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How could he kill him with his own hands?
"Although it might have been just an unintentional accident that he himself hadn't anticipated..."
"but……"
Yukino Yukinoshita's face was also filled with confusion and bewilderment. She couldn't understand why, after experiencing so much.
The partners who finally became true friends will eventually face such a dark and humorous, worst possible ending.
"……ha."
"So."
"The so-called 'bonds' and 'friendships' between people are so fragile, ridiculous, and easily broken."
"One second you could be my best 'friend' who would go to great lengths for you."
"And the next second you might become the most ruthless 'murderer' who personally sends you into endless hell."
"It's...what a perfect example of ironic, dark humor."
Hachiman Hikigaya revealed an expression filled with mockery and endless sorrow, as if he had long foreseen that all beautiful things would inevitably lead to destruction, an expression brimming with despair.
However, after being compressed into a paper-thin shape, Bald Qiang floated in the air for a while before returning to normal!
The world of "Blade"
"……recover……"
"Restored to normal?"
"After being crushed into a sheet by that mountain-like road roller, with even the bones and internal organs completely turned into paper..."
"It can even inflate like a balloon, 'whoosh,' and then it's back up again?"
"This……"
"This is no longer a phenomenon that can be explained by 'martial arts' or 'biology', is it?"
Baki Hanma's face was filled with an extreme, unprecedented, astonished expression, as if he had seen a real 'god' with his own eyes.
"..."
"Can't be killed."
"Even a missile powerful enough to destroy a small town."
"Or ten bolts of heavenly lightning powerful enough to tear the sky apart."
"Or perhaps it's this kind of absolute, pure physical destruction that can completely crush three-dimensional beings into two-dimensional ones..."
"No matter what, we can't kill him..."
"Humph……"
"Hahahaha..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Invincible?"
"'The strongest creature on earth'?"
"Really..."
"What a ridiculous, self-deceiving, and foolish title..."
On Yujiro Hanma's face, which was always filled with absolute confidence and the word "strongest," a look appeared—a look of utter defiance when facing a truly "immortal" being whom he could never kill no matter what means he used.
That unique expression, filled with shock, absurdity, and a hint of 'fear' that even he himself absolutely refused to admit.
His perfectly sculpted, almost superhuman back muscles involuntarily broke out in a fine, cold sweat.
The 98th exposé reveals Pleasant Goat's best friend, Big Bad Wolf.
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The world of My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected
"……what?"
"Alive?"
"After being compressed into a thin sheet of paper, it floated in the sky and swayed for a while."
"And then you were back to normal, alive and well?"
"...I give up."
"I have given up completely."
"I no longer want to use my pathetic, limited, mortal logic to analyze this buggy, absurd world."
"I never want to analyze that immortal man, Bald Qiang, again, who is even more bugged than the bug itself."
As Hachiman Hikigaya gazed at the fantastical, utterly illogical scene of resurrection against the sky, he wore an expression of utter despair, numbness, as if he had completely given up on thinking.
"……impossible……"
How can utterly shattered cellular tissue be reconstructed in an instant?
"How did those broken, irreparable DNA molecular chains manage to perfectly self-repair without any external intervention?"
"This...this is no longer science as we understand it."
"This is...this is 'theology'."
Even Yukino Yukinoshita's usually cold and rational face showed the same expression, full of shock and confusion.
"what."
"Great."
"Mr. Baldy, he's not dead." (330)
"I knew it."
"He's so capable, he'll definitely be fine."
Yui Yuigahama revealed a warm expression filled with pure joy and tears of happiness.
...
The World of Boonie Bears - Security Department
"...General...Director..."
"He...he's come back to life again..."
Inside the command center, a young police officer looked up at the sky, his expression a mixture of relief at surviving a close call and deep awe for Bald Qiang, who seemed almost godlike and immortal.
"……yes."
"He came back to life."
The young chief inspector looked at the screen, at Bald Qiang, who seemed to have simply stretched and easily returned from a two-dimensional paper figure to a three-dimensional, living human form.
He revealed an extremely complex expression, filled with shock, understanding, and deep self-mockery regarding all his previous judgments.
"The missile couldn't kill him."
"He won't be killed by lightning."
"The chain reaction of dozens of grenades would not kill him either."
"Even if he were completely crushed into a piece of paper by a road roller the size of a small mountain, he... still wouldn't die."
"I understand."
"I finally understand completely."
"That Mr. Li who has always been hiding behind the scenes."
"And that so-called 'best friend' of his, whom I always thought I was 'protecting'..."
"We were wrong from the very beginning."
“We are not protecting him at all.”
"A truly 'invincible' being who, no matter what kind of destructive damage he suffers, will never die..."
“We don’t need any form of protection from us, these insignificant mortals.”
"He is the one who is the most hidden, the strongest, the true 'god'."
(I'll write about Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf for a while. In the meantime, I'll watch Reverse Time and Reboot the Future. I'll write about how the Light Force can defeat the Time Devourer later.)
[Pleasant Goat's best friend, Big Bad Wolf, has been exposed!]
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"Eh?"
"'Pleasant Goat'?"
"'Grey Wolf'?"
"This...this is...a completely new story?"
"These two newly appeared names don't seem to be the same as the previous one, which was full of creatures from the 'Bear Ridge' world, where all sorts of 'gods and immortals are fighting'."
Yui Yuigahama looked at the two brand-new names on the sky, names that were full of fairytale charm, and showed an expression full of curiosity.
"what……"
"Have you finally finished telling that story of the invincible, god-like lumberjack?"
"However, this new title is quite interesting."
"'Pleasant Goat,' judging from the name, it should be a purely herbivorous animal with no aggressiveness, right?"
"And that 'Grey Wolf' is undoubtedly a ferocious carnivore at the top of the food chain."
"Herbivores and carnivores, actually 'best friends'?"
Hachiman Hikigaya gave a helpless, deadpan expression that seemed to say, "What kind of absurd setting is this?"
"……Yes."
"From the most basic biological perspective, 'sheep' and 'wolves' are natural enemies, located at opposite ends of the food chain."
Yukino Yukinoshita revealed a cold, analytical expression.
"The sky directly defines them, two species that are so incompatible, as 'best friends'."
"The contradictions inherent in this and the stories behind them."
"It's probably not much worse than the previous story of the 'heinous lumberjack' and the 'powerful chief inspector'."
She also developed a tiny, albeit insignificant, interest in this entirely new story, which was also full of contradictions and mysteries.
...
The World of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf
“…Wh…what?”
"I am not wrong, right?"
"The sky says... Pleasant Goat's... best friend?"
"Is this my great King Grey Wolf?"
Inside the Wolf Castle, Grey Wolf, who was engrossed in researching his latest sheep-catching weapon, looked at the title on the sky that was enough to overturn his entire wolf life and revealed an expression full of extreme shock.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"What a joke."
"My great, intelligent, and invincible King Grey Wolf."
"How could I possibly be with that one? I wish I could grab it right now, put it in my wife's frying pan, and boil it thoroughly. That damned, cunning little lamb that I ate."
"Become some kind of bullshit 'best friend'?"
"This canopy must be broken."