novelhk Chapter 158 Chastity
Chapter 158 Chastity
"Quick, prepare some water! I need to take a bath and change my clothes! Now!" Concubine Xiang screamed like she had lost her mind.
Yu Jiuer advised: "Madam, there is no bathtub or good bath water here, please go back to the palace to wash up?"
The children watching the fun nearby laughed and said, "The Fragrant Concubine is going to become the Stinky Concubine!"
"I need to take a bath right now! Go and get ready!" The Fragrant Concubine pointed at the children and yelled like a shrew, "These kids are laughing at me and are so lawless! Beat them to death!"
"No, no, no! They are young and ignorant, and their words are beyond measure! I hope Your Majesty will show mercy and spare them!"
This was an emergency that Yu Jiuer had not expected. She waved at the children anxiously, signaling them to run away quickly!
Goblins can eat people!
These eight or nine-year-old kids were quite smart. When the guards jumped over to catch them, they scattered like birds and beasts, running faster than rabbits!
Yu Jiuer opened her arms like a hen protecting her chicks to stop the guards from chasing her: "Don't chase me, serving the queen is more important!"
"Ugh!" Concubine Xiang retched again, "Why don't you go and prepare the bath water?"
"It's just that the bathing conditions here are too simple. I'm afraid that I'll neglect Your Majesty. I have to think about how to arrange it..."
“Yu Wushuang, if you keep nagging, I will burn your farm down and turn it into nothingness!” Concubine Xiang had obviously reached her limit.
A peasant woman came forward and suggested: "Sir, there is always hot water in the dormitory, otherwise I will take my wife there..."
Yu Jiuer waved her hands quickly: "Hey, how can we ask Lady Xiang to go to the dormitory to take a bath? It's so inappropriate..."
Before she finished her words, Concubine Xiang pushed the peasant woman and said, "Why don't you lead the way?"
Yu Jiuer raised her chin and signaled the peasant woman to take Concubine Xiang to the dormitory. She also pretended to be kind and asked other palace maids to go to the palace to get some spare clothes.
A group of palace maids surrounded Concubine Xiang and walked her towards the dormitory building.
Yu Jiuer still had a pure and harmless expression in front of the guards, but her heart was already beating fast: the show was about to begin!
You fell into the trap yourself, don't blame me! Compared to the people you killed, this punishment is light!
"Princess Qile, do you want to follow her and help her take a bath? Or do you want to go over there and see the waterwheel?" Yu Jiuer asked the other three girls in a fake tone.
Princess Qi Le looked at the waterwheel in the distance and said to Yu Jiuer, "The royal aunt has many palace maids to serve her, so she doesn't need us! Can you take us to the dormitory building to have a look?"
Having learned from the previous experience, they avoided places with a lot of mud and just followed closely beside Yu Jiuer.
Concubine Xiang chose a bathroom in a nearby dormitory and impatiently ordered the peasant woman to fetch water for her.
However, there was only a small amount of hot water in the big pot at the door of this dormitory, so the palace maids had to disperse to the dormitories next door to scoop hot water.
Time was running out, and the palace maids poured scoop after scoop of hot water over Concubine Xiang.
The peasant woman was kind enough to hand Concubine Xiang some soap from the factory: "We usually don't want to use this soap, but it can remove odors. Please enjoy it, Concubine Xiang!"
Sitting on a stool and letting the palace maids help her cover her whole body with soap, Empress Xiang Fei finally came back to life.
Just as they were about to ask for culpability, a maid suddenly rushed in and said to the other maids, "There is no hot water in the pots around here. Send a few of you upstairs to help find hot water."
It was still chilly in early May. Without hot water to shower, Concubine Xiang was covered in foam and her teeth were chattering from the cold. "Quick, go find me some hot water! Boil some water, quick!"
The peasant woman called all the maids in the bathroom to go upstairs: "There's something upstairs, go and carry it!"
After saying that, she also stood up and went out, leaving Concubine Xiang alone in the bathroom shivering with her arms folded.
When she came out, she did not forget to call the guards in the courtyard to go upstairs to help.
These dormitory buildings are connected one by one.
At this moment, several big and strong men walked into this dormitory from the corridor of another dormitory building.
"what!"
Screams echoed throughout the dormitory building: "How dare you! Get out! Get out!"
Yu Jiuer, who was showing a few girls around upstairs, suddenly brightened up her eyes. The highlight was finally here!
The man stared at the naked woman in front of him, pretending to be stupid and yelling, "Who are you? How dare you come into the men's dormitory in broad daylight to seduce us?"
When he shouted like that, other men also crowded into the bathroom to watch the fun!
The surprises didn't end there. A pig suddenly rushed in from the door and joined in the fun.
The man pounced on the pig and "accidentally" caught Concubine Xiang who was cowering in the corner, and threw her naked to the bathroom door.
"Ah! How dare you! I am Empress Xiang Fei! Get out! Get out! --" Empress Xiang Fei bent her body, hugged her head, and yelled like crazy!
She had never felt so embarrassed and ashamed in her life, and she was so angry that she almost fainted!
The man put his hands on his hips and said foolishly, "Hey! How dare this slut pretend to be Concubine Xiang? Would Concubine Xiang be so shameless as to run into the men's dormitory to take a shower in broad daylight?"
"Hahaha..." The bathroom was filled with men's laughter.
“Ahhh!” Concubine Xiang broke down emotionally. She pushed the man in front of her away and rushed out like a madman: “Someone come——”
At the same time, the palace maids and guards who were looking for hot water upstairs heard the shouting and hurried downstairs.
But the accident happened again!
A palace maid accidentally stepped on a bead on the ground and it rolled down from the second floor, and the guard was tripped by the palace maid;
Some people accidentally touched the mechanism, and the corridor suddenly became chaotic.
Princess Qile and Rong Wan'er knew martial arts and flew down from the building, but it was too late.
They saw Concubine Xiang naked and exposed in front of everyone.
Princess Qile rushed over and in desperation had to take off her outer robe and wrap up Concubine Xiang.
When Yu Jiuer ran to the first floor, Concubine Xiang had already fainted.
Princess Qi Le was so angry that her face turned red. She pointed at Yu Jiuer and shouted, "Yu County Magistrate, what's your explanation?"
Yu Jiuer said with a wronged look on her face: "Princess Qile, this is not my fault. Those guys didn't know that someone was taking a shower in the dormitory beforehand! Your guards are guarding the front door, why is there no one guarding the passage between the two dormitory buildings?"
"Who knew that people could enter there?" Princess Qile was furious. Her royal aunt was a princess of Miaojiang and the most favored concubine of the Great Dong Dynasty, yet she was seen naked by others. How could she live in the future?
"What's wrong with the mechanism upstairs?" Princess Qi Le regained her senses and pointed at Yu Jiuer and cursed, "You are such a bold and incompetent official, don't think that I can fool you easily, you are dead!"
"That's a trap for catching wolves! I reminded you before, why didn't you listen?" Yu Jiuer's answer was flawless.
"you--"
Princess Qile turned her anger towards the men who had already run away to who knows where, "They all have to die!"
Yu Jiuer continued to play dumb: "Who are they? I just came down and didn't see clearly! What's more, not only did they see the naked body of Concubine Xiang, but your guards also saw it!"
"Who saw it? Dig out my eyes!" Princess Qile screamed like a madman.
The guards covered their eyes and knelt down to beg for mercy: "Princess, please forgive us! We didn't see anything!"
Princess Qile looked at Yu Jiuer suddenly, and Yu Jiuer quickly shook her head and waved her hands: "I didn't see anything either!"
Just refuse to admit it even if you are beaten to death!
In fact, when she was upstairs, she couldn't help but glance down and indeed saw this wrinkled mass of protein!
The Third Prince is already in his twenties. What's the point of looking at her, an old woman with faded looks?
But chastity in this era is comparable to life, and a concubine's chastity is related to the emperor's reputation.
If something like this happens, and if Concubine Xiang is stupid enough to make a big deal out of it and let the Emperor know, no one will end up well.
Especially as a concubine, she would definitely be executed secretly to preserve the royal dignity!
Yu Jiuer was so sure that she could only swallow her anger that she dared to take the risk and design such a drama!
Afterwards, Concubine Xiang was carried back to Prince Jing’s Mansion!
That night, Yu Jiuer heard that she was in a trance and crazy after waking up. She couldn't talk about anything related to pigs and hated pork!
Yu Jiuer was still not satisfied with the result: "It was a relief for her that she didn't hang herself out of shame!"
She originally planned to let her pay for the lives of the dead people!
next day
Concubine Duan summoned Yu Jiuer to her mansion to lecture her: "How can you be so bold, rebellious, and unruly? If you were in the capital, you would definitely turn the capital upside down!
You are a smart person, and I was counting on you to help Mo'er, but you...look at what good things you have done?"
Concubine Duan was deeply distressed, and she kept slapping the table with her hands and continued to mutter,
"If you can be patient for a while, the wind will be calm, and if you can tolerate everything, your heart will be clear! Although I hold a high position in the capital, I still have to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens. How dare you, a small county magistrate from a mountain valley? You are so willful and reckless, and sooner or later Mo'er will be implicated by you..."
Yu Jiuer knelt straight on the ground, lowered her head and said nothing!