novelhk Chapter 234
Chapter 234
Qi Cheng stretched suddenly and had a good rest at home on the weekend. He was exhausted from work these days. He didn't know what happened, but his workload had increased sharply recently.
He picked up the tablet and continued to watch videos. He planned to find a funny video to watch.
Only when you are in a good mood can you enjoy everything you eat.
After searching for a few, he suddenly found a new funny video about unofficial history.
The video begins with Zhao Yun tying Adou up in his arms, then riding a horse to fight Cao Cao's generals. He's truly a man of few words.
Cao Cao values talent, so he tells his men not to shoot arrows from behind.
Then, passionate music begins. Although we haven't become sworn brothers, we believe we were destined to be together in our past lives. We are loyal and brave to the Han Dynasty, and our friendship is as strong as that of the Peach Garden... Zilong, Zilong, is unparalleled in the world, and the reputation of the Five Tiger Generals spreads.
[…Finally, Liu Bei threw Adou to the ground…]
big man
Liu Che was so excited when he saw it. This general was indeed a brave general. The lyrics were very good too, saying that he was loyal and brave to the Han Dynasty.
It is a great honor for the younger generation to have such a military general.
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As an eyewitness to the Battle of Changbanpo, Cao Cao had a smile on his face. He knew that his reputation was not very good before, but judging from this video, he seemed to be okay.
It's not a rat-like purpose.
"Is there any unofficial history here? I really do love talent." Cao Cao sighed, "Liu Bei is indeed lucky to have such powerful generals as Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun under his command."
Looking at the generals under his command, he went on to say that his generals were no less capable than others, and he wondered if there would be any special film about them in the future.
Liu Bei held Zhao Yun and cried bitterly, saying that it was all thanks to Zhao Yun, otherwise he would have been wandering for half his life without even having a child.
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Everyone should be familiar with the video just now. This is the clip where Zhao Yun goes in and out of Changbanpo seven times, leading Adou out of the encirclement.
So what's the unofficial history behind this? Actually, it's been around for a long time, almost since the internet was first introduced. It says that Adou wasn't Liu Bei's son.
【Adou's father should be Cao Cao. 】
[The story goes like this: when Liu Bei was defeated in Xuzhou, Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao with his two sisters-in-law. And what was Cao Cao most famous for? Wasn't it because he was a good wife?]
【That’s why Cao Cao let Guan Yu go when he left.】
Liu Bei also knew this, so he cruelly threw Adou to the ground.
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Cao Cao angrily cursed at the sky, what kind of unofficial history is this, this is complete nonsense, how can people in later generations insult him like this.
He also has a bottom line.
Liu Bei was at a loss for words. What kind of unofficial history was this? It was complete nonsense. Adou was really his son. He threw the child because he felt sorry for the general Zhao Yun.
Sun Quan: I'm just watching the show. This matter has nothing to do with me.
Tang Dynasty
Li Shimin shook his head. This was a joke made by later generations on Cao Cao, but he was a little worried that these people in later generations would not also make fun of the Tang Dynasty.
He doesn't want Datang to appear in this video.
We all have gone through nine years of compulsory education and know that the above unofficial history is completely false. In fact, the real history is like this.
Everyone knows what Zhao Yun looks like. In the novel, he has red lips and white teeth, and rides a white horse in white clothes. During the Battle of Changbanpo, his helmet was knocked off, leaving him with disheveled hair, looking like a beautiful woman.
[And she was holding a child in her arms.]
Everyone knows Cao Cao's character. He actually regarded Zhao Yun as a beautiful woman, so he didn't allow anyone to shoot arrows, only wanting to capture her alive.
Cao Cao showed a trace of helplessness on his face, and loudly stated that the rumor that he loved someone else's wife was just a rumor. He was not such a person at all, and would not regard Zhao Yun as a woman.
Don’t people in later generations know how tall Zhao Yun was?
How could it be a woman?
Liu Bei and his companions burst into laughter. This unofficial history of later generations was really wild. No matter how you looked at it, Zhao Yun was not a woman.
"My lord, later generations may have really changed General Zilong's image. Think about how Zilong looked in that clip just now, and then think about the appearance of the generals around Cao Cao."
Liu Bei thought about it carefully and it seemed that the difference was indeed quite big. Zilong was much whiter and more handsome than those generals.
Could it be that the adjectives used to describe him before are true?
The difference is too big. Zhao Yun is obviously very handsome.
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The above unofficial history of the Three Kingdoms is quite outrageous, isn't it? Actually, there are some other unofficial histories about the Three Kingdoms, such as Zhuge Liang not being Zhuge Liang.
Ok?
Isn't Zhuge Liang very popular in later generations? How come there is such explosive unofficial history about him? And what does this sentence mean? Zhuge Liang is not Zhuge Liang, could he be someone else?
[Have you noticed the coincidence that Zhuge Liang and Emperor Xian of Han were born in the same year, and the two never appeared in the same place?]
[Yes, Zhuge Liang was actually Emperor Xian of Han. After he managed to escape from Xuchang, he hid in Wolonggang and named himself Zhuge Liang.]
Later, Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times before finally inviting Emperor Xian of Han back out of seclusion.
Later, when Liu Bei entrusted his son to Zhuge Liang at Baidi City, he directly stated that if Adou failed to do his job well, he would let Zhuge Liang become emperor.
[You should know that there were swordsmen stationed around him at the time. Once Zhuge Liang agreed, Liu Bei directly ordered the execution of Adou.]
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Sun Quan looked at Zhuge Jin below and felt that this unofficial history was really unreliable. Did he forget that Zhuge Liang had an older brother?
But on second thought, the ancestor of the Zhuge family had served as the Inspector of the Imperial Guards, so he must have been the emperor's confidant. Therefore, it is understandable that the Zhuge family was completely loyal to the Han Dynasty.
There was a hint of inquiry in his eyes as he looked at Zhuge Jin.
Liu Bei glanced at Zhuge Liang, and they both laughed so hard that they fell over. What on earth were people thinking in their later generations that they could come up with such outrageous things?
Zhuge Liang was Emperor Xian of Han, so why didn't they guess that they were Emperor Ling of Han?
……
[There are many more unofficial histories, such as the one about Qianlong's birth, which we will discuss later...]
Qing Dynasty
Emperor Qianlong was so angry that he threw away his turquoise water pot. How dare later generations make up stories about him? How could these descendants have no respect for him at all?
Mad!
Qi Cheng couldn't stop laughing when reading these unofficial histories. This blogger was really interesting, especially the one about Zhao Yun being a woman. It was really wild.
After laughing, Qi Cheng went to the kitchen. Now that he was in a good mood, he had to eat something. He saw that his food supply was running low, so he decided to go out and eat something good.
There is a new restaurant opened outside. I heard it is quite affordable. I will go and try it when I have time.