No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 242: Solo from Mother's Womb

"cocoa!"

Keke heard the voice and looked at Luo Shiyu who had come out of the wall. She ran over and cried to him, "Partner, you're finally back! You didn't know that the general in the west is always waiting at our doorstep."

"Xiao Ming? What is he doing at our door?"

"You ask me? It's all your peach blossom debt!"

"It seems like it's really my fault."

"Look! A bastard who seduces people everywhere!"

"Where did I seduce anyone?"

Keke pointed outside and said, "For example, Xiao Ming at the door, Commander He, and the child you brought back to me last time for medical treatment."

"Wait a minute! I recognize the first two, but which child are you talking about?"

"I think his name is Wang Rui? The one who married Yuwen Boyuan."

Luo Shiyu smiled at him speechlessly, and forced himself not to say: He is my brother!

Coco saw that his expression was a little unhappy and asked, "What's with that expression?"

"It's okay, I'll go find some big ice cubes first!"

"Alright! Go pursue your love!"

"What do you mean by love?" Luo Shiyu said, opening the door.

Xiao Ming was waiting outside the door with flowers in his hands.

"Dear Muse! It's been such a long time!"

Luo Shiyu took a deep breath and said sarcastically, "That's great! You're still breathing?"

Keke: "I told you, he always waits for you at the door."

Luo Shiyu: "You really work so hard!"

Xiao Ming: "It's not hard, it's not hard!"

"I'm not praising you. Besides, I have something else to do, so I'm sorry I can't keep you company." Luo Shiyu said and was about to leave.

Xiao Ming stopped him and said, "I have a gift for you."

"what gift?"

Xiao Ming took out a pair of couplets from behind and said, "It's almost Spring Festival for you people in the East, so I'm giving you a pair of couplets."

Luo Shiyu looked at the couplet with white characters on a black background (often used at funerals and mourning halls) and said, "I think you want to send me away."

Push Xiao Ming away and go find He Gui.

"Hey! Muse, don't go! If you don't like it, I have something else for you!"

He Gui knew that Luo Shiyu was coming and wanted to see him earlier, so he did not sit in the office as usual.

Instead, he waited outside the door and looked around.

When he saw Luo Shiyu walking around the corner, his eyes lit up instantly.

When he saw Xiao Ming following behind him, his good mood disappeared instantly.

"Oi! Don't follow me!"

"Muse! Tell me what you like! I will develop in the direction you like."

A big hand pulled Luo Shiyu behind him, blocking the two of them, and said coldly: "Luo Shiyu hopes you can get away."

【Return?】

Luo Shiyu instantly gained confidence. He stood behind He Gui, put his hands on his waist and said, "Yes! You're right!"

Xiao Hei: "The visual effect of a dog relying on its master's power."

Shut up!

"Oh! What a coincidence!" Xiao Ming smiled at Luo Shiyu through He Gui and said, "Then let's make an appointment another time, Muse."

“No appointment!”

Xiao Ming acted as if he couldn't hear anything and left humming a little tune.

Luo Shiyu muttered softly, "What a freak."

"If you know he's weird, stay away from him."

"There's nothing I can do! He's blocking my office door."

"Next time, come directly to my office."

Luo Shiyi thought he had misheard and asked again: "Ah? Go directly to your office? But didn't you tell me to enter through the main gate of the base?"

"Did you hear that?"

"No."

"If you didn't listen last time, you have to listen this time."

"Oh~"

[Great! Then I can climb into bed while Big Ice Cube is sleeping?]

"Let's go back and talk. I've prepared dessert for you."

"Oh that's fine!"

[There's no one else in your office, so it's a good opportunity to absorb some good luck.] (Coincidentally, He Gui thought the same thing.)

As soon as the office door was closed, before Luo Shiyu could react, his neck was grabbed and he was pressed against the wall and kissed.

[Holy crap! That scared me! I thought the ice cube was going to strangle me!]

Luo Shiyu breathed a sigh of relief and put his arms around He Gui's neck to respond to him.

[Ah~ Luck is really sensible, much more sensible than a big ice cube.]

One is so sick with longing that he or she can't bear to let the other go.

One who is greedy for luck always wants more.

It was unknown how long it took, but Luo Shiyu pushed He Gui away only when his lips became numb.

After a few seconds of silence, Luo Shiyu spoke first: "Didn't you say you had something for me?"

"Ah."

"what?"

"There's dessert on the table."

"Ah?" Luo Shiyu was obviously disappointed.

He Gui asked directly: "What do you want? I will prepare it next time."

"I want you to sleep with me!"

"now?"

"Not now. There's no time."

"Oh." Now it was Hegui's turn to be disappointed.

Luo Shiyu knew that it was useless for him to say anything, so he didn't take it seriously at all and went to eat dessert.

He Gui sat over and put his arms around his waist, but he always felt empty in his arms.

He picked up Luo Shiyu and put him on his lap before he was satisfied.

"What's wrong? You're using me as a pillow, aren't you? Never mind, as long as it doesn't interfere with my eating."

Xiao Hei: "Master really relied on his own ability to be a solo womb."

【What do you mean? 】

Xiao Hei: "It's okay, I was thinking, why don't you feed me a few bites?"

[This is just an ordinary dessert, and I can't eat the big ice cubes.]

Xiao Hei: "Aren't there some specially treated fruits on the table?"

Oh, that's right!

Xiao Hei thought Luo Shiyu would follow the example of other people's costume dramas, pick a grape, let the grape juice run through his slender fingers while peeling the skin, and then feed it to the other person's mouth.

But in fact, Luo Shiyu took an apple, handed it to He Gui's mouth, and said, "Eat!"

Xiao Hei screamed loudly: "Ahhh! Master, what are you doing?"

[It's so noisy! What are you doing? ]

Xiao Hei: "Shouldn't you at least peel the apple? How can I eat it?"

[Tsk, there are so many things to do.]

Luo Shiyu picked up a fruit knife to peel an apple and accidentally cut his finger.

He was so careless that he didn't care at all. He twisted his finger and the wound healed immediately. He continued to peel the apple.

He Gui kept staring at Luo Shiyu, taking in every little movement of his hands.

What's up with Luo Shiyu's self-healing ability?

Luo Shiyu peeled off a piece of apple and fed it to He Gui, saying, "Is it delicious?"

"Ah."

"That's fine."

He Gui thought about it, but still felt uneasy. He asked Luo Shiyu indirectly, "Do you know what we talked about in this meeting?"

"what?"

"Regarding UMA, he possesses extremely strong healing abilities, has a heartbeat, needs to breathe and eat, and can mimic every human movement, making him almost indistinguishable from a living person."

Luo Shiyu listened to He Gui talking, habitually feeding the peeled apple into his mouth, and said casually: "So amazing?"

"Yeah, it's amazing, so everyone is afraid that the person next to them is a UMA." (He Gui is afraid that Luo Shiyu's extraordinary self-healing ability will be discovered by others and misunderstood.)

"It's really scary." Luo Shiyu said this and then realized it belatedly and widened his eyes.

[Wait? Big Ice Cube isn't suspicious of me, is he?]