Chapter 248 Daddy Won’t Move Back and Forth
Chapter 248 Daddy Won’t Move Back and Forth
The fat otaku, somewhat confused, pulled away his father's camera and asked doubtfully, "What anchor? You're not giving gifts to some fringe anchor behind my mom's back, are you?"
"Get lost, I want to know where the blood on your pants came from!
Don't let this get you from murdering someone and dismembering their body. I'm warning you, the anchor is here, you'd better tell the truth, confess and you'll get leniency!" Uncle Qi said to his son in a stern voice.
Bai Ning hurriedly tried to dissuade him, "Uncle Qi, that's not the case. The police have no control over what your son does. Even if you give it to him, the police will have to return it to you."
When the fat otaku heard his father say this, his face first flashed a strange red, and then he said to his father with a look of grievance: "Dad, what are you thinking! I just had blood in my stool, how can you link it to murder and dismemberment? You really think highly of your son."
[Pfft, I have to say, the uncle is quite alert.]
[You're still hesitating and refusing to speak directly about your bloody stools. Look how worried your father is, he's even come to ask the anchor.]
[However, blood in the stool is also a serious matter, so it is best to go to the hospital to confirm what is going on.]
When Uncle Qi heard this, he realized that he was thinking too much. He was right. Although his son was so big, he didn't even dare to kill a chicken on weekdays, let alone a human.
Then he rubbed his head sheepishly: "Then let me ask you, why didn't you tell me? You've made me so nervous these past two days!"
Uncle Qi then looked at Bai Ningyu and asked, "Host, do you think my son is okay?"
When the fat guy heard his father's question, he immediately snatched his father's phone and asked nervously, "Hello, anchor, I've had pain when I poop these past two days, and I've had white discharge. Is there something wrong with my body?"
[Okay, the host has changed to an expert number, and we can see the doctor online.]
This guy is quite capable. He found the most amazing person in China to treat him.
Bai Ningyu twitched her lips, wondering if this was considered practicing medicine illegally.
She looked at the nervous fat otaku and said, "Don't you know why you are like this?"
However, the next moment, the fat man clasped his hands together in front of Bai Ningyu, with a pleading look on his face, and looked at his father who was full of doubts.
Uncle Qi frowned, touched his chin, and said seriously, "Could it be that you don't eat enough vegetables?"
Bai Ningyu immediately understood and coughed twice, then asked pretentiously, "How many days have you been in pain? Are you constipated or having diarrhea?"
The fat guy breathed a sigh of relief and answered honestly, "It's been painful for two days. I don't have constipation or diarrhea."
【As a proctologist, I have roughly guessed what is going on. 】
[What's going on with the guy upstairs? Is he okay?]
[Oh! I get it too! Brother, this is a necessary process, those who understand will understand.]
[I still don't understand. Can't you explain it in more detail? Why does it feel like the host and you guys are playing dumb today?]
[Alas, the kid upstairs is still too innocent. What happened today can only be understood but not expressed in words.]
Bai Ningyu nodded: "Oh, the food I fed it two days ago."
As she spoke, Bai Ningyu felt the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up. Helplessly, she had to drink water tactically to calm herself down temporarily.
The fat guy chuckled and asked a little embarrassedly: "Is my condition serious? Do I need surgery?"
Bai Ningyu shook her head: "There's no big problem for now. It's just a bowel movement. It will be fine in about a week."
The fat guy nodded and muttered, "I've never done this before when I went to the toilet. Why did it crack?"
[Hey, bro, if you don't do anything to your butt, I don't believe it will fissure on its own.]
[Good question, you're really good at pretending when you ask questions with the answers!]
[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. The host's description is so vivid. He even feeds me food. I'm surprised you could even think of that.]
Bai Ningyu raised her right hand, placed it on her cheek and said thoughtfully, "Hmm... maybe it's a little big..."
【ah! ! ! 】
[Oh my god, what did I hear? What kind of lewd words are these!]
【Is this something I can hear without paying? 】
Hearing Bai Ningyu's words, the fat otaku frowned and said, "That's not right, host. When I was constipated before, my poop was thick and big, and it was okay."
Bai Ningyu replied seriously, "Daddy won't twitch back and forth."
[I can't stop laughing, host. Tell me the truth. Do you want to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my 1.5 yuan inheritance?]
[Oh my god, my poop can't move back and forth. This is so funny.]
My mom just asked me why I was laughing like a pig, but I didn't dare to tell her what happened.
After hearing what Bai Ningyu said, the fat guy nodded immediately, thanked the anchor, and quickly ended the live broadcast.
At this moment, a video call suddenly came in quietly and urgently.
Bai Ningyu was afraid that the other party really had something urgent to do, so she connected the video.
After the video was connected, a ruffian-looking girl appeared in front of the camera.
She was holding a syringe in her hand and injecting something into her blood vessels, looking very happy.
[Is this drug use?! ]
[Holy crap! This woman must be high on drugs! How dare she perform this live on the streamer!]
Doesn't she know that the entire Chinese police force is watching the livestream? She's really tired of living like this.
"China has zero tolerance for pornography, gambling, and drugs. You dare to openly challenge China's authority like this? Do you think China's laws are just for show?"
Netizens were outraged.
The girl looked at the comments with disdain, scoffed, and cursed, "Chinese law means nothing to me! You can't punish me at all!"
The girl then turned her gaze towards Bai Ningyu and gave her a provocative smile: "Chinese woman, I heard you're very powerful, right? Then come and figure out where I am!"
Bai Ningyu looked at the girl with cold eyes and didn't say anything.
Seeing this, the girl became even more complacent: "Not that great, it seems that those lowly people in China have been praising you too much."
"You are in the beautiful country, District XXX, Texas, and you keep slandering China. Aren't you a Chinese?" Bai Ningyu asked sternly.
The girl was stunned when she heard this: "Not bad, you have some skills, and you actually figured it out. I see you usually ask people to send the location, so I thought you couldn't figure it out!"
"I'm directionally challenged. I need the location just so I can click and follow the navigation." Bai Ningyu said coldly.
The girl shrugged and said, "Well, I'm not Chinese. I've already got a green card from the United States. I'm a citizen of the United States now. The air here is sweeter than in China.
You bunch of Chinese pariahs may never realize how wonderful our beautiful country is in your entire life.
Now you know, the Chinese laws cannot punish me at all. Here, I am free, and what you call drugs are also legal here.
Stupid untouchables, you will probably never be able to experience this kind of ecstasy in your entire life! Hahahaha..."
The girl smiled wildly in front of the camera.
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