novelhk Chapter 335 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (5)
Chapter 335 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (5)
The emperor dared not come openly, fearing retaliation.
So he secretly sent top imperial guards to assassinate Su Dingding.
He didn't sleep all night, watching helplessly as large sections of the newly repaired tiles in the palace fell off again, and the assassins he had sent out fell haphazardly down.
They were all seriously injured, lying on the ground groaning in pain.
The guards protecting the emperor outside rushed in upon hearing the commotion, and they were all startled.
By the time they leaped onto the roof, they were nowhere to be seen.
The emperor lay weak and helpless on his dragon bed, trembling.
"emperor……"
The experts wanted to get up and apologize, but unfortunately they really couldn't get up.
The head of the guards protecting the emperor clasped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, it is likely that Princess Qi is not an individual, but rather a large organization, and one with countless experts..."
Assassin organization?
The emperor swallowed hard, his face turning even uglier.
The imperial guards lying on the ground stretched out their trembling little hands, wanting to tell them that Princess Qi was really just one person!
They were crippled by her. If you have to say she has an organization, then there's a mad dog by her side!
The dozen or so people were tied together with rope by Princess Qi, and then carried to the palace.
Of course, no one would believe such a thing; even those who experienced it firsthand thought it was a nightmare.
After all, these people together weigh over a thousand pounds!
"Drag them all out and give them a proper burial!" The Emperor looked at these half-dead imperial guards, his mood becoming even more depressed.
"emperor……"
The imperial guards are all suicide squads; their fate was already known after this mission failed.
So when they heard the emperor say this, they didn't struggle at all and accepted it gladly.
Su Dingding never expected that the people she had painstakingly sent back would all be killed!
It seems this tyrant needs to be eliminated as soon as possible.
"Gangzi, do you have a suitable candidate for monarch?" Su Dingding asked.
Gangzi searched for information, but there really wasn't any available at the moment.
The current emperor only has one brother, Prince Qi, who is already dead.
He originally had four princes, but the eldest of them all died before the age of five. Now he only has a four-year-old princess named Linglong.
[Host, how do I look?] Gangzi stood up, raising his dog head high.
The words "mad dog" are brightly displayed above the dog's head.
Su Dingding looked at Gangzi with doting eyes. He wanted to be the emperor, but he should at least be a decent human being first.
"You damned emperor!"
Gangzi looked surprised. What was the host laughing about?
It's not imposing enough, nor is it handsome enough!
When it realized what was going on, it burst into laughter and danced a little "woof dance" to ease the awkwardness.
"Gangzi, what do you think of that Princess Linglong?" Su Dingding even started dancing the tango with Gangzi.
[According to records, Princess Linglong's mother was Consort Yi, the woman Prince Qi favored, but the Emperor had banished her and Princess Linglong to the Cold Palace.] Gangzi replied, [This little princess is doing quite well in the Cold Palace. Her mother is kind-hearted and has raised her very well. Although she is only four years old, she has already memorized the *Three Character Classic*, *Standards for Being a Good Student and Child*, and *Hundred Family Surnames*.]
"Very smart. We can train it before it grows up ugly." Su Dingding grabbed Gangzi's paw and then realized that it had been playing music at some point.
"So, the host wants to cultivate an empress?" Gangzi asked.
Su Dingding hugged Gangzi and bent over backwards, nodding and saying, "It's not impossible, but the current emperor is really not good, I don't like him."
【clear!】
As the music ended, a maidservant pushed open the door to the room. "Your Highness, dinner is ready."
Behind them were a dozen or so servants carrying dishes, who all inadvertently spotted Su Dingding dancing with the dogs.
Gangzi grinned sheepishly, which startled the maid into letting out a scream.
The others also trembled on the spot, unable to remain calm, and stubbornly refused to drop the food in their hands.
Su Dingding sat upright on the stool and waved his hand, "Serve the food!"
Everyone held their breath and shuffled in with their legs barely obeying them.
A dozen or so dishes were laid out on the table. Su Dingding told them all to leave and close the door.
Then, the man and the dog began to feast.
Now that the Emperor's decree has been issued, Yuncheng in Jiangnan is now her territory.
Of course, on the surface, it was the fiefdom of Prince Qi.
The reason for choosing Yuncheng is that it has a spring-like climate all year round and picturesque scenery.
Most importantly, there are many delicious foods and you can also soak in hot springs.
They sent people ahead of time to clean the house and renovate it according to Su Dingding's design.
Before moving, she visited the Cold Palace.
Consort Yi is teaching Princess Linglong to read.
Although the entire Cold Palace was deserted, it was well managed by Consort Yi.
Su Dingding was quite satisfied; it looked pretty good.
She then met the Emperor and it was time to send him on his way.
"Tyrant, I'm coming!"
The emperor panicked when he heard Su Dingding's voice.
"Princess Consort Qi," the Emperor said respectfully, "what is it that you've come to see me this time?"
"If I want your life, will you give it to me or not?" Su Dingding suddenly asked.
The Emperor was taken aback, his face turning ashen. "Princess Consort Qi, you must be joking. How can you so easily give up my life..."
"You have to give it to me whether you want to or not, I'm determined to have it!" Su Dingding said, then plopped down on the dragon bed.
Gangzi appeared, shaking his head, and pounced on the Emperor.
"No!" The Emperor, covered in cold sweat, shouted to Su Dingding, pleading for his life. "Princess Consort Qi, whatever you want, I will give you. Spare my life! I cannot die!"
"Enough with the nonsense!"
Seeing Gangzi open his blood-red mouth, he stared in horror, his eyes widened, and he died of fright.
"No fun, a cowardly tyrant!" Su Dingding shook his head.
Gangzi also felt there was no challenge at all. He was supposed to be the ruler of a country, but he scared himself to death before he even took a bite.
"Gangzi, now send the news of the Emperor's death to all the ministers in the court through a dream, and make it clear that Princess Linglong is the chosen one, so that they can welcome the Empress to the throne!"
Not only that, but to avoid trouble, Su Dingding also appeared in Consort Yi's dream.
Even some officials and representatives of the people across the country accepted the dream that Princess Linglong was the chosen one.
For a time, the whole country was discussing this matter.
Since everyone had dreamed about it, they trusted each other and had no doubts.
The emperor suddenly passed away, and he had no sons. Princess Linglong was his only bloodline.
Although she is a girl, with God's blessing, the country will surely enjoy favorable weather and abundant harvests, and the people will live in peace and prosperity.
On the day Princess Linglong ascended the throne, Su Dingding moved house.
Although she had stored most of her jewelry and gold in the system space, she still carried many items with her.
The group headed south in a grand procession.
Su Dingding wasn't in a hurry along the way, playing as she went.
Moving house like a leisurely trip is so enjoyable!
The carriage moved slowly as Su Dingding closed her eyes to rest. Suddenly, the procession stopped.
"Halt! If you're passing through my territory, leave your toll!"
Su Dingding yawned, feeling bored, when he was suddenly robbed.
I'm so lucky!