Chapter 24 Solutions for the Leaky Person
Chapter 24 Solutions for the Leaky Person
How can we remain stagnant and inactive in carrying on the legacy of our ancestors?
Me, a big eater, I only go in, never back out!
Even if all the myriad races of the primordial world mobilized a billion troops, they would still be chewed up and swallowed whole!
Note that this is not a metaphor; it is the literal meaning.
Hmph, the myriad races of the primordial world? I'll make sure they never return!
Unlike other fantasy or science fiction novels, in Z-series works, the characters' absorption rate is a pitiful one ten-thousandth, and even with the aid of supernatural energy, it's only one percent. Although it's increased a hundredfold, it's still frighteningly low. Therefore, they are jokingly referred to as "air-leaking" characters.
Let's put it this way: this Nascent Soul level, infinitely leaky, excrement is so bad that even a Nascent Soul level principal wouldn't be worthy of eating it; only a sect leader could enjoy it. It's fair to say his excrement is better than everyone else's food.
No wonder humans couldn't compete with other races during the primordial era. After all, the pigs raised in his hometown could eat three pounds and gain one pound, while the absorption rate of infinite humans was only one ten-thousandth, making them inferior even to pigs, let alone pig demons or the like.
There's a saying that there's always a cure within three steps, so how do we solve the problem of infinitely many people leaking air? The answer is to eat more.
With such a large stomach, it's a legend that as long as you eat enough, you don't have to worry about leaking gas.
This isn't called being fat; this is called having a stomach that can hold the universe. This isn't called being gluttonous; this is called having a mouth that can swallow the heavens and the earth.
Let's devour these rare and precious ingredients in the food section, just for the sake of humanity!
However, the items you need to redeem next are a bit difficult for children.
"Zhao Yingkong, take these antidotes back to your room, then go to the food section and exchange them for two more cursed items to eat. Remember, those two cursed items require a soul with the third-tier spell formula as the Re-Matching Image and a soul with the ten Shadow Spells from a third-tier sorcerer, respectively."
He handed over the remaining antidote and told Zhao Yingkong to go back to her room first. The item he was about to exchange was...well, not suitable for children.
But here's the problem: didn't I just joke with her about wanting to exchange for a Saint Seiya Alchemist with Cow Girl bloodline for her? Why am I being so serious now?
Could it be that he was also a hypocrite like Tang Buddha?
Impossible, absolutely impossible! Who is he? He is a reincarnator stolen from the outer universe by Fuxi. How could he be a hypocrite?
Actually, it's not impossible. After all, Fuxi was a hypocrite himself, so it's not unusual for him to find another hypocrite to help him save the world.
It must be the will of Heaven!
Soon, Liu Qianhuang realized the root of his incoherent words. Although he had escaped the clutches of fate, it was clear that the aftereffects of being tainted by fate for thousands of years were not so easy to shake off.
However, I have been plotting with Zhao Yingkong for so long, why haven't the others gotten up yet?
Could it be that Fuxi was actually spying on him all along?
A terrifying thought popped into Liu Qianhuang's mind.
"This guy calls himself the Human Emperor? I think Fuxi is just a scoundrel!"
He thought to himself, "That's just how I am; I always speak the absolute truth." He completely failed to consider that, outside the world of the new Three Kingdoms, their secret plot wouldn't have been overheard by a third party.
"Lord God, please inquire about the Nine Yin Manual, the Nine Yang Divine Skill, and the Great Compassion Ode of the Interplay of Heaven and Earth and Yin and Yang."
Forget it, let Fuxi do his eavesdropping and exchange his own goods. People can't just stop smuggling Iranian weapons just because a photo of a man on a US warrant for his arrest.
These exchanges are incredible! If you cultivate all three techniques to their highest level, you can synthesize a new two-star technique. No, it's an SS-level technique: Nine Yin Nine Yang Heaven and Earth Great Joyful Conquest. It's a direct jump from S to SS, tripling its value.
What if Zheng Zha's mind can't cultivate such profound techniques as the Nine Yin and Nine Yang? Well, there's still the Six Treasuries Immortal Thief, isn't there?
Once you've mastered the Six Treasuries Immortal Thief cultivation, you won't be limited to a hundred-year lifespan anymore. Then, you can combine it with various life-burning exchanges to accelerate your cultivation, right?
"【The Nine Yin Manual, originating from the realm of martial arts, involves nine lives and nine deaths to comprehend the Great Dao. It is the Daoist path for cultivating internal energy. The Nine Yin True Qi possesses extremely strong inclusiveness, being both yin and cold. It records the essential principles of all martial arts under heaven, encompassing both internal and external styles, fist techniques, swordsmanship, and various methods and techniques. Requires 1 A-level side quest, reward 10000 points】"
[The Nine Yang Divine Skill originates from the realm of martial arts fiction. Mastering it grants inexhaustible internal energy, allowing even ordinary punches and kicks to unleash tremendous power; unparalleled defensive capabilities, with an automatic protective function that deflects external attacks, creating an indestructible body; the practitioner's agility surpasses that of any other master of lightness skills in the world; it is also a healing marvel, immune to all poisons, and specifically counters all cold and yin-type internal energies. Upgrading requires one A-level side quest and rewards 10000 points.]
【The Great Joy of the Union of Yin and Yang, originating from the realm of martial arts, forges the two bodies of man and woman, embodies the two principles of Yin and Yang, and is a method established with the rotation of Yin and Yang in all things in the universe as its reference. It is a practice where humans and nature cultivate together, and practitioners can comprehend the great joy of nature. Requires 1 A-level side quest, reward 8000 points.】
"The reward points and side quest rewards for exchanging the above three martial arts manuals will be deducted from Zheng Zha's account."
This cultivation technique was originally exchanged for Zheng Zha. The reward points and side quests aren't deducted from him, so why should I pay for them myself? It's like I'm being farmed by the Central Continent Team.
"fail."
The cold voice of the main god rang out, reminding Liu Qianhuang that the exchange had failed.
"Continue exchanging; side quests and reward points will be deducted from Zheng Zha's account."
"fail."
"Continue exchanging; side quests and reward points will be deducted from Zheng Zha's account."
"fail."
Liu Qianhuang continued to exchange his tokens. Things had progressed to a point where it was no longer a simple matter of failed exchanges.
To be honest, torturing Zheng Zha like this is actually quite fun. The little girl hasn't been copied yet, why isn't she getting up?
Logically, the other party should have been like Zhao Yingkong, waiting outside his door early in the morning, and then begging him to revive the loli after he came out. Just to say, everything will be alright if Senior Liu Qianhuang uses his profound skills again.
"Sigh, Zheng Zha, you've really disappointed me!"
Liu Qianhuang sighed. Fuxi should still be watching him closely, so Zheng Zha should be able to hear his disappointed words.
"No, who would be using someone else's reward points so early in the morning?"
Zheng Zha walked out of the room, irritated and his face full of anger. However, the next second, when he saw that the person exchanging the item was Liu Qianhuang, his expression and tone instantly changed. "Oh, it's Senior Qianhuang. Why didn't you just tell me? If you wanted me to help you exchange it, you could have just knocked on my door and told me."
"Arrogant at first, then humble; it's laughable to think about. Whose little Ochumelov is this?"
Looking at Zheng Zha, who was like a chameleon, Liu Qianhuang thought to himself.
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