Chapter 79 Do you know what a wise person is?
Chapter 79 Do you know what a wise person is?
After a lot of trouble.
The group finally finished writing all the letters and exchanging the gold and money they needed to take back.
Zheng Zha was flipping through the exchange list when he suddenly saw an item.
"Look everyone, I've found something—a Longevity Pill! For just 100 reward points, it can extend your lifespan by over a hundred years, and the younger you are, the better the effect!"
Chu Xuan immediately raised an eyebrow: "Is it a medicine made by cultivators? Buy one so I can take a look."
Zheng Zha rolled his eyes: "...Is this the time to be thinking about cultivation? I'm planning to buy it for my parents and other relatives."
Upon hearing this, Zhan Lan was immediately intrigued and quickly looked at Wang Lu: "Captain..."
Wang Lu was very satisfied with her attitude; reporting everything in advance made her the best employee.
He waved his hand: "You can buy it, 100 yuan isn't expensive."
"Thank you, Captain."
"Not bad, not bad, you've won my heart. Why don't you get a breast reduction surgery from the Supreme God and join my harem?"
"…………" Everyone present rolled their eyes in unison.
However, some people took it seriously.
"Will joining your harem grant additional side quests?" Zhao Yingkong asked.
"If you serve me well, I can pluck the stars from the sky for you."
Chu Xuan: "For someone like you, Superman, plucking stars from the sky is a much cheaper thing, isn't it?"
"Hehehe~~" Wang Lu laughed with a straight face.
"Tch~ stingy." Zhao Yingkong sneered. He won't even spend money, yet he wants to build a harem?
After Zheng Zha and Zhan Lan each bought a few longevity pills, they also bought a bunch of things that were rare in the real world but very cheap in the God Space, such as century-old ginseng, one-meter-long cordyceps, and Aisin Gioro placenta...
Finally, there were tons of gold, which Wang Lu casually picked up from the alien and bio-mechanical worlds. Buying it from the Supreme God would cost 10 yuan per ton, which was quite expensive.
In order to get Zheng Zha to bring the items back, Zhan Lan spent a huge sum of money to buy a Class C space bag. It had a massive 30-cubic-meter interior, more than enough to carry 500 tons of gold back.
After half a day of preparation, Zheng Zha was fully ready and set off.
Just then, Chu Xuan suddenly called out to him, "Wait a minute, I have a gift for you."
Zheng Zha was completely baffled: "A gift? Why give it to me instead of someone from your base? You must really want to get reimbursed by the country, right?"
"That's a different matter. I still have some side quests left, which aren't very useful, but they'll just be enough to cover the money you need to return to reality."
Chu Xuan had 1D and 1C. After exchanging for the technology data, he still had over 10,000 points left to spend.
Zheng Zha scratched his head: "What do you mean by a useless side quest? It sounds like a will, which is weird."
"Really? Well, let me put it another way. To thank you for helping all of us, I've decided to give you a thank-you gift. Besides that, we hope you'll take care of us in dungeons in the future. How about that?"
Zheng Zha nodded: "It's much better now."
Therefore, Chu Xuan contacted the main god and exchanged for a single-molecule vibration dagger worth C-level side quests.
After exchanging the dagger, he held it in his palm and examined it for a while, pinching it here and there as if it were a treasure.
Zheng Zha was speechless for a moment and said, "If you can't bear to part with it, then keep it for yourself. Even without a gift, I will do my best to protect you."
Chu Xuan: "You've misunderstood. I'm just interested in the technology behind this dagger. Please wait a moment while I conduct some experiments and record some data."
"All right."
Soon, Chu Xuan entered the Miaomiao House with a dagger, and then came out again.
This time, he readily handed the dagger to Zheng Zha, saying, "I've observed that your fighting style lacks effective means of killing. This dagger is extremely destructive, which can make up for some of that."
"Thank you. Actually, I've wanted to buy a weapon for a while, but I couldn't find a good one. Now I don't have to worry about it anymore."
Zheng Zha took the dagger and revealed a simple and honest smile.
His gaze swept over the crowd, and when he saw the mysterious smile on Wang Lu's face, he was immediately puzzled.
"Then I'll go back?"
"Should we hold a ceremony for you?" Zhan Lan suddenly asked.
Wang Lu chuckled: "Isn't that a bit inappropriate? To start the feast before the guests have even left?"
"Go to hell!"
Zheng Zha cursed irritably, then nodded to Chu Xuan.
Chu Xuan immediately contacted the main god, consuming his last D-level side quest to exchange for Zheng Zha's access to the real world.
Swah——
Zheng Zha's figure disappeared.
One second later.
Swah——
A monster with bared teeth and claws, its body tattered and mangled, appeared before them.
"Chu Xuan! I'll fuck your mother!"
boom!
Suddenly appearing, Zheng Zha was furious and threw a punch at Chu Xuan!
boom!
Lingdian acted swiftly, casually raising his hand to subdue Zheng Zha's fist, and shouted, "Hey! Wake up! What's wrong?!"
"call!!"
Zheng Zha's eyes were bloodshot.
Fortunately, he didn't bring any little girls with him, otherwise he would have been furious.
"Ask him what good deeds he's done!" he angrily pointed at Chu Xuan.
Chu Xuan, who was being pointed at, calmly adjusted his glasses and asked, "It seems you've had some minor conflicts with the people of Earth."
"Damn it! You call that a minor conflict? I almost got blown up by a nuclear bomb!"
As we all know, after returning to reality, to return to the God Realm, one needs to return to the Land of Descent when the stay period ends.
In that situation, Zheng Zha could only endure the heavy firepower.
"I'd only been back a few days when I was surrounded by countless planes and troops. They were shooting me with tranquilizer guns the moment they saw me!"
"I just instinctively resisted, and those people opened fire on me without saying a word!"
"Besides you, who else has the power to mobilize so many troops?!"
Zheng Zha stretched out his arm, bypassed Lingdian, and grabbed Chu Xuan's collar.
"If I hadn't unlocked the third-tier lock and had my immortality, I probably would have been blown to bits by the heavy artillery in the rubble! You bastard! You idiot!"
He was so angry that he started shouting in Japanese.
Even the kind-hearted Lingdian had doubts about Chu Xuan's behavior.
"Chu Xuan, what's the point of what you're doing? Why are you trying to harm Zheng Zha?"
Chu Xuan adjusted his glasses: "I didn't mean to harm him."
"So what exactly did you do?"
"I put some information that the main god forbids to be revealed on that polymer dagger. As long as Zheng Zha engages in strenuous activity after his return, or is found by government personnel, the locator and data on it will be taken away."
After hearing the explanation, Zheng Zha's anger subsided somewhat, but he was still very angry:
"Can't you just say it straight? Do you think I won't cooperate if you just tell me?! What kind of person do you take me for?!"
Chu Xuan explained without changing his expression, "The Supreme God forbids the disclosure of its information. If you speak directly, you will be annihilated."
"Do you even consider me a friend?! I went through all that trouble to help you, and this is how you treat me?! Are you even human?!"
"Zheng Zha, calm down!"
"How can I calm down?!"
Just then, Wang Lu suddenly raised his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet.
He asked, "Chu Xuan, why do you insist on putting the locator on the dagger? Couldn't you have put it in gold or ginseng?"
"Yeah! Are you fucking crazy?! Here, take your crappy dagger back, I don't want it!"
Zheng Zha threw the dagger Chu Xuan had given him back, and then a circular locator vibrated and popped out, landing on the ground.
"?"
Chu Xuan's eyes widened immediately.
"Why is the locator still here?"
"Of course I'm here. I'm going home to visit family, not to fight! Why would I be doing strenuous exercise?"
Zhao Yingkong asked, "Weren't you fighting with the army?"
"I'm not used to using daggers. I only take them out occasionally to cut fruit. Otherwise, I keep them in my spatial bag."
Chu Xuan: "…………"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Wang Lu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Chu Xuan, isn't your plan a bit too crude?"
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