novelhk Chapter 371: The male protagonist of this soul-swap story is quite rebellious.
Chapter 371: The male protagonist of this soul-swap story is quite rebellious.
This time, it was He Chengyi who was struck by lightning.
You said I smell bad?!
He had been holding Yun Qing tightly, but now he slowly let go of her, silently shrinking to the car door, hugging his pitiful self in self-pity, and choking out, "I don't smell bad! Ambergris smells good! I smell good too!"
"I knew it. Ever since you found out that whale poop is called ambergris, you've been disgusted with me."
"Why associate ambergris with poop? That's so unfair to dragons..."
Yun Qing: ? ? ?
What does your fragrance or stench have to do with ambergris? And what does it have to do with whale poop?
Do you think you're a dragon?
Alright... a dragon among men.
Assistant Lin silently raised the barrier. Less looking, less listening, and you'll live longer!
He Chengyi suddenly frowned and fell silent.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Yun Qing was about to coax him.
Suddenly, as if struck by a sudden thought, he sat up straight, snuggled closer, and, his self-consciousness vanished, proudly declared, "I don't smell bad! I smell like Qingqing, I'm fragrant!"
As he spoke, he suddenly grabbed Yun Qing by the back of the head, pulled her into his arms, and made her smell him.
Yun Qing, who was being suffocated: ...
Yun Qing punched him twice on the back, trying to get him to let go, but He Chengyi responded in a tone as if the sky had fallen, "You hit me?"
Yun Qing: ...
She simply opened her mouth and kissed him.
He Chengyi immediately pulled her out of his arms, looking at her with bright eyes, "Qingqing, do you want to cultivate together?"
Yun Qing wondered if he had watched too many fantasy dramas, with his constant talk of ascension and dual cultivation. She wondered if he was going to drag her to the rooftop to undergo tribulation later.
Seeing that she didn't speak, He Chengyi took it as her consent and raised his hand to unbutton and take off his clothes.
Yun Qing hurriedly and frantically pressed his hands down, "Don't take them off!"
He Chengyi was extremely aggrieved, "You don't love me anymore, do you? You started this relationship and then abandoned me!"
Yun Qing gave him a fierce smack, then threatened him, "If you keep causing trouble, I'll dump you on the side of the road!"
Before He Chengyi could speak, she pinched his face, saying, "Don't be upset."
Then she rubbed his skin again and coaxed him, "Sweetie, close your eyes and go to sleep!"
She deftly wrapped He Chengyi's arm around her waist and pressed his head against her shoulder, saying, "Be good."
He Chengyi obediently held her, closed his eyes, but showed no sign of wanting to sleep, rubbing his head against her neck, "Qingqing... Qingqing..."
Yun Qing, feeling soft-hearted, reached out and patted his head, coaxing, "Alright, I don't want to lose you, go to sleep."
He Chengyi was appeased and stopped causing trouble, but no one knew how he had so much energy. He drank so much alcohol and made a fuss for so long, yet he wasn't sleepy at all.
He rested his head quietly on Yun Qing's shoulder, gazing intently at her.
Although he didn't say a word, his favoritism was very obvious.
After being stared at by him for a while, Yun Qing couldn't help but say, "I want to discuss something with you."
He Chengyi blinked and gave a somewhat slow "hmm".
"I'll kiss you, but you're not allowed to take off your clothes."
He Chengyi took a moment to react, then understood, and reached out to turn her face and kiss her.
When they arrived home and parked, Yunqing was still hurriedly buttoning his shirt.
He Chengyi was smart this time. He stared at her and said innocently, "Qingqing, you unbuttoned the buttons."
Yun Qing said guiltily, "I only unbuttoned your clothes, I didn't take them off!"
"But you touched me."
As he spoke, he gestured with his hand, running his fingers down from his lips.
Yun Qing pressed down on his hand and argued, "It was clearly you who bit my finger!"
"You touched me."
"I didn't touch it that far."
"You touched me."
I only touched it for a moment.
"You touched me."
Yun Qing: ...
She resignedly said, "So what if I touched you? Does that mean I can't be touched anymore?"
He Chengyi instantly became obedient, "Let me touch you."
As he spoke, he went to unbutton his own clothes.
Yun Qing quickly slapped his hand away, "Hey! Don't mess around, I just finished buttoning it."
The car had been stopped for a while, and Yun Qing was afraid that Lin Xu would suddenly open the car door.
However, Assistant Lin lived up to his reputation as Assistant Lin, being exceptionally considerate. He didn't even get out of the car, but patiently waited.
He only got out of the car quickly to help the person after the back door opened.
Yun Qing checked the time and, remembering that she would be continuing the live stream soon, thought of leaving He Chengyi with Lin Xu, but He Chengyi absolutely refused.
Yun Qing was held tightly by him, her face full of headache. "I really didn't abandon you. I was just afraid you wouldn't be able to face anyone when you sobered up!"
It's a live stream! If you take off your clothes later, then... I'll be at a huge loss!
After a long struggle, He Chengyi still wouldn't let go.
Yunqing fully understood just how difficult it was to massage, as her sister had said, even more difficult than massaging a pig during the Lunar New Year.
Seeing that he couldn't pull the people apart, and fearing that He Chengyi might threaten to commit suicide to be with his wife again, Lin Xu advised, "Madam, why don't you take President He with you? Anyway, you've already made your relationship official, and he listens to you more."
Yun Qing thought for a moment and then gave up struggling. "Okay, okay, I'll take you home, but you have to promise me you'll behave and not cause trouble, otherwise Lin Xu will take you away and you won't be able to see me again."
He Chengyi then let go of her, took her hand, and muttered something under his breath.
Upon closer listening, Lin Xu realized that what he was saying was, "Lin Xu, you treacherous dog... I'll exterminate your entire family..."
Lin Xu: ...I'm just trying to earn a meager living, and you're going to drag my entire family down with me?
Yun Qing quickly tugged at He Chengyi, "Don't talk nonsense. Assistant Lin is your most trusted assistant. He's always been by your side. Even if he hasn't done anything outstanding, he's certainly put in a lot of hard work."
He Chengyi took a moment to react, then suddenly realized, "Little Lin!"
Lin Xu: ...Being childless and without descendants isn't much better.
Yun Qing simply covered He Chengyi's mouth and said apologetically to Lin Xu, "Assistant Lin, he's drunk and confused, please don't mind him."
Lin Xu tentatively asked, "Madam, what about the year-end bonus..."
"Have him double it for you."
"Alright! Respectfully seeing off the Emperor and Empress..."
That drawn-out tone really did have a bit of Xiao Linzi's style.
Yun Qing: ...
After seeing He Chengyi off, Lin Xugong still helped him to Yun Qing's door before turning to leave.
Just as Yun Qing opened the door, the live stream restarted.
The viewers in the live stream waited a while before they saw Yun Qing helping the swaying He Chengyi walk in.
[Ahhhhhh, this is the perfect wedding couple!]
Is Mr. He drunk?
[It's good to be drunk! Things get chaotic when you're drunk...hehehehehehe...]
[President He looks so well-behaved when he's drunk! He keeps staring at Sister Song, his eyes are practically drooling.]
[With blurred vision and irresistible allure, Sister Song, why don't you pounce on me?! I hate how dense you are!]
Yun Qing helped He Chengyi sit down on the sofa. "Sit here quietly, I'll go make you a cup of honey water."
He Chengyi nodded, appearing very obedient.
As soon as Yun Qing stepped into the kitchen, he staggered in after her.
Yun Qing was looking down and scooping honey with a spoon.
He staggered closer, reached out and hugged her from behind, then lowered his head and kissed the back of her fair neck.
【Ah ...
[Who understands! I actually blushed while watching! It was just a kiss on the back of the neck, why did it look so sensual? What kind of strange chemistry is between President He and Sister Song?]
Is it possible that the reason he appears so alluring is because President He is genuinely suppressing his intense desires?
[Yes, yes, yes! Although President He looks so well-behaved now, his eyes are very aggressive, yet restrained, which is incredibly alluring.]
I think it's because Sister Song and President He are together that I feel this way. Just imagine, if you replaced Sister Song with Wen Yu...
[Hey... Don't tarnish my reputation, Mr. He, and don't disgust me!]
Upon seeing this comment, Wen Yu was so angry that she smashed her phone.
[System! I'm going to be on a variety show tomorrow, can't you please let my face recover ahead of time?]