an important decision, this aura of authority became even more pronounced.
Even Tifa sensed the heavy atmosphere in the air and couldn't help but tense up. She lowered her head and rubbed her two fingers together like peeling a bamboo shoot, changing her position every now and then, unable to calm down.
Clearly, he had a premonition that what the White Queen was about to announce might not be good news, so he couldn't help but feel a bit uneasy and worried.
There must have been a problem with the cleaning staff's testing...
Li Pu knew what the White Queen was worried about; the intelligence had already told him everything.
He picked up a piece of dry bread and, imitating what he saw in foreign movies and TV series, spread some butter on it in a very professional manner.
Hmm, the bun isn't very tasty.
The White Queen's lips moved, as if she wanted to voice her hesitation. She glanced at the two of them, then finally sighed.
"How about... we skip this ninth-tier test? I'll do my best to protect you all before the next round of tests begins."
"Go! Why wouldn't you go? With me here, you can slaughter everyone!"
With intelligence in hand, isn't the hotel just a backyard?
He blinked his big, bright eyes, looking eager to try.
The White Queen was momentarily stunned. She had been secretly blaming herself for being such an incompetent mother, unable to even protect her own child, but now she was both amused and exasperated by Little Li Pu's antics.
Li Pu raised an eyebrow:
"Do not believe?"
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