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"Come on, sing me a few lines. If you're really good, it's not impossible for me to let you go."
Killer Bee suddenly looked up, and in his eyes, he seemed to have found a kindred spirit in Madara Uchiha.
Someone actually appreciates me so much?
Alas, it's a pity he's the enemy. He just severely injured my elder brother Ai, whose life hangs in the balance. How can I act according to the enemy's wishes?
It seems the only option is to use lyrics that aren't so pleasant to listen to, and might even annoy Ban.
“Okay, okay, I’ll definitely make you ‘satisfied’!” Killer Bee nodded quickly, already having a plan in mind.
He quickly conceived a plan, and an idea flashed into his mind.
Weren't Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju irreconcilable enemies?
It's said that the news has spread throughout Konoha that Hashirama Senju ended Madara Uchiha's life.
Although I don't know how Madara won the revival match.
But Madara must hate Hashirama Senju and Konoha to the core, so let's have a rap praising Hashirama Senju and Konoha to satirize them.
"Cough cough..."
Killer Bee cleared his throat and began his performance:
"Yo! The First Hokage of Konoha, Hashirama Senju, has revealed his formidable reputation."
"Wood Release is unparalleled in the ninja world, its aspiration for peace shines brightly."
He laid the foundation for the village, and the deep brotherhood was strengthened.
"The Will of Fire burns eternally, and future generations of ninjas will sing its praises!"
As soon as Killer Bee finished his rap, Madara Uchiha's surprise was so obvious you could see it without a magnifying glass.
Killer Bee secretly observed, chuckling to himself, thinking, "This guy must be furious!"
The first two sentences lavish praise on Hashirama Senju, but conspicuously omit Madara Uchiha, a legendary figure on par with him.
With Madara Uchiha's pride, how could he possibly tolerate such neglect?
The following two sentences refer to the original Konoha Village, a symbol of the brotherhood established by Madara and Hashirama, a place where they were once as close as brothers.
Now it has become the biggest irony—wasn't it said that the relationship was so close that people would stab each other in the back?
The last line, "Everyone praised him," was praising the First Hokage; it had absolutely nothing to do with Madara Uchiha.
Because in Konoha, Madara was almost universally hated; everyone wanted to kill him. The phrase "praised by future generations of ninja" was a direct hit to the heart of the matter!
"you……"
After a long silence, Madara finally spoke, looking down at Killer Bee with an unexpectedly calm tone:
"Well said, I appreciate it."
“?” Killer Bee was stunned.
Is this... being sarcastic?
Killer Bee glanced at Madara's expressionless face and thought to himself that the guy was probably so angry that he couldn't even be bothered to make a face.
It seems I've done a pretty good job with my task.
Just then, Madara slowly reached out his hand towards Killer Bee, who was squatting on the ground.
Killer Bee's heart tightened, and he quickly closed his eyes, lowered his head, and hugged his knees tightly.
His body began to tremble uncontrollably.
It's over... Brother, looks like I have to go first.
It's just a pity, my excellent rap is a loss to the ninja world.
Killer Bee is here in the ninja world
The ninja world rejoices! I rejoice too!
I just hope he'll be quick and efficient, so I don't suffer too much.
But the expected cold glint did not fall; instead, what followed was a question from Madara:
"Do you... need to use the restroom?"
Killer Bee froze, his eyes wide with disbelief as he looked up.
Go...go to the toilet?
Am I supposed to resolve this right here in front of thousands of people?
No, why would you think that?
Actually, you can't really blame Madara. From his perspective, Killer Bee squatting down with his legs tucked in and his body trembling slightly, he really did look like someone who urgently needed to use the restroom.
During that period of cave dwelling, there was such a person among the White Zetsu around Madara.
Tobi, the White Zetsu with the swirling face, spends all his time trying to experience the joys of human life, but unfortunately, as a White Zetsu, he doesn't have that ability.
Over time, whenever Madara saw a similar posture, he would reflexively think of this incident.
"how could it be possible……"
Killer Bee's face turned bright red from holding it in. If he pooped here, would he even survive?
"Then why don't you get up quickly?" Madara secretly breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing the explanation.
Thankfully it wasn't anything else, otherwise, if word got out, I'd lose face.
"stand up?"
Killer Bee was stunned.
He suddenly realized that Madara had reached out to help him up!
Looking up at Madara Uchiha and confirming that the other man wasn't joking, Killer Bee cautiously extended his hand.
Could it be that he'll take this opportunity to cut off his own hand?
Is Chapter 101 really that stressful?
As it turns out, Chirabi was indeed overthinking it.
Ban grabbed his hand and pulled him up.
He simply stood beside Madara Uchiha, and Madara did not attack him.
"Go tell the Raikage to come here. I have something to tell him," Madara ordered.
"Okay, I'll take care of it right away."
Killer Bee nodded repeatedly, though he didn't understand why, he had no choice but to do as he was told.
On the other side, when Onoki saw Killer Bee return, he hurriedly went to greet him and grabbed him.
"Killer Bee, what did Madara say to you? Why have you been dawdling there for so long?"
"It's nothing, I just improvised a rap for Madara Uchiha, and he quite liked it."
After saying that, Killer Bee turned and left. He still had to find the Raikage and his older brother; he didn't have time to chat with this old man.
"Singing rap for Madara Uchiha?"
Onoki's eyes were full of suspicion. Who was this kid trying to fool?
With his skill level, he'd probably be killed by Madara Uchiha before he could even utter two sentences.
However, as it turns out, as long as the content resonates with you, a slightly lower level of skill doesn't matter.
Boom...
Just then, the ground suddenly trembled, interrupting Onoki's thoughts.
Panic spread through the crowd instantly.
"what is this!"
"This...this is Uchiha Madara?"
"How can we fight like this! Ninjutsu is ineffective, and in his current state, taijutsu won't work either!"
People were in despair.
Following the gasps of the crowd, Onoki looked over, his eyes also filled with shock.
A colossal Susanoo slowly approached, hundreds of meters tall, exuding an extraordinary aura!
Each step shook the earth like an earthquake.
"Susanohu?!"
Onoki had seen Susanoo before, but in his memory, Madara's Susanoo had never been so huge!
When he fought A before, Susanoo was only a dozen meters tall. Although strong, it wasn't strong enough to inspire despair at first glance.
And now this...