novelhk Chapter 475 Hum Ha 2 Generals
Chapter 475 Hum Ha 2 Generals
Chapter 475 The Two Generals
"It's too loose! These clothes you gave me!" Ye Guyi clutched the clothes on her body, looking at Ju Zi with dissatisfaction.
Ju Zi held up a cushion-like object in one hand and stuffed it into Ye Guyi's hands, saying, "There's no other way, just bear with it. All the maids around me wear this size of clothing, and it is indeed a bit loose. Try this on, just tuck this inside your clothes."
After a while of struggling, Ye Guyi finally managed to put on the maid outfit that Ju Zi had prepared.
"Are all your maids cut from the same mold?" Ye Guyi slung the Soul Guiding Sword behind her back and used the rope attached to the scabbard to secure her clothes.
Orange waved her hand, finally indicating that the task was complete.
"If that's your question, then I can answer you. You're right. My maids are almost all cut from the same mold. Apart from their appearance, their other body measurements are very similar."
Ju Zi patted Ye Guyi on the shoulder and said, "Girl, you still need to work harder."
"Shut up!" Ye Guyi said, displeased.
"Alright, alright, my little angel, let's go. The thing that bastard fox wants to give you will probably take a while. Now put on your disguise mask," Orange said.
"Also, control your emotions. You can't have any emotions. You need to get used to it as soon as possible. After a while, when that national advisor returns, if you still can't control yourself, then you'll have to go back to the inner realm here."
Ye Guyi nodded, her expression calm, her eyes undisturbed.
If she wants to use her identity as the Orange Maid to gather information about the Holy Spirit Cult, she must first learn to disguise herself.
"Let's go, we've embarked on a road of no return." Orange touched her face to make sure the disguise mask was intact, then looked back at the office door.
Feng Shiyi was already waiting outside the door, leaning against the wall, playing with a dart in one hand.
"Can we go home now?" Feng Shi asked as he handed Ye Guyi a round, disc-shaped soul tool.
"It's still early." Orange waved her hand.
"What is this?" Ye Guyi asked.
"Your boss's 'Fox Den,' a level nine shielding soul tool, was originally a spoil of war, but it was completely modified by Xingluo later, so there's no need to worry about it being exposed," Feng Shiyi explained.
"Really? That's good. Now the next operation is more secure. Don't even think about leaving get off work," Orange said with a smile.
"You really are a heartless capitalist just like the boss." Feng Shiyi put away her darts, rolled her eyes at Ju Zi, and walked ahead.
Feng Shiyi shook her head decisively, "Forget it, my life is given by the boss, so I'll just do whatever the boss tells me to do."
"Don't worry about it. Sooner or later I'll be your boss's person, and then you'll have to change how you address me." Orange chuckled.
Sooner or later, that bastard fox's will be hers.
"Well, I wish you good luck then, although I don't have any faith in you at all," Feng Shiyi replied perfunctorily.
The three entered the secret passage of the Aodu Chamber of Commerce, and after wandering around, they arrived at a brightly lit passageway.
A table was placed in front of the door, and two figures sat behind the table, both wearing masks.
The man on the left is exceptionally muscular, with short hair combed back, and a two-handed axe stands at his feet. The man on the right is thinner, with medium-length hair, and a long spear stands beside him.
The two sat quietly, their chests rising and falling slightly, without any other movement, yet they exuded a menacing aura.
Ye Guyi was startled. The two people in front of her, just sitting there, gave off immense pressure.
"Such a powerful aura!" Ye Guyi murmured.
Both of them are probably stronger than her.
"These two are the goalkeepers, responsible for guarding the secret passage. That bastard fox must have tricked them into coming back from somewhere again," Orange explained.
Every secret passage of the Aodu Chamber of Commerce is very important and is guarded by a special team. The purpose of building this secret passage is to receive Ju Zi.
Feng Shiyi twirled a dart in her left hand and walked straight toward the two of them.
Orange stopped and smiled, "Since this is your first time here, why don't you get to know the two guardians of this secret passage?"
"Hum and Ha Generals?" Ye Guyi was puzzled. Why did Ju Zi also like to use words she couldn't understand, just like Ye Nanxiao?
Only Feng Shiyi's footsteps could be heard in the secret passage.
The two men, known as the "Hum and Ha Generals," made no move whatsoever.
Until Feng Shiyi walked up to the two of them, the dart in her hand gleamed with a cold light, just like the cold light in her eyes.
The two men, with their arms crossed, didn't look directly at Feng Shiyi; instead, they stared straight ahead.
However, when Feng Shiyi got closer, she heard a faint snoring sound.
"Su Rang! Xu Zhen!"
Feng Shiyi shouted in a cold voice, throwing a dart in her hand.
The two men, who were sleeping while sitting, were instantly awakened. They raised their axes and spears simultaneously and deflected the incoming darts.
"Hmph! Who goes there!"
"Hahaha, someone dares to come and offer themselves up as food to me?"
Su Rang and Xu Zhen stood up at the same time and picked up their weapons.
When the two of them saw Feng Shiyi, they froze instantly.
"No fan, no air conditioning, yet you're sleeping quite comfortably?" Feng Shiyi's hand conjured a cross-shaped scythe, his entire body radiating murderous intent.
Su Rang immediately put away his spear, stood at attention, and nudged the still bewildered Xu Zhen with his elbow.
"Ah, Eleventh Master! Employee number 095 Xu Zhen reporting for duty!" Xu Zhen threw his double-handed axe behind him and stood at attention.
"Now you know why they're called the Hum and Ha Generals, right?" Orange snorted.
"These two are not simple!" Ye Guyi clenched her right hand tightly, wanting to draw the long sword behind her or summon the Holy Sword. The two men in front of her, who were being scolded by Feng Shiyi with their heads down, looked simple and honest, but they were faintly carrying a terrifying aura.
These two people crawled out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood!
"Hmm, I wonder where that bastard fox has tricked this guy back from." Orange saw Feng Shiyi making Su Rang and Xu Zhen face the wall in repentance, and walked over.
"Let's go, remember to protect me, my swordswoman."
"Um."
Seeing Ju Zi lead Ye Guyi into the secret passage, Feng Shiyi could only scold Su Rang and Xu Zhen, "You two better stand properly next time! If you sleep again, the boss will personally train you two!"
Su Rang nodded quickly, while Xu Zhen muttered under his breath, "Being trained by the boss is fine, but what if it's you training me?"
"What did you say?" Feng Shiyi stared at Xu Zhen with murderous intent in her phoenix eyes.
Su Rang slapped Xu Zhen on the shoulder and said, "It's nothing! That idiot's still half asleep! Eleventh Master, please take care!"
Feng Shiyi snorted coldly and turned to walk into the secret passage.
Witnessing the secret passage close, Su Rang slapped Xu Zhen on the shoulder again. "Are you stupid?! If you're going to complain, at least wait until Lord Eleven is gone first!"
"Being the boss's sparring partner is better than being used as a punching bag by Lord Eleven!"
Xu Zhen scratched his head and nodded. "That's right. At least we don't have to hold back when facing the boss, but we can't do that when facing Lord Eleven. After all, he's the one who pulled us out of hell."
Su Rang sat back down, rolled his eyes at Xu Zhen, and said, "The boss is also the benefactor who saved us from those hellish days. We don't need to hold back because if we don't go all out, we'll get beaten badly. Last time, even when we went all out, we still couldn't beat the boss, right?"
Xu Zhen picked up his martial spirit dual-wielding axe and placed it upright at his feet, making sure he could easily reach it.
"I heard the boss is back. Every time the boss comes back, our strength improves a lot. So, if the boss comes back this time, are we going to get beaten up again?" Xu Zhen wailed.
"What's wrong? Does the boss like beating you guys up so much?" An unusual voice rang out.
"No, it's just that the boss is a benefactor, so we have to do our best to thank him, right? But we just can't beat him!" Xu Zhen answered subconsciously, then quickly realized that it wasn't his old friend's voice.
Ye Nanxiao stood beside Xu Zhen with a smile, rubbing his fists together.
"You idiot!" Su Rang sighed, then bowed to Ye Nanxiao. "Boss's stealth skills have improved again lately! Neither of us noticed!"
"Yeah, boss, when did you get here?" Xu Zhen asked.
"Hey, I was there when you two were getting yelled at," Ye Nanxiao said irritably.
"What's wrong with you two? Did you skip dinner last night or were you cultivating immortality? Sleeping during work hours?"
Ye Nanxiao raised his palm and smacked each of them on the head.
"No, it's just that we've been keeping watch here all day, and my old ailment has flared up. Whenever I have a spare moment, my body automatically goes into a resting state," Xu Zhen explained.
The two of them used to live in an environment where enemies were everywhere. Sometimes the fighting was endless until all the enemies were wiped out. Before that, they could not close their eyes or meditate deeply. They could only seize the fragmented time to recuperate and relieve physical fatigue.
"It's good to stay active, especially since I'm here at the Olympics, so it's relatively safe. But you two shouldn't slack off, or I'll complain about you again during the National Day holiday," Ye Nanxiao said helplessly.
The three grown men sighed simultaneously.
Ye Nanxiao was afraid of dealing with Feng Shiyi's warning complaints, while Su Rang and Xu Zhen were afraid of Feng Shiyi's reprimand.
"Alright, you two, don't fall asleep sitting down next time. If you have to sleep, one of you should watch while the other sleeps, take turns. Otherwise, when we're competing for performance next time, you two will ruin the reputation of the goalkeeper team." Ye Nanxiao didn't hold it against Su Rang and Xu Zhen too much, after all, both of them were strong figures who could be ranked in the Aodu Chamber of Commerce.
He was an acquaintance that Feng Shiyi pulled out of the mercenary hell.
It was good luck to be able to subdue both of them.
Instead of using drugs to control them, Ye Nanxiao simply used a blank sheet of paper to let the two decide whether to stay with the Aodu Chamber of Commerce.
On the contrary, Li Yuanren was proud to receive the "antidote" from Ye Nanxiao on a regular basis, and insisted that this was a special treatment given to him by Ye Nanxiao.
This made Ye Nanxiao secretly buy a bag of sugar pills from outside every time.
"Boss, stop looking, they've all gone far away," Su Rang said with a motherly smile.
"Tsk, don't you know your boss has eyes that can see a thousand miles?" Ye Nanxiao said stubbornly. He had indeed come along to see if Ye Guyi was getting used to it.
"I understand, I understand, the boss is the toughest man in Aodu!" Su Rang bumped Ye Nanxiao's shoulder with his own.
"Alright, boss, I have other things to do! You two hurry up! Become Title Douluos as soon as possible and get lifetime memberships in Aodu." Ye Nanxiao turned and walked away, disappearing into thin air after a few steps.
He had to hurry back to check on things; the three Qinglong sisters hadn't taken their exams yet.
Su Rang and Xu Zhen exchanged a glance and asked simultaneously, "Brother, what level are you?"
"You're still two feet short. What about you?" Su Rang asked. He was already level 85, and there was still a considerable distance to go.
"We're about the same, haven't we both failed to surpass each other over the years?" Xu Zhen chuckled as he sat back down, closed his eyes, and prepared to sleep.
"Idiot, all you do is sleep!" Su Rang cursed, sat back down in his seat, but didn't close his eyes.
There are quite a few people in Aodu who are just two feet away from entering the Ninth Ring Road. They really need to work harder, otherwise they won't get a share of this month's big bonus.
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