novelhk Chapter 300 The Shocking Warring States Period: The Holy Land Has Been Invaded Again?!
Chapter 300 The Shocking Warring States Period: The Holy Land Has Been Invaded Again?!
Chapter 300 The Shocking Warring States Period: The Holy Land Has Been Invaded Again?!
"Phew~"
"Phew~"
Borsalino blew on the steam rising from his teacup, took a sip, and then looked at Sengoku with a smile, saying, "Mr. Sengoku, your tea tastes really good!"
"It's a special supply for the Marshal, so of course it tastes great," said Sengoku.
"Marshal's Special Supply 1"
Borsalino paused for a moment, then laughed and said, "Then I'm in for a treat!"
I never imagined that a naval admiral like him would one day drink this kind of tea.
"Hahaha, this is definitely good stuff!" Garp laughed loudly. "Then I'll take it!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
As they were talking, Garp reached out his large hand to take Sengoku's tea, box and all, but Sengoku blocked his way halfway.
"You bastard, you're trying to steal my tea again!" Sengoku roared, opening his shark-like mouth. "This is the last box!"
Whether we'll have a chance to get our hands on this kind of tea again is another question, and this bastard still wants to take it... He's such a jerk!
"So what?"
Garp picked his nose and said, "Isn't tea meant to be drunk?"
Warring States Period: ? ? ?
The feelings aren't his, so he doesn't care, right?
Thinking of this, Sengoku's face immediately bulged with veins, and then he punched Garp.
"bump!"
Garp, who had been punched, was embedded in the sofa.
Garp: ? ? ?
Garp looked at Sengoku with a puzzled expression. Why did this guy suddenly start attacking?
It wasn't like this before.
"I've already submitted my application to resign as marshal, so there's no need for me to keep up appearances anymore," Sengoku snorted. "If you try to steal from me again, I'll beat you up!"
Garp paused for a moment after hearing this, then grinned and said, "Hey, that's more like it."
Then, the old man jumped out of the sofa and immediately pounced on Sengoku.
And just like that, the two old men, whose combined age was over a hundred, started fighting in the office, leaving Borsalino completely dumbfounded.
Borsalino: ...
Should he leave now?
Just then, the Den Den Mushi on the table suddenly rang.
"Pineapple pineapple pineapple~"
"Pineapple pineapple pineapple~"
"Pineapple pineapple pineapple~"
"A Den Den Mushi?"
Sengoku, who had just been punched by Garp, glanced at the table and muttered, "Who would call me at a time like this?"
"Could it be the notification of his resignation as marshal?"
After casually shoving Garp aside, Sengoku got up and walked towards the Den Den Mushi.
"Kaka."
"I am Sengoku," Sengoku said solemnly.
"Pfft~"
Seeing Sengoku, who was still trying to maintain a serious demeanor despite having a black eye from being punched in the left eye, Garp couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The Five Elders: ? ? ?
What the heck?
Did someone just laugh?
Sengoku immediately glared at Garp, signaling the bastard to be quiet or he'd be in trouble.
"Who's with you?" Satan asked, frowning.
"It's Garp and Borsalino."
"Them...:::"
Upon hearing that Garp was involved, Satan's eyelids twitched involuntarily.
However, he didn't say much, which was a way of giving face to the soon-to-retire marshal, Sengoku.
Seeing that Saint Satan did not speak, Saint Pitt said, "Has Borsalino's injury healed?"
"It's all settled now," Sengoku said.
With his monstrous physique, Borsalino should have enough time to recover in about ten days.
"Let Borsalino come to the Holy Land."
"I'm going to the Holy Land?"
Borsalino paused for a moment, then asked in surprise, "What happened there?"
Now is not the time for a world conference, so why send him to the Holy Land?
"The Blood-Eyed Ninja invaded Mary Geoise, killed several Celestial Dragons, and then released the slaves," said Saint Pitt. "Therefore, we need an admiral-level force to suppress him."
Hearing Pitsaur's words, the three people present all showed surprise, clearly not expecting the Blood-Eyed Ninja to dare to do such a thing.
This isn't just audacious; it's tantamount to tearing the sky apart!
but...
"Why does it feel so good?" Garp wondered to himself.
Upon hearing the news that several trash had been killed, Garp could hardly contain his expression.
Seeing that Garp was about to burst out laughing again, Sengoku turned around and stepped on Garp's foot, then covered Garp's mouth to prevent him from shouting.
After finishing this task, Sengoku said, "That Blood-Eyed Ninja dared to do something so audacious; he must be eliminated!"
"Yes, we must take him down."
Piet Saint was very satisfied with Sengoku's reaction; this was exactly what a qualified marshal should say.
Then he said, "Oh right, is Aokiji here? Let him come along too."
"Aokiji has gone out on a mission and won't be back for a while," Sengoku said.
"Of all times, he had to go on a mission..."
Pittor Saint felt a bit of a headache. What kind of mission was he going out to carry out at this time?
But when he thought about the current situation of the three generals, he couldn't say anything more.
After all... just a few days ago, only Admiral Aokiji was able to move around, so it's normal for him to be on a mission.
"Then let it be."
Piet Saint stopped abruptly before he could finish speaking, because he remembered that Garp had been dismissed.
Moreover, given that bastard's personality, he probably won't give them any face.
With that in mind, Piet Saint stopped mentioning Kap.
Then he said, "Let Borsalino hurry up and come to the Holy Land."
At this guy's speed, he'll arrive in Mary Geoise very soon.
When that time comes... it will be the death knell for the Blood-Eyed Ninja!!
"clear!"
"Kaka~"
Looking at the Den Den Mushi that had been disconnected, Sengoku felt a headache coming on.
Why did this have to happen at this time? Will he ever be able to retire peacefully?
After shaking his head, Sengoku looked at Borsalino and said, "Borsalino, you should set off for the Holy Land now."
"But Marshal Sengoku, my injuries haven't healed yet," Borsalino muttered, arms crossed. "Fighting a Blood-Eyed Ninja in this condition would be easy to kill me."
Sengoku remained silent upon hearing Borsalino's words, staring intently at him, making Borsalino feel uneasy.
After a moment, Sengoku said, "If you don't want to go, just call those five elders... the Five Elders."
"Here you go, a Den Den Mushi."
After saying that, Sengoku used a clever trick to flick the Den Den Mushi to the other side of the table, signaling Borsalino to call the Five Elders.
Borsalino paused for a moment when he saw the Den Den Mushi that had come to him, then stood up from the stool with a bit of annoyance and said, "What a nuisance."
Should he be allowed to tell the Five Elders something like this?
Stop joking, okay?!
Aside from getting a good scolding, there's no other possibility, so he won't go looking for trouble.
"Oh well, I'll just treat it as a business trip," Borsalino muttered to himself.
Borsalino walked outside, wanting to see what was going on.
Blood-Eyed Ninja...:
Hey, this kid is even bolder than I thought.
Perhaps as if he had thought of something, a smile flashed in Borsalino's eyes before he pushed open the door and left.
"Young people these days are really something... wow!"
Hearing the sounds coming from outside the door, Garp nodded in agreement and said, "He's right, young people these days are indeed very bold."
He dared to single-handedly storm into the holy land...::::... In all these years, he only knew two things.
One of them is Fisher Tiger of the Fishman race!
The other one is the uncrowned king, Rocks D. Giebeck!
The former stormed the Holy Land to save his fellow fish-men, while the latter wanted to overthrow the World Government and become the king of this world!
"West Flame Boy...::::.Which one are you?" Garp murmured to himself.
"That's more than just being bold."
Sengoku exclaimed, "This is utterly lawless!"
Daring to rush into a place like Mary Geoise... Doesn't that kid know what that means?
The world government is not to be trifled with!
"Could you at least try to suppress the urge to smile before you say that?" Garp said, squinting.
Upon hearing this, Sengoku instinctively wanted to laugh, but he quickly realized his mistake and forced himself to suppress it.
Then, Sengoku said, "Nonsense!"
"How could I, as the Fleet Admiral, possibly laugh out loud at a time like this?"
"I have already submitted my resignation."
"But I haven't officially stepped down!" Sengoku said. "So I'm still the Fleet Admiral!"
Garp didn't say anything, just looked at Sengoku with a smile on his face.
Sengoku, who had been stared at by Garp for a while, couldn't hold back any longer, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up.
"Damn it, why do I feel so good when I hear those Celestial Dragons getting beaten up?!" Sengoku thought to himself.
Is it because after he stopped being the Fleet Admiral, he was no longer bound by that constraint?
This feeling...this feeling is actually pretty good!
In the end, the two old men couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter right there in the office.
After laughing, Sengoku revealed a satisfied expression and said, "This kind of life is really good. No wonder you didn't want to be promoted to general."
"Hmph, I'm smart enough," Garp said smugly.
What's so great about being a general or marshal? Not only is your freedom restricted, but you also have to behave in accordance with your status. Living like that is just too boring.
So... he'd rather be a free-spirited vice admiral!
Seeing Garp's smug look, Sengoku felt a surge of anger.
He's had a good time these past few decades, while I've suffered for decades!
Noticing Sengoku's odd expression, Garp immediately said, "If you make another move, I'll turn your other eye into a panda eye too!"
"Hey, I really don't believe it."
Provoked, Sengoku rolled up his sleeves and charged at Garp, throwing a punch!
"bump!"
Garp, who got hit in the eye and got a black eye, was immediately unhappy and rolled up his sleeves to retaliate.
And so, the two old kids, without any airs, started playing ping-pong in the office, making quite a scene!
A moment later, the door was pushed open, and Vice Admiral Tsuru walked in from outside.
"Um?"
After glancing at the two people fighting on the ground, Lieutenant General Tsuru fell silent. Then she said, "No wonder there was no response to my knocking; so you two were fighting?"
Upon hearing this, Garp, who was picking Sengoku's nose on the ground, blushed and said, "You've come, Tsuru."
Listening to Garp's words, Vice Admiral Tsuru understood that the two people must have used their Observation Haki to check if it was him, which is why they continued to fight recklessly.
Then she said, "Yes, it's me."
"Shouldn't you two give up?"
"No, make him let go first!"
Sengoku, his nose stinging with tears, said, "Otherwise, I won't let go!"
"Hmph, I won't let go until he does!"
Lieutenant General Tsuru: ....
Wait, how did Sengoku become like this too?
Is it because he was relieved of his post as marshal that he has let himself go?
It really is...
With a speechless expression, Lieutenant General Tsuru walked to the side, pulled out a chair, and then calmly said, "If you two don't separate, I'll call over Fire Mountain and the rest of the crew."
Upon hearing this, Sengoku and Garp separated at lightning speed, and then each of them naturally straightened the other's clothes.
However, after looking at the Warring States period for a while, I realized something was wrong.
"You bastard, you actually smeared your snot on me?!"
Sengoku stared at Garp in disbelief. Wasn't this bastard a little too shameless?
"What are you disgusted by, your own booger?" Garp said, scoffing.
Warring States Period:
Even if it's his own, he still dislikes it.
Seeing the two old men who looked like they were about to fight again, Lieutenant General Tsuru slammed his hand on the table and said, "You two, sit down!"
"bump!"
This slap not only landed on the table, but also struck the hearts of the two old men.
"cough."
After the two old men coughed lightly, they sat down in their seats as if nothing had happened, clearly intending to pretend that nothing had just occurred.
Of course, it would be even better if there weren't any bruises on the face.
"A naval admiral and a naval hero, fighting in their office during the day..." Vice Admiral Tsuru said with a headache, "What should I say about you two?"
"He started it," Garp said, pointing at Sengoku.
Warring States Period: ? ? ?
This isn't a child complaining to a teacher; what's the point of this?
"Is that the point?" Lieutenant General Tsuru said speechlessly, "What if a young person sees this?"
"So what if you see it?"
Karp scratched his head and said, "Anyway, we're both retired now, aren't we?"
Sengoku thought for a moment and, quite unusually, agreed with Garp's words.
"reasonable."
Seeing the two old men's carefree attitude, Lieutenant General He felt somewhat helpless.
However, she soon felt a little envious, after all... living like that must be really easy!
"I wonder when I'll be able to retire..." Lieutenant General Tsuru murmured to himself.
Forget it, I'll wait until I've trained a successor before considering retirement.
Then, Vice Admiral Tsuru turned his gaze to Garp and asked, "Garp, when are you planning to take Smoker to training?"
This kid has good potential; he needs a lot of training.
At least... at least we can't let this kid continue to rely on the power of the Devil Fruit!
"How about half a month later?" Garp thought for a moment and said, "Give him another half a month to recuperate."
"Two weeks later... he won't have time to rest!"
As if he had just thought of some kind of training plan, Garp grinned.
Sengoku and Vice Admiral Tsuru exchanged a glance upon seeing this, both silently mourning for Smoker in their hearts.
They knew how terrifying Garp's training was.
I just hope that kid doesn't get trained to death.
"Oh, by the way, I just saw Borsalino leave," Vice Admiral Tsuru said. "Where did he go to do it?"
"The Holy Land has been invaded by the Blood-Eyed Ninja," Sengoku said. "So he went to support the Holy Land."
Lieutenant General Tsuru: ? ? ?
Lieutenant General Tsuru: !!!
The Holy Land has been invaded again?
Ok?
Why did she say "again"?
Perhaps as if he had thought of something, Lieutenant General Tsuru fell into deep thought.
"A blood-eyed ninja?"